MBTI Time Again

>>37803688
>tfw when INTP
Why do I have to dissect every little thing instead of actually having fun?

I want a ISFP cute adventurer gf, but ISTPs are basically my favorite other type, and I admire ENTJ's but wouldn't want to be a boring psychopath, I would rather be a fun sociopath (according to society's classifications)

t. ESTP thrillseeker (CD problem child)

ENTP and i can't follow through worth a damn

https://strawpoll.com/b8wxc5r
need more data on your mbti
https://strawpoll.com/b8wxc5r

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>>37803688
>>tfw no ISFP/ISTP bf
but i'm ISTP

ENTP, my love for bad puns confirms it

This shit is astrology-tier

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This explains a lot, originally speaking.

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>>37805724
>This explains a lot, originally speaking.
This too.

>>37805742
>ENTP is the only unhappy E
Wonder what they did wrong.

>>37805861
The NTP part
Origami ostrich orgasming.

>>37805742
>tfw INTP
should I just order a helium tank?

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>>37806089
The world is our helium tank. Get in, loser.

>>37806089
>should I just order a helium tank?
Not worth, because they add gas so you couldnt off yourself.

What type am I if I just sleep, jerk off and cry? I can't even answer any of these fucking questions because I don't do stuff so I don't know how I'd react to them.

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Where my INFP brothers at

Maybe I'm not an ENFP but an ENTP with BPD and depression :thinking:

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im intp pls say nice things
or bad things actually just say things to me

>>37806487
One day you will die and your ashes will fly from the Aeroplane over the sea but for now you are young so just lay in the sun and count and then analyze and think about every beautiful thing you can see

>>37806753
i love in the aeroplane over the sea too anon look at this coincidence

>>37806794
I was altering the lyrics to help out an intp now you silly intp follow my advice and analyze and think like you're supposed to and you'll be happy

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Im ESFJ and a male god help me

>>37808254
What do you need help with just enjoy it also why are you here

>>37808267
I used to be a robot once upon time scored INTJ during that phase of my life then changed things became an ENTP and now just did it for the first time in a year and here we are the evolution of me

>>37808319
Well damn, that's quite weird, you should try typing by cognitive functions because that's a real radical change to undergo

Has anything major happened in your life? Also what do you need help with

>INTP
>Low IQ
>Have achieved '''''''''''''''''''''''''literally'''''''''''''''''''''''' nothing in life

Should I hate my parents for this?

>>37808354
Yeh i underwent massive changes in my life went from spending all my time playing video games gaining weight to living abroad working my dream job for the past 8 months living with close friends and as for help theirs nothing really i need help with atm :) anything i can help you with?

>>37806327
thought i was alone on this one.

>>37808439
not that anon, but what made you break the cycle and how long did it take.

did you just commit?

>>37808479
When I reached 24 stone and realized I was going to eat myself to death realized the pain i was causing my loved ones decided to throw myself in the deep end began teaching English in china and changed my life from there I was never really a true robot as my life was basically an up and down affair i was popular in school and college then got kicked out when i was 18 then anxiety and depression kicked in for 2-3 years before I made the change

>>37808606
Not the dude who asked you the last thing, but I want to ask about your experience teaching English abroad. Do you need previous experience with the native language? Would you recommend it? Or anything else about it

>>37808439
Uhhh what made you become a sensor instead of an intuitive though?

>>37808783
I wont proclaim to be smart enough to understand this stuff or why it happens Its just intriguing to me, but I've been a happier person in the last year just as happy if not more happy then i was in my school days

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INFJ male in his early 20s. I am very sad all the time

>>37808770
Umm to put it quite frankly it was utter shit but the experiences i had there and the people i met was worth it, I didnt need to be able to speak chinese you have a translator in class for that its mainly a white face the reason why they hire you its like a statement thing for the school owners we have x white natives teaching english for us send your kids here, I had no previous teaching experience I was just well spoken feel free to ask me anything about it ;)

>>37808881
Cute cute INFJ males are cute

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>>37808951

I've gotten this before, but unfortunately being 'cute' has the unspoken preface of appearing as beta fuck to the majority of people. As I get to know people, this stigma usually intensifies as well.

>>37808884
Hey, thanks for responding. I don't know when would be the best time to go do something like this, since I'm going to college soon. I'm also wondering what the pay was like (I assume pretty shite, but did you have a decent living standard?). I have good grades and I'm decent socially, so I feel like I'd have an alright chance getting accepted to one of these things, but how did you find the opportunity to go? Sorry for all the questions but international work really interests me

>>37809087
Are you into guys perchance? INFJ/INTJ is my ideal bf - cute and cuddly but also very deep and intelligent and acts with intention and purpose - not some dumb boring faggot like INFPs

>>37809145
Well I did age 20-21, the pay was 500 GBP a month with your apartment and stuff payed for standard of living is acceptable you will have spare cash to go out and about and that, site i used was teach in china project wouldnt reccomend him or his company but would give a good base to work from if you are serious about it just do your research and make sure you actually want to go, anyway im off to bed now mate gl in life as well as the rest of you.

