Hug your family members Fatherday Edition

There was one, but the pedophile posted and got the thread deleted minutes ago. New thread.
>>37803418

>Have quiet morning sunday morning
>Talk to dad a bit and have a nice lunch
>Grab our racing bikes and cycle 67 kilometers to my sisters place in Amsterdam
>Go cooking dinner with sister
>Hug her from the side as she's stirring something
>"I love you"
>Awkward hug from the side made her lose balance and me almost fall
>We balance ourselves again and she gives me a quick hug and snuggles up to me a bit
>"Aahh, cute anon"
>Have a nice dinner with the three of us
>Have to leave early as me have to go back
>Hug her another 3 times before I go
>Cycle back 51 kilometers because we want to be home quick instead of taking the scenic route
>Share a beer and tortilla chips
Wasn't all that bad a day even with phoneposting because my dad took my pc yesterday. Have to go get a quick shower, I hope you guys have a nice fathers day as well.

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>>37803557
But this one is kinda already better, why not continue here?
>>37803685
Forgot to add pic, it was when I was almost back home.

>>37803792
Because 1. the other thread was posted earlier and has seniority over this one and 2. fuck you this one isn't any better.
>:(

>>37803904
The other thread was posted 2 minutes earlier you mong. It took me 15 minutes to get all the shit together to make this thread on my phone. I have set up a whole shezam and even have a fucking name for the thread as well as and decently sized greentext.
Second, the other thread is being trolled and even before that the topic was about pedo's, so it was shit from the start. This one is better period.

>>37804461
Whoopty fucking doo, doesn't matter, you're the only one here.

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>>37804511
I know, and it hurts. Why must I be forsaken so. Everything I try fails, the good stuff snatched from under my nose by people who don't care as much as I do and put in a tenth of the effort. I'm about ready to end it.

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>>37803446
>The last thread died 19 hours ago, why has there not been a new one!?

Because sage this retarded shit.

You are the cancer that is killing this board

i wish you were dead op. i really wish you die. and i hope any father figure you have gets some sort of uncurable painful disease.

>>37804631
>One thread
>Killing this board
Yeah totally bro, you're so right. All the trap threads, /pol/tards and 500 "you walk into your bedroom and you see this, what do?" threads are so much better.
>>37804631
You need to be over 18 to vist this website.

>>37804838
Fuck I messed that last on up, that was meant for you >>37804747

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>>37804838
>I didn't say that was the only thread killing this board desu. I thought that was obvious. pls no bully

Looks like we will be using this thread after all

>>37806223
Why didvlast one die?

>>37806247
A mod's on a sperg rampage, it happens from time to time.

>>37806247
Got "prubed or deleted" by the mods. Some faggots always report these threads is my guess and this time the OP told people to report a certain tripfag, or some dude with a name at least. That's my guess.

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Lots of thread purging today huh.
Anyway I hugged my imouto good night and going to sleep myself now, see you tomorrow thread.

>>37806461
Sleep tight, we'll see how everything is tomorrow.
>>37806475
I always find reporting people that admit they're underage the best of reporting feels. It's just so hilarious to get someone banned for saying something so stupid. Also a good that they get banned, underage should really not browse here.

>>37806475
False reports are against the rules, friend.

>>37806591
>implying these threads aren't just pedo meetups which is against the rules

Fucking hell bump this nigger

I can't hug my dad though.

>>37801972
>Me
>sadist
You must be new, seeing as you don't know my masochism, degradation, and submission kinks
>>37801981
Keep referring to me as a baked good and you'll go in the oven
>>37802127
The banana condom is tv stuff, our teacher also kept encouraging waiting til marriage

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>>37808882
>Keep referring to me as a baked good and you'll go in the oven
My God, my sides are quantum tunneling into the next dimension where they re materialize onto another version of me who has also lost his sides creating an infinite loop.

>imouto thinks all of her friends are retarded and spends all of her free time with me
>watching anime together
>going to the mall every week together
>she teaches me how to cook
>never sits on her smartphone
>always reads books I give her
>learning Japanese together
>always fighting over something
I'm always tsun for her though, but she keeps loving me, such a kind girl. If I hug or kiss her, she start blushing furiously and calling me an idiot, so nope

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>hug imouto
>she blushes then we make secks

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>>37809011
Pic related
>>37809310
That's real sweet, keep loving her

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Threads getting deleted again reminds me of December.

