>woman smiles at me and compliments me >get an erection

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>brush arms with a girl
>get a semi

I wish I could still get decent erections.

>hear rumours of a girl possibly being within 5 miles of my location
>cum

>>37804419
>qt sits in seat next to me on commuter bus
>no physical contact
>no eye contact
>no conversation
>fucking hard as a diamond

>>37804463
relatable as fuck

originola

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>she compliments your erection

>sitting on the bus
>woman sits next to me because there are zero empty seats left
>her thigh touches my thigh
FUCK

>unironically get embarrassed and red-faced thinking about romantic handholding

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i thought i was a sick freak for having these experiences
ty for making me feel better anons

>>37804522
>>sitting on the bus
>>woman sits next to me because there are zero empty seats left
>>her thigh touches my thigh
>immediately jerk my leg away because the human contact startles me

>>37804594
Well, you are a sick freak. But I am too.

>>37804597
>Remainder of bus ride, sit leaning hard to the right, pressed up against the window, creating maximum possible space between my skelly ass and any and all parts of her body.
>Erection poking side of bus

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this is what happens when you're a kissless hugless handholdless virgin for 20 years

please put me down

>>37804582
>in meeting at work
>crush is there
>coworker jokingly accuses me of crush
>so red I shoulda died at Wounded Knee

>>37804711
>jokingly
They know.