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>>37809173

Sorry, I'm hetero. Good luck on your search though.

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>>37803688
ISTP reporting in, how's it going fellow ISTP brethren?

>>37808410
You should hate yourself

bumperoni pepperoni originoli

>>37809207
Feelsbad, it'll be okay INFJanon. I wouldn't tell you to look for an ENFP girl because they'll mess with your heart but maybe an ENTP qt is waiting for you somewhere.

>>37809225
Fellow X brethren is redundant. Not judging you or anything just thought I'd point out that it's redundant

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I'm an ISTP and I have an incredibly hard time dealing with my ISFJ Aunt, thoughts on how to not get so massively triggered?

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>>37805724
>F type """men"""

>>37809349
what makes it redundant, originally curious

>>37809362
Just don't talk to her that much and be stoic anon

>>37809380
Fellow and brethren refer to the same thing - people that are part of your community/group.

>believing in horoscopes for autists

>>37803688
>INTJ

>buys 2 six packs of beer
>unknowingly get a free extra beer as part of a sale from one of the six packs
>"you get a free extra beer"
>stares blankly (lost in random grandiose thoughts)
>"uh wait whats going on?" (lost in random thought)
>"you get an extra beer"
>"oh cool i don't know what to say" (realize i have to say something)
>"heh, you could just say thank you"
>"ok"
my life in a nuthsell

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>>37809430
>tfw too intelligent not to listen to horoscopes for autists

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>>37809456
>his actual feel when

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>>37809410
I don't really agree, but I also could care less about the grammar/linguistic validity of my post. Strange, huh?

>>37809453
So basically you're retarded? Why would you post this?

>>37806327
Haha yes me too. Orioglio

>>37809611
wasnt all according to his silly little INTJ """"master plan""""" so he couldnt cope

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>>37809453
>>lost in grandiose thoughts

>>37803978
>Implying dissecting every little thing ISNT fun

Are you sure you're really an INTP?

>>37806487
Your discontented nature can be used to help you succeed. Doing this will make you successful, but will not fill the emptiness.

Nothing fills the emptiness.

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>>37809677
this. fucking this. even in an anonymous greentext on a Azerbaijani garbage sorting forum, INTJ's have to try to squeeze every little humble-brag possible out of what they say. Why can't they just chill the fuck out???

>>37809380
>>37809410
No it's actually because no one except an ISTJ would ever refer to people as 'brethren' unironically.

>>37808410
It would be worse if you had a high IQ, because then you would have the extra pressure of wasted potential.

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>>37805742
>>37805724


>All the happiest types are "E"xtroverts
>women are all about muh "F"ee-fees, while men "T"hink
>the most analytical types are the most likely to be male and also unhappy
>autism is prevalent in males
>the inverse most likely applies, so an istp woman is most likely a dyke
>ISTP and INTP are the truest robots
>all INTJs need to be happy is to become extroverts


INTP sure are a wreck though, you'd think being rational and stuff would be any good. Not sure if it's a case of being dumb autists or too smart to live.

>>37809773
It's 'too smart to live'.

INTPs crave resolution and completion, while simultaneously craving something new and exciting. Only one of them is achievable at a time, so they end up either bored out of their minds or stressed to the point of suicide.

>>37803688

I'm a classic case for INTP, there is no happiness to be had here but at least I have my head on my shoulders and understand what is going on.

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>>37809877
>at least I have my head on my shoulders

>mfw he hasn't been decapitated yet

>>37803688
I took that test and it gave me INTJ...which was my ex gf. I miss that bitch.

>>37803978
What >>37809686 said
Dissecting shit is super fun especially when you are feeling a bit cocky and extroverted and rub it in someone elses face that they are wrong using pretty much concrete data

>>37810053
Yes. I can only imagine this is what ASMR does for other people.

The test says I'm INTP, however I do not trust it. I'm a fun loving person when I'm with my friends but quiet as fuck when I'm not with people I'm very close with. I get good scores in tests etc. but I'm lazy as fuck. I think I am depressed, I have frequent suicidal thoughts and I have anger issues. Are my depression and anger issues affecting test results or am I likely to be an INTP?

>>37810129
naw dude the test is right just embrace it
t. INTP

>>37810129
This sounds like typical INTP behavior. Lazy, depressed, but intuitively smart enough to compensate for 95% of styles of classwork.

For example, do you struggle in new math, but find you enjoy math you already understand well? This is typical of INTP.

That social pattern is also 100% typical of INTP. I doesn't mean antisocial, just that you're not "at rest" in social situations.

>>37810129
Those are all INTP traits anon...
If you genuinely like your friends, if you don't you a probably an ENTP.
t. INTP

>>37810053
>>37809686
I just took the test again and took INTP.
I think this is 4 for intp and 1 for intj.