>Our family has been planning a gift for our dad this past week
>He hates gifts, but he hasn't been subtle to show his hatred towards his current mower
>I've used it and can agree with him that it's pretty shit
>Had his new mower stowed away at his friends place
>His reaction was pretty nice when I pulled in with it
>"Why the hell did you spend money on me?"
>"Mom and H chipped in too"
>"Why did you let them spend money on me?"
>I'm used to this with my entire family.
>The pats on the back he gave me when he hugged me were pretty hard
>Almost as if he was trying to hurt me

It's been a bretty fun Father's Day I guess. Thought back to what that one Anon from the south said about leaving as soon as possible. Don't now if that means also cutting ties with our parents, or maybe I read that wrong. Feels like that would be pretty difficult thing to do if I'm not, and I bet she would feels the same way.
>>37808882
Hope father's day went well for your dad, pervert.
>>37809310
>always fighting over something
I got put in a headlock earlier today. That's sweet though, man. Pretty cool that the two of you are learning a new language. Hope it goes well.

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>>37809358
Do anything special with your dad today? I had to put my gift to him off until tomorrow.

Pic unrelated

rolladoobie

>>37809378
>>He hates gifts
My moms the same way, she just bugs out and doesn't know how to accept it unless it's a card
>>"Why the hell did you spend money on me?"
>>"Mom and H chipped in too"
>>"Why did you let them spend money on me?"
Kek, sitcom tier
>Hope father's day went well for your dad, pervert.
I'm not a pervert
>I got put in a headlock earlier today
Don't you have a good 6" and 50lbs on her?
Why is the guy in that picture bullying the other guy? Is he a dweeb?
>>37809414
We went to the cheesecake factory, I was about to let my mom know the change of plans, bearg got me thinking about it

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>>37809700
>I'm not a pervert
Look where you're at.
I was sitting on her bed and she snuck up on me. Not like I was fully disabled or anything, but sometimes you gotta accept what life throws at you. It's like when she lays her hand on my head. I know what's coming, but I accept it.
>Is he a dweeb?
The biggest.
Glad it went well for you. Hope he didn't eat himself to near death.

>>37809848
>Look where you're at.
Can't argue with that
>I was sitting on her bed and she snuck up on me.
Man if I did that my dad would've thrown me over onto my asz
>It's like when she lays her hand on my head. I know what's coming, but I accept it.
What happens?
>Glad it went well for you. Hope he didn't eat himself to near death.
Once I told him I was paying he was holding himself back, I had to convince him I'm okay with spending the money

>>37810112
>my dad would've thrown me over onto my asz
Feels like I should be changing how things go when it comes to rough housing now. I'll try this.
>What happens?
Head poundings is what happens. Soft ones, but pounding nonetheless.
Guilt him into controlling himself? Nice. How did that little convincing go? Everyone argues with me whenever I choose to pick up the tab as well.

I'm drinking again
How is everyone's evening?
Today has been surprisingly pleasant and fun for me

>>37810412
>Head poundings is what happens. Soft ones, but pounding nonetheless.
Have you tried pussy pounding?

>>37810615
Sometimes soft ones, but poundings nonetheless.
>>37810614
It's been cool.
What are you drinking tonight? I got no idea of alcohol, but it's nice that the day treated you well today.

>>37810412
I mean, don't change your dynamic if it works for you guys
That's cute, really cute
I didn't mean to guilt him, I wanted him to not worry about paying for it, but realized halfway through my sentence what was gonna happen but my stupid mouth kept going
>>37810614
Do anything for your dad today

>>37810614
It's been okay-ish.
What's going on with you?

>>37810720
Just beer, I bought a variety pack from work today

>>37810873
He lives in another country so I just called him
He and my sister had a burger bbq though!

>>37810912
Playing d&d with my friends and taking a recess
We just fought some cave squids and a couple of zombies

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>>37810873
Eh, might make a nice little surprise if she tries it again. Can just imagine it right now.
I say keep pushing him about it if he is holding himself back. He might still feel bad about it, but hey, it just shows that he cares about you and doesn't want to be a bother, but I'm sure you know that.
Or he'll argue with you and physically push any bit of money you try to hand the cashier and pay himself.
>>37811038
Never liked the taste of beer, maybe I'm just blind to the taste of what little I had. Hope it's good though.

>>37811038
Oh
Why don't you live with them? If I can ask
>>37811166
...we've been home for almost 3 hours bearg, sorry if I'm reading it wrong

>>37811166
Beer is delicious
It's an acquired taste, though, I started with hard cider first

>>37811235
I don't have American citizenship so I can't work down there
It's okay, though, I'm happiest away from them

>>37811235
I'm just saying for any future occasions where you're paying. Maybe I worded it wrong too. Still, I really thought that it was going to be a tour to an actual cheesecake factory.
>>37811320
Huh, always thought beer was like the baby steps to stuff like that.

>>37811320
Glad you're happy, sorry it's because you're away from them
>>37811417
Oh, sorry I just got confused there, let's drop it
I wasn't gonna mention the actual factory thing, but it was funny
I also meant to mention about the wrestling thing, there's a good chance it'll knock the wind out of her, just warning you

>>37811533
But hey, I learned of a new restaurant... that is such a long drive away around my area that I doubt I'd ever visit it.
I'm not planning on slamming her down on the floor, unless the bed will do the unnecessary job of knocking the wind out of her. Guessing you have experience.

>>37811533
Wrestle with your dad while wearing loose clothing

>>37811807
Oh yea, haven't tried that multiple times, more than I can count
>>37811717
If you slam her the right way the bed'll do the job

>>37811906
Try it again in only a bra and whatever type of underwear you prefer, post results

>>37811906
Guess I'll never know the right way unless I accidentally do it. Won't be tonight though since everyone is tired, so night.

>>37812036
The skimpiest I ever got was a sports bra and boyshorts and he told me to "put some clothes on", but I told him it was too hot for that and he just sucked his teeth
It was really hot, but a shirt wouldn't have killed me, I was trying to get his attention honestly
>>37812058
Right between her shoulders, and maybe the length of your palm down (I'm doing the body math in my head right now and trying to compensate for the fact that your hands are bigger than mine, so I might be a but off) is the sweet spot, sort of at the same level as her sternum on her chest
Again, I don't recommend or condone this slamming her

>>37812296
Try surprise attacking him in the skimpiest clothing you can manage

>>37811417
Nah, beer has a positive association from years of drink
I love the taste of good beer, now

>>37811533
To be fair, both of my parents married Americans and are totally different people than when I knew when I was in high school

>>37812388
I don't own skimpy clothing, the most I can do is just not wear much
And I'm not gonna do that, it can't be played off as "it's hot" anymore
>>37812426
Sorry they changed
Do you live with your mom?

>>37812498
You can't win over your dad in a moment of passion if you never try

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>>37812498
reminder Laura is the villain and that her mom loves her husband and her father loves his wife

>>37812620
I tried a lot of "moments of passion", they all failed
I'd rather not be motivated to try stupid shit again
>>37812669
I stopped, I'm glad they make each other happy and I'm not gonna get in the way of it

>>37812669
Sometimes villains win
>>37812815
Keep trying, there's no reason to stop

>>37812498
No, my mom also lives in America
I live in Canada

>>37812864
At this point I'm wasting my time even thinking about him like this
>>37812915
Oh
Sorry, I must look like an idiot at this point
Goodnight thread, I'm feeling kinda sleepy so I'm gonna go to bed

>>37812977
Sleep naked with your parents

Good morning not deleted thread
I slept with my brother last night since I couldn't on my own. I told him why I don't talk to him much and why I feel bad but I slept well for once, I missed our nights together.
>>37812977
Oh goodnight

>>37813103
>I told him why I don't talk to him much
Glad you slept well Ella, what'd he reply to that with?

>>37813144
That it's okay and he's there for me if I do need him
I don't know if I should be so hard on avoiding him honestly

>>37813206
Hi ella
What's Monday got in store for you?
I'm exhausted and have a headache

>>37813206
>I don't know if I should be so hard on avoiding him honestly
I think it might be good to talk to him more
>>37813463
Do you have any aspirin happy-chan?

>>37813505
No I don't want to take then anyways!
I'm just drinking water and lying down
Might grab a snack soon too

How are you today anon?

>>37813103
>>37813206
It's good he's understanding.

Did you cuddle a lot?

>>37813617
I'm okay for having not slept
Have a psychic hug on the house

>>37813463
A test in the afternoon that I should probably prepare for but nothing other than that.
I still need to talk to my friend about coming over for a night
>>37813505
Probably
I don't know how I feel
>>37813672
Not very, I had my stuffies between us and tried not to look at him because I was scared I'd break down again and just wanted to relax

I'm just going to make breakfast and do something boring now

>>37813746
Ah, what's the test on? And what's breakfast?

>>37813687
Why haven't you slept yet?