>>37810238
>>37810214
>>37810249
Well anons, I pretty much do everything you say. I struggle in new math, and I do genuinely like my friends. Thanks a lot honestly, you helped me fix a lot of conflict in myself. I shouldn't take a stupid test this seriously but oh well it erased my doubts.

I went through a time in my life when I got obsessed with MBTI and the cognitive functions. I went so far down the rabbit hole that when I smoked a lot of weed one time I had a psychotic break with reality where the cognitive functions were the only thing that was real to me anymore. Never go full retard

ENTJ here. We're the truest robots

>basically have like 5 friends
>all of their relationships outside of work go to the toilet after a while unless they exist for pure nostalgic indulging
>always seem to have family issues
>too introspective and autistic for other extroverts, too outgoing for other introverts
>the type whose most feelings are unstable
>everyone either sees them as a meme leader or a potential school shooter
>only INTJ/ISFP understands us only to an extent
>on par with IxTPs and ESTJs for robot tier

Don't give me that muh INTP autism. You NEETs always get that occasional weeaboo gf with low self esteem

>>37810238
>>37810318
>do you struggle in new math, but find you enjoy math you already understand well?
you can say that many people

>That social pattern is also 100% typical of INTP.
it's common for many introverts

> Lazy, depressed
typical of unhealthy INTPs and other unhealthy types

>>37809370
Both of the ones I've scored are F type and I'm a man. ENFP and ENFJ. I'm depressed as hell too. What's wrong with me?

>>37808254
Nigga you're the best. People like you grow to be so reliable, generous and peaceful.
I fucking admire you and hate you at the same time. My entire life revolves around my obsession to best you at being a nice human being, which often pushes me to act like an ENFJ.

>>37809738
>Fi
not even once

Ok I dont get this on all the tests I either get INTJ INFP or INTP is there some middle ground between the three?

>>37809453
I am INFJ and I don't know if this is an INFJ only thing but your post reminds me of how bad I am at showing enthusiasm when receiving gifts. Even if it's something I end up appreciating quite a lot I still
am unable to be excited for someone when they give me a christmas gift and watch to see my reaction. I fake enthusiasm but I'm terrible at it.

>>37810366
Nice rationalizing there. How's your yacht doing, robotlord?

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>>37803688
>>tfw no ISFP/ISTP bf

God damn you. GOD DAMN YOU.

>>37809453
Kek these other faggots don't understand but I do anon

The INTJ is on his own wave 24/7
What's the point of coming down?

>>37810697
Fi is literally the worst cognitive function. Being a Fi dom or aux makes every waking moment hellish or heavenly, and that's a terrible way to be. That's why I'm switching to Ti :^)

Still have BPD tho... I miss Emily

>>37809453
God damn do I fucking love INTJs. Where do I find one of you motherfuckers irl?

>>37811063
>ISTP/ISFP bf
What's the point? ISTPs are good friend material but won't talk much if you bf them. I know an ISTP guy and his criteria for relationships is mainly based on physical attraction. Never met an ISFP though, someone redpill me on ISFPs. I used to be in love with an ESFP guy but he's just a normie so reeee

>>37810330
I think I'm heading down that path. I analyze all of my actions based on which cognitive function I use. I'm always trying to type people. Oh well, it gives my Ne-Ti something to focus on so I don't get bored and revert to my previous state of being a Ne-Fi faggot and be all depressed

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Guess what type this should be.

>>37811215
ENFP but barely? Could be a tossup between any xNxP

>>37811114
I'm in NEET mode right now mastering an instrument and trying to innovate a subgenre of blues. I go out and play a show every once in a while or network like crazy to build teams for studio recording projects; I'm never really in public without some sort of autistic obsessive purpose, unless I'm doing drugs or getting drunk with my ENTJ bro and his friends.

I genuinely act autistic/like a dick towards things and people that I can't see any leverage in, so no idea how you'd run in and warm up to one of us. You'd probably have to align with our autistic priorities tbqh as part of a means to an end

Or run into me while I'm stoned/rolling on molly at the 1 party I go to every year lmao

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>>37809717
>Nothing fills the emptiness.

>>37811307
Well, how do I find one of you and make them love me? What are some telltale signs to look for? How do I start talking to you? I don't think I've ever met an INTJ irl, met a couple online but they weren't interested in being my bf

>>37803688
I've consistently scored ISTP
Not sure what exactly it means though.