>>37813817
Because I'm a dumbass with no sleep pattern at all
>>37813746
>I don't know how I feel
That's normal, you don't have to do it all in one go but I think talking to him a little more from time to time would be good

>>37813766
Fiscal law
Probably an egg and a bread

>>37813918
You should study after breakfast!
Work very hard and get a good mark

>>37813918
Good luck Ella, not that you need it

A bump for love and freedom

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Morning thread, miraculously undeleted as you are.
Fuck this heat, I'm going to stay in the basement guest room the whole week at this rate.
My imouto went to hug me before she went for breakfast with friends, and apparently hug means "tackle my sleeping body with a running start". But she means well.
Also I'm going videochat with my sister today, finally. We've mostly just been texting, what with her being in the car most of the day and the time difference, I miss seeing her face. So yay.

>>37815677
Your little sister's so cute, I'm surprised she's not the one you fell in love with

>>37815677
Good morning I'm nearly about to slep myself
What have you had for breafkast?

>>37815713
imouto is not 4 lewd...

>>37815677
Your imouto is adorable, it's nice that you have some time together now that you and onee-chan aren't constantly lewding

>>37815728
There's nothing lewd about being in love with somebody

>>37815713
She's cute but she's just, y'know, my adorable little baby sister. Just don't see her in a romantic way.

>>37815728
>breakfast
I never really have breakfast, I haven't even put on pants. Might stay another hour in bed or so, and then make myself some healthy, all-natural frozen pizza.

>>37815743
She is adorable yeah. Also we weren't 'constantly' lewding. I'd know, because I constantly tried to.
But yeah she's got summer vacation now too of course so we'll probably spend more time together in the next few weeks (if she wants that, of course, compared to me she's actually pretty popular at school)
Maybe go to the movies, I thought.

>>37815785
I never make breakfast, either.. at night all I can think of is breakfast food and then in the morning I have no appetite and am grouchy
What sort of frozen pizza are you armed with

>>37815812
Frozen-themed, ironically burnt

>>37815812
I think salami or something with prosciutto. Haven't checked yet. It's really just for filling my stomach.

>>37815962
That sounds yummu
now I'm really hungry before bed
But I'm so sleepy so I think I'm gonna catch some zzzs
Have a good rest of your day and enjoy your video chat with your sister !

>>37815993
Have a good sleep happy-chan

>>37815993
Good night happy-chan. Sweet dreams.

>>37808882
>You must be new, seeing as you don't know my masochism, degradation, and submission kinks
Nah, I don't think so. You get degraded because you fail at being dominant. But I can see in your deadpan attitude, the elements of frustration that come together in the personality of a cruel sadist.

Also if you were into degradation and submission you'd like that my slavegirl had your name

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>try to hug my sister
>Go into her room
>She tells me to "FUCK OFF YOU WEIRDO"
>Approach her anyway
>She kicks me in my balls
>I scream in pain but I know what I must do
>I fling my 250 pound body at her and force hug her
>She yells out "STOP RAPING ME"
>Mom runs in and says
>"ANON, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!"
>Try to explain the situation
>Mom threatens to call the police
>Sister says she wants to press charges
>All I wanted was a hug

Thanks R9k.

>>37816581
Same story from imouto's pov

>the basement creature has escaped the confines of its natural habitat for indecipherable reasons
>I-it's looking at me
>oh no, it's entering my room
>I make very loud noises and flail my arms to try and scare it away. I hear basement creatures are afraid of sudden voices and loud noises.
>It's not working. It started charging me.
>I kick it in its grumbfling to try and neutralize it
>It's not dissuaded, it pins me down with its smelly, sweaty center mass and starts rubbing its grumbfling on my thighs
>I yell for help
>my mom runs to my room
>She makes loud noises to the basement creature to try to scare it away
>It's submissive towards her so, against all odds, it works. The basement creature moved off of me and it's barking at my mom. It sounds like a mix between a wet cough and a howl, but I'm pretty sure it's whining because it was frightened.
>My mom is telling it she will call its handlers if it doesn't get back to the dungeon.
>I join in and say we should send it to a different dungeon for dangerous basement creatures
>it goes away looking very sad. I'm almost sorry for it. It's too sad brufferheens are too dangerous to live with adult human females.

>>37813918
You studying law or economics?

>>37816769
This is great and I love you. Hug your sister if you have one, and tell her you love her.

I called my sister and she said that she misses me a lot. My heart is arm and fuzzy now

>>37816769
kek

>>37816776
iirc she's doing accounting

>>37817715
D'awww, cute! Hope you get to see her again soon. It's the holiday season so why not?