Just realized something - INTPs are meant to be unhappy, it's their biological role. Innovation and understanding can only come from suffering, at least in general, and then world needs a select group of people to push us further. INTPs, you bear the weight of the world on your shoulders. Good luck you sillies

>>37811413
It means that you've got one of the coolest types. An ISTP is successful by doing whatever he is most inclined to do, and also remembering to try to be nice and not to be too lazy

>>37811448
I'm not nice but I'm not necessarily mean either.
People bore me too much to even bother either way most of the time

>>37811114
You don't find us. I'm INTJ, but I'm at least functional enough to get along with people. I have a small group of friends and my girlfriend that I hang out with, but other than that, I'd prefer to be by myself, following whatever interests me

>>37811469
Yep, sounds ISTP. You do you my dude

>>37811479
Damn, that's unfortunate. I hope one day an INTJ will "chose" me and befriend me

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>>37803688
So i never figured out the mbti thing i am ISFP but does it describe me
anyone cares to explain? I only found this one picture that describes me

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>>37811421
>implying INTPs don't spend all their time sleeping, watching anime, arguing on the internet/shitposting, and being generally useless

>>37811378
Well it depends on how far along in their self-aggrandizement they are, though generally someone that's outwardly kind as fuck towards me and really wants to try and handle the tendency to explode out words and theories and explanations and philosophies about literally everything will at least be given an intimate chance. It's how I at least enjoy showing people that INTJs, or myself at least, am the kind of person that can wear down the romanticization that you'll construct because of how intense I can get. Mind's going a mile a minute because all I ever really do is think and write.

Try looking for stern though buoyant individuals that seem deeply possessed with their own thoughts, i suppose. I'm very methodical when i'm out and about, combing for information or inspiration wherever I can get it. The people that want to live around and give themselves to someone that's always doing that are always appreciated, because it never stops. Every day is a hunt for something.

It's like holding out for the next earth shattering epiphany, and hoping that everything you're doing and surrounding yourself with is lending itself to it

>>37811546
You type like an ISFP. Don't worry too much about it kiddo, you just do you.

>>37811546
Internal validation expressed out.

>>37811546
>but does
How does it * i can't even type a full sentence

>>37811578
>You type like an ISFP
I-is it virgin typing?

>>37811576
>the tendency to explode out words and theories and explanations and philosophies about literally everything
God damn does that turn me on anon

Do you guys get turned off by similarly minded people - extremely talkative individuals spewing whatever pops into their heads? How about people who have differing viewpoints or beliefs - will you dismiss someone for disagreeing with you?

>>37811650
It means you type like a cuteboy. It'll all be okay anon, just focus your energies on other things than mbti. It's not really an ISFP thing

>>37811707
Does it attract qts?

>>37811772
Usually ISFPs are the qts that attract

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Why do INFJs have a reputation for being grudge holders moreso than most other of the 16 types?

>>37811679
>Do you guys get turned off by similarly minded people - extremely talkative individuals spewing whatever pops into their heads?
No because the idea is surrounding myself at least with passionate people. The more passion, the better oriented towards our own goals we can become.

>How about people who have differing viewpoints or beliefs - will you dismiss someone for disagreeing with you?
This is where it gets rocky. Differing viewpoints or beliefs can mean a fuckton of things. The frame within which your passion resides can mesh, but we'll almost attack it. I'll obsessively ask you questions from every angle according to my own analysis/value system about the nature of passion and my series of convictions about how that passion should be nurtured. It's this interview process where friends become acquantainces and people are weeded out.

We can be fucking intense, and insanely ambitious about our personal ambitions. I was playing and killing my first show in two years this past week at a random bar my ENTJ bro drove me out of my self-induced isolation for, and by the end of my set a close friend of one of my suitemates from last year came up to me all excitedly with her friend screaming my name and acting like we were close friends. She made small talk with me and then left in like 2 minutes to go outside for some food, and since that shit pissed me off, I gathered my gear and went out to kick it with them. About 10 mins into the convo her friend was vibing with me but she had the most passive-aggressive look on her face because she couldn't tell me what she enjoyed past getting fucked up and some random vacation she went on 2 weeks prior, the quality of which she could only describe with the degrees of her alcoholic binges. I basically showed her that we weren't friends and that she should never do that shit again because she doesn't give a fuck about culture or ideas, whereas I'm obsessed.

Bitch even said she doesn't listen to fucking music. Cringe

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What do femanons think of INFPs?

>>37810129
That sounds extremely similar to me and I'm INTP, so it seems accurate enough.

>>37811679
We're autistic explorers/executors of ideas, from my perspective. As long as your passion is authentic and you're doing everything you can to feed/execute with it, we'll get along.

What's your type?

>>37811998
Slutty heartbreakers who don't know what they want and try to paint themselves as the victim after leaving a trail of emotional ruin in their wake.

>>37811965
I can totally fucking relate. I can't put my disdain for normies into as eloquent language as you may be able to but I sure don't like them. They're vapid and simple and shallow. It's plain and simple - they're sensors and you just can't hold a conversation with a sensor (or an INFP). They'll answer with one word responses and wear their dumb expression. Can't bring up abstract concepts or anything that they may deem offensive either, they won't know how to handle it.

Anyway, guess my type Mr. INTJ

>>37811421
I used to be happy, but it can only happen when dozens of factors in my life line up just perfectly. And also I don't see how us being unhappy pushes us further, it usually just leads us to give up. When I'm happy is when I can actually be productive and creative.