>>37818172
she lives in London and I live in Poland

>>37816565
I'm not into that at all, boring being in charge and having the power, there's suspense when you're powerless
The slave thing was just sorta weird because someone on the internet made it
>>37813103
Glad you talked to him

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>lazing around at the pool sunbathing (my sister) and burning up (yours truly) respectively
>mom randomly invited some menopausal bitch friends of hers
>shoos us away from the pool
Fuck this woman, seriously. And then she complains we're too pale and never go out.
I'm gonna cuddle my sister and watch a movie or something.

>>37812296
Bah, don't worry. I'd never do anything to physically hurt my sister, but just didn't think it could get that bad. Gotta ask again if you've had experience with this slamming or not.
>>37818201
Ah, that's a shame. Hopefully you two meet up soon.
>>37818310
Throw a candy bar in the pool. Ruin their day.

>>37818310
Jeez, that's just flat out rude
>>37818368
Yea, if I got too hyper he'd slam me on the bed or couch hard enough that I calm down have to accept defeat
One he sorta threw me off him and practically threw me on the ground and I was wheezing for a bit, he felt bad

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Reminder laura is a cuckcake who wants to cuck a wife.

>>37818368
>throw a candy bar in the pool
What. How'd that help?

>>37818652
Yeah she's a sweetheart.
Also)hi Laura, you're getting manhandled?

>>37818701
That's a top tier fantasy though.

>>37818701
I've thought about the other way around, where they sort of invite me in and I'm, allowed to watch and pleasure myself and my mom just gives me looks, since this is her way of asserting her dominance
>>37818722
No one's home to manhandle me, sadly, it's the best minor detail in porn

>>37818652
Didn't seem too bad when it came to the couch or bed, but I guess accidents do happen. and wew
>>37818722
I dunno. Just throwing stuff out there. Although I guess watching a movie with your sister is better than dealing with the pool situation. Makes me wish I was at home right now.

>>37818970
>Laura's home alone watching porn about smol women being manhandled
You're definitely lewd.

>>37819017
We decided on watching the UK House of Cards. It's pretty fun.

>>37819017
Yea, he was never out to hurt me that much
>>37819209
Not now, I just like my porn to have it, sort like a cherry on top

>>37819323
Fair enough, whatever tickles your skittle.
Occasionally I'm moderately bummed out because I so rarely find porn I like.

So uh
Austria, who pissed in your muesli today? Is your sister fucking a Yankee titcow or something?
>>37819937

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>>37820017
I was just memeing, I'm having a pretty good day actually.
Titcows actually are disgusting though.

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>>37816776
What the other anon said, I'm studying being replaced by technology and the early symptoms of profession-induced anxiety and depression.

How's everyone doing? This question will be asked at least 4 more times until bump limit.

>>37820100
When are you going to talk to your sister?

but really when are you going to lewd with her on camera

>>37820112
I take it you're not feeling great

>>37820406
I'm doing alright, just reading and shitposting for now.
>When are you going to talk to your sister
Well sometime in the late afternoon her time so probably closer to midnight here. Which suits me fine.

>>37820406
Ooh no I'm feeling as decent as I can.
I don't have much going on right now but I'm going to spend Saturday with my friend, don't know what we're going to do exactly but probably just relax and sleep a lot.

Good morning everyone!
Anybody have anything new going on?

Bump of love from page 8

>>37821470
Everyone's dead apparently, or asleep.
I'm neither but don't have anything exciting to share, except that my sister texted me this morning and was rather descriptive what exactly she'd like to do, so good start to the day.

>>37822385
no I am fag
OP is innocent

Only family I live with is my dad
I gave him a hug at lunch and he left to finish his meal in peace

>>37822343
>Everyone's dead apparently
Gott in himmel, I wish I was

>>37823623
I'm glad you're alive!
You're doing great, and today will be worth it!

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>>37823623
Why, what's wrong?

>>37823754
I'm glad you're alive too, happy-chan. You light up this thread.

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>>37823754
I love you happy-chan
>>37823857
>what's wrong?
Nothing specific, just having a low day today

>>37823857
I do it because the people here deserve it!
I want them to be happy

>>37823916
Got anything on your mind? Or anything you'd like to get done today?

>>37823943
>Got anything on your mind? Or anything you'd like to get done today?
No, I slept through the whole day and am trying not to sleep some more
eternal sleep might be nice though

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>>37823943
If it means anything you make it easier for me to stay positive, I like you a lot.
>>37824048
Ooh I'm sorry I hope you get your normal sleep schedule back
I nap a lot when I don't have anything to do and it really messes with sleeping

>>37824048
I have trouble staying out of bed in the morning, but anxiety or hunger usually kicks me out of bed to do something about it!
There's nothing wrong with sleeping if you're not feeling good, though. Its safe and if it makes you feel better, or at least skip over the worst of moods, then that's good!

But you might feel better if you got a small bite to eat and went for a walk. I've heard that the pressure on your feet from walking actually hugely increases the circulation to your brain so it will make you more cognitively alert!

>>37824099
Ah, that's so sweet to hear! I'm rooting for you, Ella, staying positive gets easier and easier!

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>hug dad
>he looks uncomfortable and tells me to fuck off but in a nicer way, also comments on how I need to shower
>mom laughs and says its "cute"
that went perfectly average

>>37824149
Your family sounds fun to be around

>>37824122
Thankoo you're really sweet too!
>>37824149
It is cute
Are you going to take a shower?

>>37824197
My parents are very good people, I'm thankful to have them.
>>37824258
I already did, don't worry.

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>>37824122
>anxiety or hunger usually kicks me out of bed
Stop being so relatable damn it

>>37824686
Gotta get out of bed for something on those nothing sorts of days, I think.

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>sister lewds me over text, telling me that she misses me a lot and wants to kiss my neck
>trying to look inconspicuous sitting next to the other one watching TV
She is such a slut

>>37825345
>kiss my neck
That's fatalpulse levels of dirty. Goddamn.

>>37825345
Kiss the little one's neck

>>37825587
Right? She does that thing where she kinda...sucks on my pulse kissing my neck and I can feel it quickening against her tongue and it's just so freaking good.
Which of course is exactly what she's describing right now and I'm just dying.

>>37825636
I don't kiss her.

>>37825660
>I don't kiss her
And why the fuck not?

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>>37820100
>Titcows actually are disgusting though.
>come back to see this

fucking chestlets and their jealousy all deserve helicopter rides

>>37825686
Because you only kiss people you're in love with, silly.

>>37825729
Hi kissy.
You're a titcow but I forgive you because you're posting Pinochet memes.

>>37825729
I prefer smaller breasts, myself
big ones seem more awkward for everybody involved

>>37825764
>you only kiss people you're in love with
Heresy! It's perfectly acceptable to kiss people you care a lot about, especially little sisters. I'm not even saying on her mouth, please give her a kiss and post results.

>>37825729
Did you remember to wish your brother an advanced happy father's day?

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>>37825764
I don't need any of your jealousy chestlet

burnburnburnburnburn

>>37825776
It's actually pretty nice having melons

>>37825814
I joked about it and he gave me a look
Going to spend time with my dad today though because he was busy yesterday

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>>37825660
Don't think he meant romantically, but you do you. And hey, it's been a week already? Time is flying by.
>>37825729
Hope your day has been going well.

>>37825812
That's different. I kiss her cheek and forehead a lot. She's precious.

>>37825846
Tittymonster pls. I'm not jealous, I merely see it as my public duty to educate anons on the advantages of chestlet love.

>>37825882
Tell me more about chestlet love, please

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>>37825876
Pretty good mood today thanks. Hope the same to you

>>37825882
Why when titcow love is clearly superior? As proven by oniichan

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>>37825909
It's the purest form of love, anon. You're close to the girls heart.

>>37825920
I concede that some titcows might be okay, but overall chestlets are top notch.

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>>37825985
>but overall chestlets are top notch.
How can you possibly say such a lie?

>>37825920
It's been great alright. Always forget to say that the artist for the game really hits the spot with their stuff.
>>37825985
It's always going to the extreme on one side or the other. It's like what's in between is completely ignored by everyone.

Ever since clogs killed herself, there aren't any REAL chestlets here. It makes me sad. All we have is a single titcow.

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>>37826064
But titcow, it's the truth. Gospel.
I haven't gotten to post this picture in too long. I missed you, titcow.

>>37826065
There's no in-between though. Everyone past C is a titcow, anyone below C is a chestlet.

Suddenly quiet thread bump

>>37826713
What's on your mind, anon?
I'm getting a little hungry, getting ready for work, too.

>>37826906
Nothing's on my mind really, I'm going to sleep now anyway for britbong college.

>>37827026
Sleep well fellow Brit

>>37827026
Alright, have a good night and work hard tomorrow!