>>37812030
>passion is authentic
Yes it is
>doing everything I can to feed it
Wew lad, I'm to lazy to actually do stuff

I'm waiting on the other INTJ to guess my type so I can't tell you just yet

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>>37811942

Because, more likely than not, if you pissed me off to the point where I would begin to hold a grudge against you, it's for something that's so contrary from my moral compass or so genuinely fucked up that I would rather pretend I never knew you to begin with than attempt to reconcile. If I judge you as having a shitty character, it's seldom an unfounded opinion. Forgiveness is always possible, but most people don't change.

>>37809825
Worst part of being INTP is that we love being excited, but it's so rare and very difficult to achieve.

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>given one life
>born an ENFJ

Why couldn't I be literally any one of the other 15 types
ENFJs are shit everyone hates them

>>37812170
Tell me about ENFJs, don't think I've ever talked to one

>>37812055
Damn, this is actually very true. You knew an INFP?

>>37812074
>>37812118
(We're the same anon)
Actually, right now the only person I regularly talk to and borderline flirt with is an INFP. She says I'm a bit overwhelming but she's always blowing up my phone with pictures and videos of beautiful architecture and art (she's abroad in Montenegro right now), sends me music that she listens to, or she rants to me about her art degree and ideas such as inspiration and execution or whatever.

And I have no fucking clue about types lmao, INTP? ENTP?

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>>37812234
I loved one in the past and I somewhat like one now, but the current one revealed her true nature early enough that I was able to cut off my feelings. There's other guys that are in a lot deeper than I am, though, one of them almost killing himself because she toyed with his feelings so much.

INFJ, btw.

>>37812289
>INTP
Hahahahahahaa no

>ENTP
Yeah, I'm a mix between ENTP and ENFP. Apparently the best match ffor someone like me is an INTJ or INFJ

That's cool about your INFP. I've met a bunch of them and I can never get them to open up me. The only good INFP I know is my physics teacher and he's pretty INTPish.

>>37812309
I'm an INFP guy, and while I like to think loyalty is one of my good traits, I definitely suffer from indecisiveness. Until we are sure we want something we can kind of want to leave all of our options open just in case, which could explain traits as you described in unhealthy INFPs. Or maybe I'm just an anecdotal example and I'm talking out of my ass. Good luck with what you have going on anyway though, I hope it works out for you

>>37812352
Damn our types seem similar from what I'm finding. A lot of thematic overlap in outlook. Both extremely idea oriented. Do you find yourself forming fixations with a myriad of ideas or just one? Are you building towards something, or becoming something specifically, or is it more open-ended than that?

>>37809225
Good, but not enough shit to do around here. I need a job.

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>>37812411
I can understand that, though the confusion comes from the fact that she samples those options, over and over again. For the past several she's gone on many dates and had sex with all the guys who want to be with her, but doesn't commit to any of them. She keeps them dancing to her tune by throwing them a bone every now and again to make them think a real relationship is in their future, but according to her close friends she has no intention of dating any of them and just likes the physical and romantic intimacy.

I checked out early on and tried to numb my feelings, which was mostly successful. I care about my mental health more than I do any one person.

>>37812497
It's really open ended - that's the problem with being a P and not a J. I'm completely scatterbrained, my mind is constantly spewing and spewing ideas and feelings and concepts and, anything really. It's hard for me to stick to just one thing and focus on it. Hell, you should see me when I voice call people late at night as I'm falling asleep. I take random words or ideas and just connect them in the most abstract ways, mumbling out seemingly meaningless, incoherent bullshit that actually has some value if it can be decifered

>>37812596
Absolutely disgusting. Fi is honestly a disgusting cognitive function. I want to purge myself of it's filth completely soon

>>37812596
Yeah, that's definitely fucked up, sorry you went through that. I guess there are unhealthy people in every personality type, seems like our extremes are pretty bad though.

>be INFP
>get impossible crush on an Youtube vlogger
>she is smart, beautiful, all kinds of perfect
>find out she is an INTJ

Why are INTJ girls so perfect, and so rare, r9k?

>>37812600
Ah yes, see I would try and drive that babbling in some kind of direction to hopefully converge upon some constructive outcome that I would then autistically check in on you with, sending you every relevant youtube link, book title, piece of art, song, photo, or other form of media whenever I could, just by sheer nature. Growing up playing RPGs like Final Fantasy and Runescape made me look at the human experience as being housed within a work in progress or a tool that can always be sharpened. That's the kind of autism I'm talkin about lol

I'm either extremely focused, or desperately trying to dissociate because I feel overwhelmed..

>>37812731
This is why our types go well together. My ENxP generates all sorts of possibilities and your INTJ hones whatever gems I may come up with in my endless spewing of mostly bullshit into something of value that has real world application. Wanna be friends? I'm pretty lonely tonight as I just isolated myself from only close friend due to my borderline personality disorder, so if you'd drop a discord and babble about beautiful nothings with me I'd love that

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>>37812191
>Socially awkward
>Withdrawn
>Nerdy
>Lame

Nobody likes us ENFJs

>>37812858
There was an anon earlier talking about how he tried to emulate ENFJs, admiring their kindness. Just stay positive and shine on you crazy diamond, make the world beautiful

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>INFP

just end my life

>>37812810
But it's only an attractive notion because this is fleeting, anon, as it should be. Be strong.