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>>37822385
N-no, you!
>>37822407
Kek

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>>37825729
>Tfw people start talking about breastsize and you realise you have no idea what you would even like better because you've never touched any at all

>>37828085
Essentially boils down to this: Would you A) touch a flat chest that's no different than a chubby man or B) touch a real woman's soft, bouncy, glorious chest pillows

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>>37828085
>>37828205
Actually, it's more like a) touch a qt petite girls beautiful boobs, perfect handful size, sensitive nipples and all, or b) the (soon-to-be) saggy sacks of fat hanging off some cow, udderly disgusting

>>37828205
Where does c cup ly im this regard? I can still remember my cousin telling me about how she now needed c cup a couple years ago. She seemed rather happy bout it though she doesn't use them yet...

>>37828205
I think flat chests are cute and they tend to be super sensitive, chest pillows are nice to rest you head on though.

>>37828288
Aaaaahhh, bow I really don't know. Why can't it ever be a straightforward singular answer everyone agrees on?

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>>37828376
It's pure ideology.

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>>37828376
I got a better answer: Love the ones on your loved one. But whatever is listed the most on your sadpanda favorites list is probably what you love and there's nothing wrong with that

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I come back to a filthy subhuman titcow trying to defend herself...
>>37824149
Hug your dad more often
And have this

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>>37828288
>>37828470
Sorry, but all I hear is "I'm jealous of titcows"
Everyone knows titcow imoutos/neesans are best.

>>37828294
C cup is in that zone where they are neither chestlets nor titcows. Truly an anomaly in imouto/neesan body types.

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>>37828422
Alright
>>37828467
Will do, but whats a sandpa favourites list?

Also, spend about 7 minutes typing up a greentext of my evening with my mom only to have my entire post to be lost because non-ACII text is not allowed. Pic is related, it's a sunset I saw with me mum.

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>>37828612
>dat crotch shot
Jesus kissy have mercy, my nee-san is on another continent.

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>>37828612
All I hear is "titcow genocide now Laura, they deserve it"
>>37828467
No, that doesn't allow us to polarize each other based on arbitrary traits

>>37828674
A nice place filled with nice drawings. Cool sunset.
>>37828717
Your chest won't change, Laura. No matter how many arguments you get into with the dairy farm industry posterchild.

>>37828612
Titcow nee-chans are nice, imoutos should be smol though

>>37829097
GOOD, I DON'T WANT SAGGY MILKBAGS THAT HURT MY BACK
TITCOW GENOCIDE FUCKING WHEN

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>>37829340
>SAGGY MILKBAGS
Pic related

Anything from story recently? I was getting used to her posting regularly again.

>>37829373
CANUCK GENOCIDE FUCKING WHEN

>>37829398
I'm Canada and I've never seen a milk bag
It's an eastern thing, I think

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>>37829501
Eh, I don't care anyways, however you want to drink your cow juice

>>37829340
There's always a middle ground for this kinda stuff. You don't have to be two giant mounds of flesh.

>>37829501
>I'm Canada
Hi Canada

>>37829625
Cow juice is delicious and is my friend
What's going on with you today, anyways?

>>37829731
Haha hello nice to meet you!

>>37829374
She got what she wanted and left, it seems like
Gone forever, best to forget about her

>>37829880
What does that even mean? Do you know something we dont?

>>37829880
That's pretty convincing anon

>>37829962
>>37829972
I made it up for (you)s because I'm really bored
Please forgive me

Headcanon: HSG, Lucy, IC, and college girl are all real and collaborated to make up Story-chan

>>37830064
Thank God I was horrified that you knew something and that she was never coming back. She's been giving us something special this past week. Lewdness.

>>37830132
That sounds too complicated to pull off.

>>37830147
You really like her, don't you?
When did you realize?

>>37830180
When she said that she made all of those characters and that she was the sole reason for all of those orgasms.

>>37830230
Haha, I see, I can get like that, too
The boy brain is a curious thing
Especially when people are so curious

>>37830230
>all of those orgasms
You're the worst type of person in this "community"

>>37830281
Your pretty weird my dude

>>37830307
When my dick is happy, its happy I dont know what to tell you.

>>37830319
Is that a bad thing? :(
I know I'm a bit of an odd fellow but I don't think it's offensive!

>>37830230
You haven't made it until Story asks YOU for lewd
>>37830319
Don't bully Happy-chan

>>37830627
I had a lot of fun writing for story I just wish I could have heard more about how it was appreciated

>>37830627
No bullying anybody!!!
But if somebody absolutely needs to get it out of their system I do make a good punching bag

>>37830716
>I do make a good punching bag
You're too adorable for that
>>37830686
>I had a lot of fun writing for story
When did you write for her?

>>37830774
It was a few days ago, a rather chunky greentext
Also I'm tough, too, I can take it!!

>>37830798
>Also I'm tough, too, I can take it!!
You sound like that trap/fucboi character from an anime that always tries to prove 'he's' a man.