I love you :)

>>37812999
That makes no sense in reference to my post dude

>>37813064
It's probably the PCP :)

>>37813163
What's your discord my INTJ duder

>>37813210
I don't have one, that was my point mang

>>37806327
Right here Brother, INFP-T

>>37813266
Lel, the PCP made your point very muddled. Any other contact info? Regardless - love you too duder :)

>>37812971
Are there any types that people want or is this all just self loathing?

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Why are INFJs thought of as being overly passionate and intense?

MBTI is shit you fucking retard. It has incredibly low scientific validity. Use the big 5 personality traits instead. Can be remembered by OCEAN (openness to experience, conscientiousness, extroversion, agreeableness, neuroticism).

https://www.outofservice.com/bigfive/

>>37811421
>Innovation and understanding can only come from suffering
I don't know about other people but when I'm sad I just fucking sink.
Maybe we're not meant to do anything

>>37813971
Innovate a way out of your despair

>>37813971
Yeah.
When you're depressed your brain can't really handle as much. A healthy, happy person is much more able to handle complicated thought or consistent work than a person who gets his shit kicked in by life everyday.

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>>37809087
I wonder why this seems incredibly familiar.

Kms

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>>37812858
You sound likeable desu, anon.

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>>37814241
Nixx is a cute beta

>>37813607
>do MBTI
>get INTP
>do muh big five
>get RCUEI
>high correlation: INTP, ISTP
same shit retard, just being assigned some adjectives

ISTP here.

The idea of living in a house surrounded by a forest speaks to me. Like in Oregon/Washington, where they have those houses on a small pasture surrounded by an evergreen forest. That's where I'd like to live.

>>37811170
I know an ISFP guy and he's a total faggot. Wishy-washy, selfish, no backbone. Totally inarticulate, and every time he speaks, he pauses a lot and bores everyone. Only likes gross-out humor. Talks behind people's backs to fit in.

>>37812858
>Socially awkward
>Withdrawn
>Extroverted feeling-dom

???
Extroverted feeling is, like, the "likeableness" function

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>given one life
>born INFP sperg
>mfw

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>>37803688
If im a male INFP, will i be alone forever?

>tfw cute and enfp

Yeah! Yeah!!

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>>37815366
Probably not. I'm an INFJ guy and was in a great relationship with an INFP guy.

>>37815488
>I'm an INFJ guy and was in a great relationship with an INFP guy.
But thats gay as fuck.

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>>37816365
I'm as gay as can be. Girls don't have any appeal at all.

>>37816483
>I'm as gay as can be
When did you realized that you were gay?

>>37816489
I think I always knew. I remember that in kindergarten I asked out almost every boy in my class at some point during the year. (Didn't work out, of course, since nobody else was a gay)

>>37816526
Oh, i see. How's your relationship going?

>>37816546
Oh, we broke up a long time ago. No hard feelings anymore. Single and looking now. (I'm very relationship-oriented and am always looking)

took the test, isfp reporting in, this good or bad?

>>37818183
It's good. You have great taste in music

t. ENTJ

>>37818189
do i ?
isfp faggot reportiert ein, where can i get my bf now.

>>37803688
INFP here

Does it conflict with it to say that I don't like sjw movements? Equality is fine and all but all this stuff hurts more people than help.

>be ISTP
>don't talk much
>don't smile much
>dead robot eyes
>6'3, fit with a manly face
>people are legit scared of me
>never talk about myself
>answer with short, blunt answers
>always say what I mean
>no one dares to fuck with me because no one knows what i'll do
since I did kickboxing for a while I know I can beat the living shit out of everyone so I'm not afraid of others and people sense that

>people still think I'm cool as shit
>women are intrigued by me and say I have "that something" that makes me hot
>guys admire me and respect me
>people use me as an emotional tampon because I'm a good listener
>people trust me because I don't talk and keep to myself
>I personally don't give a shit about any of that and I hate attention and having eyes on me

I don't know what it is about me that's so interesting to normies, I'm literally beeing myself and people want to be my friends. Sadly I'm an introvert that doesn't like to interact with people that much and I stay at home wasting my life away playing video games and sleeping because there's nothing exciting to do.

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>>37803688
>I'm thought I was an ESFP
>tfw results
>catalyst temperament

What the fuck is wrong with me

ENFJ here

question: what is the rarest personality type?

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>>37818403
>I'm literally beeing myself

>>37812810
I had heard ENTPs and INTJs didn't really work well together. Normies I dislike for being normies, but the person that grates on me the most is a INTJ. They view anything I do with a judging mind and are apt to criticize/complain. Being ENTP my humor is a bit out there and tends to be "immature" to a INTJ, meaning we end up getting on each others nerves with their obsession to be "mature" and proper. They seem selfish, only to care about themselves, and tend to boss around my INFJ friend who does what they want out of trying to obtain peace but is in a great state of depression due to it and unable to speak out due to being introverted. The INTJ seems to forget about our feud after some time and wishes to do things for me regardless of our conflicts, but I hold resentment due to how they mentally abuse my INFJ friend. Combined with the lack of fully understanding me, requiring me to act "proper" around them twenty-four seven when my ENTP nature means I am likely to go to some creative and immature autistic route when I am not given new stimuli, means I just cannot click with a INTJ. The INFJ is a perfect companion, they understand you exactly and might even be entertained by your world of new ideas even if they don't think that way themselves, while a INTJ seems to innately avoid it and abuse those around them.

>>37816573
be my gf pls

origano

>>37818403
So im not the only one.
I dont know what people find so cool about the fact that i have no will power or desire to live.

>>37819094
You don't need other people to be happy (Or so it appears), and you possess autonomy and independence. Others are drawn to your stability and strength.

I wish I could be you.

>>37819250
Hmm...
Never thought of it that way.
So its my lack of care and need for others that draws those same people to me? Thats a pretty weird cycle.

>>37819455
Well they're trying to find out how you can do it, either because they want to emulate you, or they think you're lonely for some mysterious tragic reason and want to "save" you

>>37811942
INFJs don't give a shit,
you can only piss of Fe DURING an interaction, it's an extroverted function sensitive to what's happening now and isn't often used during meditation, rumination, cogitation, etc. Just like Ti users are good analysts when they have a large perspective, as opposed to Te users who excel more in improvisation. Extroverted functions are essentially used when shit is happening, it's introverted judging functions that take over when one needs to judge past experiences, things that are no longer happening.
Also INFJs are future-oriented, they have Ni so they're constantly calculating and making previsions for the FUTURE. They don't care about the past as much as Si users, who constantly live in it, do.

INFPs hold more often grudges than INFJs.

>>37812170
>>37812858
>ENFJs are shit everyone hates them
Are you retarded ? ENFJs and ESTPs are Chads.

>>37812628
>Fi is honestly a disgusting cognitive function.
It has the potential to be reach Gandhi/Jesus levels of purity, but yeah sadly most of the time it's the worst humanity can offer. The stressful and depressing context we currently live in don't help much.

>>37813353
Introverts aren't intenste

>>37814754
Same here, good luck mate.

>>37818403
>people use me as an emotional tampon because I'm a good listener
This is a rare trait in ISTPs. Weird.
>there's nothing exciting to do.
I wouldn't believe you even if you were severely handicapped.

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>make the mistake of arguing with a xSFx again

If a INTP somehow got a gf. What would be the best match?

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>>37811421
Sure, some suffering may be better overall just like how work hardening can make steel stronger but when there's too much we just fracture instead.

>>37819838
>arguing
>SF
there wasn't much in the way of an argument was there?

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>>37820097
Not exactly, no. It's a good think I'm already a misanthrope.

Green text intj
>be me
>be 18 as of last month
>had aspirations of computer science
>took most of my courses online and blew away each semester barely passing each course opting to read books on my kindle rather than do work
>now im fucked for university and i wasnt terribly intelligent in the first place
what do the bots think on the timeframe of me drinking and drugging before i die of some related disease

Tfw failure intj bored with life

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>>37806327
You're not alone brother

Originally posted by anon, the original owner of this book.

Being a sad INTP is like a being a computer that has a defect. There is no way he can tell you what happened, what is wrong or how to fix it. You just hope that one day someone with tech knowledge will come and fix you.

>>37818279
Nah, SJW shit is pretty dumb. You're right to think otherwise.

>>37809173
What makes INFPs dumb and boring?

>>37820074
i guess id like an intp girl

>>37809087
This triggers me. What is wrong about being a beta? I'm a beta and I own it, I don't fake alphaness. It's like I'm a confident beta-alpha and you are a fake alpha-beta. Unless you actually don't want to be beta for interior reasons.

>>37820250
if you're not graduating get your GED and apply to a smaller university, or go to community college for 2 years and transfer to a major state university. There are numerous avenues for you and you're not even in trouble yet. You could be me

>1.8 GPA
>drop out senior year
>family breaks up and total income drops from 300k a year to 30,000 based only on alimony
>living in a foreclosed house with no A/C
>beat to shit car on its last legs, $70 fill-up

you have so far to fall before you can start worrying

>>37809370
You mean hitler?

>>37819655
you are so weak I laugh everytime you pussies call everything chad

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>>37820074
INTP definitely

>>37820074
Definitely not any SJ

ITT: people who took a Big5 test that is disguised as "MBTI-compatible" but actually only tests your behavior, not cognition

>>37821684
SFJs could actually be a good match

>>37821774
So the thing that actually matters.

>>37821799
The problem is that the SFJ does literally not understand the INTPs thoughts and deems them stupid, but the INTP will only really realize this years later

https://web.archive.org/web/20120622175637/http://homepage.mac.com:80/bahlberg/iblog/B1386252977/C707866389/E2092739525/index.html

>>37821832
t. sensor

>>37820074
INTP+INFP is the best couple

>>37821860
>the SFJ does literally not understand the INTPs thoughts and deems them stupid
that makes no sense, early enough the SFJ would realize the INTP is smarter than that unless he completely fucked up

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>>37821949
>SFJ
>not intellectually fucking up

>>37822001
are you saying the SFJ deems the INTP stupid or

>>37819838
SFJs are angels, fuck off

>>37821799
this, but it's not systematic. Some INTP/SFJ pairings ended very horribly, so personality matters more than type

>>37820074
Any INxx is good but INTP or INFP is desired

>>37821557
>pussies
But I'm a Chad too, retard.

>>37821949
The SFJ does not understand why the INTP would think and worry about the "stupid theoretical" things he does. The INTP would find the SFJs thoughts very shallow and boring, but would hope that there's more to them than what the SFJ expresses, which is often not the case. He will then likely think "it could be worse" or "most people are like that, i guess I'm the weird one"

>>37822036
SFJs literally explode without using thier brain when they believe someone has done them or one of their close people something wrong, the "guardian" meme name is not a joke here

ISFP appearing as an INTJ because in a competative tech field.

>>37818686
>question: what is the rarest personality type?
It's INFJ overall but ESFJ/ENFJ here.

>>37822102
The two types are actually not as different, you just prefer to use the other two functions

t. INTJ

>>37820074
ENTJ, just so the INTP can get his shit in line.

>>37821877
>F
My god, no

>>37822080
>Si
>Fe
>exploding
That's Se/Fi behaviour

>>37822059
no you're definitely not

>>37822219
Not exploding in a physical way, but irrationally hating the other perceived group and clearly expressing that. Also holding grudges for decades after the incident.

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ISTJ master race

No mute please

>>37822163
fuck off with that shitty meme

>>37822303
>holding grudges
Yes, I agree on that
>irrationally hating
once again, some SFJs may do that but it can't be viewed in any rational way as an SFJ thing. It just makes sense neither with their functions nor reality

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Which personalities are best friends for an INFP?

>>37821877
How's that the best?

>>37822905
All of them
Other INFPs are nice

Why are there so few ISTJs?

Am I alone?

>>37823183
>Am I alone?
Most of ISTJ's are busy wagecucking.

>>37823183
>Am I alone?
The ones who are ISTJ either "don't give a shit about some debunked test" or are young and believe they are another type, like INTJ or INTP because they behave in ways that are stereotypical of those two types

>>37823123
Why all of them?

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>>37803688
Objective cognitive function ranking comming through.

How does your type stand?

>>37824906
Si needs to be bottom tier alongside with Se and Fe.

Fi should be a half step higher between the to middle images

>>37806327
Pucci is an INFJ tho.

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All I want is a qt shitposting ENTP gf to trade bantz and play video games with.

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>>37824906
>tfw transcendent tier

Not sure if I want this feel.

>>37825802
Yeah, just had the image. Is there any INFP in Jojo? Jonathan would be my first guess, but idk if anyone really fits the type

>be intj
>self-centered asshole who's critical of everything
>also a lazy, depressed loser
>constantly criticize all my actions but can't find room to change anything
Is this what hell feels like?

>>37824906
>Ni
Pretty good if unironic, but I feel like this test doesn't mean much if you're boring.

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>>37806327
Right here, my b.
>>37818279
Nothing wrong with it. INFPs are pigeon-holed into this social justice thing far too easily, don't think about that shit.
>>37822905
INFPs can blend in with the vast majority of social circles, but other NFs make the best friends, INFP+INFP friendships are magic.

>>37814410
Stop stalking me on 4chin you fuck

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>>37822001

>read article
>applies to ISJF
>mfw ESFJ

Why do you hate me so much

>>37826770
because youre a normalfag who needs to GO

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>>37826848
>normalfag
>assuming I'm not autistic because of the E

I just want to talk to you Anon

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give an intp (me) general life advice
while im free to do whatever in the summer.

>>37826589
>INFPs can blend in with the vast majority of social circles
I agree with this, I'm just really timid and don't know how to act around people and what their limits are for at least a week or two maybe even longer so sometimes I come off as antisocial. I really don't like talking about myself but I love listening to group banter. People usually consider me a child or innocent cause of this, and like I NEVER swear until I get used to the people around me. I actually scared someone first time I swore.
>but other NFs make the best friends, INFP+INFP friendships are magic.
They can be, my best friend/boyfriend is intp tho lol
My other best friend is infp we used to talk a lot more but we kinda drifted. Kinda miss her.

Which types like AJJ? I'd assume INFJs would like it, I'm an ENTP/ENFP and I love them

>>37828340
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nzEX1Rzd9Cg

Is this song Fi or Fe? Bear with me, its a little SJW but listen anyway you nigs