>>37830798
>Also I'm tough, too, I can take it!!
No, no bully the happy-chan
Happy is for protect
>>37830839
No. Bully.

Relax everyone. I had two flights in a span of 24 hours, a bunch of annoying redneck relatives, and work. I am basically dead.

>>37830686
Which one was yours and I'll tell you.

>>37830857
>Happy is for protect
Nah, he's for raw, dry and rough pounding right in the boipussy.

>>37830890
>Which one was yours and I'll tell you.
Well it wasn't the bad one, I can tell you that for certain
that was mine

>>37830716
HEY
I'm the threads punching bag
You're supposed to be the happy one

>>37830890
>redneck relatives
>she writes incest.
Hahaha.

>>37830932
For some reason that reminds me, did you ever ask your parents about how they got back together?

>>37830932
>I'm the threads punching bag
Yeah I agr-
Wait, no, you stop that right now

>>37830929
I can go into detail for you too if you want me to.

>>37830937
Trust me, those hics might actually fuck each other.

>>37830839
I'm not nearly so feminine as I might come across in text
But I'm actually quite sensitive and just like to call myself tough

>>37830857
It's okay I am interested to see what people have to say about me..

>>37830890
It was the one in the bookstore
I haven't wrote anything in a few months and after having fun with that I want to write some more, likely less lewd short scenes
Where did you fly??

>>37830913
Wow pls that's too lewd

>>37830932
There is room for two! Besides, if it spares someone else from being tormented, I don't mind at all

>>37825764
>You're a titcow but I forgive you because you're posting Pinochet memes.

>Unironically liking /pol/ memes

When did you become a pleb?

>>37830937
>>redneck relatives
>Your brother wants to fuck you.
No wonder.

>>37831017
Okay, is there something specific you wanted? I already know what I want to share but if you had something tell me. Just in case there was something you wanted and I didn't think of it.

Give me until a little after 8:00 CST and I'll get to it. I'm doing some runescape stuff.

>>37830973
>I can go into detail for you too if you want me to.
If you want, sure

>>37831047
Pinochet was a pretty cool guy outside of /pol/ he saved his country from communism.

>>37831073
Nothing specific! I'm curious what you have planned, cus this is the first I've heard of it!
I'm at work for 3 more hours, anyways.
What are you getting up to in rs?

>>37830963
I talked to my dad and posted it about a week ago,
>>37830969
But I am
>>37831017
I don't really mind, I'm used to being loved by being bullied

>>37831081
Repurposed gulag jokes suuuuuck

>>37831077
Sure, it will be fun. It's been a little while since I've written a smutty greentext. I was planning on writing a more in-depth version of yours.

>>37831092
Ha ha.

To be fair you may be right.

>>37831115
Well I just came up with some stuff when I saw you wished that you "could have heard more about how it was appreciated." You guys shared what you got from me so I'll return the favor.

Grinding chaos druids while I try to farm. It requires a decent amount of attention because they die quickly.

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>>37831081

Heh

wow. wow. not an original post. who would have thought

>>37831161
>posted it about a week ago,
Fuck, I missed that, mind giving me a quick rundown?

>>37831211
It was kinda lovey dovey, they started talking a bit after we moved out, started actually seeing each other not long after, argued a lot but figured some stuff out I guess, after a while they actually decided to get back together, he said "we didn't want to try being with other people" or something along those lines, and they've been back together for a year and change

>>37831196
>I was planning on writing a more in-depth version of yours.
Oh boy, I'm ready for this

>>37831355
>they started talking a bit after we moved out
So it was almost like they never even split up.
> "we didn't want to try being with other people"
Damm, that is lovey-dovey.
Can't believe, they managed to hide it from you for a year. How dense are you, bearwoman.?

>>37831467
>So it was almost like they never even split up.
I guess, yea
>Can't believe, they managed to hide it from you for a year. How dense are you, bearwoman.?
I mean, I had no reason to suspect anything if my dad says "hey, I'm going out with a friend after work, I'll be home late", that's probably when they went out

Okay I'm about to get started. Please be patient, I'm a little out of practice.

>>37831196
I've actually haven't read any of what you've wrote for the thread, but I'm very excited to see it!
I just wanted to write something for you cus cute

>>37831679
My body is very ready

>>37831592
>I'll be home late",
You now realize that translates to "I'll be fucking your mom's brains out."

>>37831724
OR THEY WENT TO MOVIE, OR DINNER AND KEPT THEIR CLOTHES ON THE WHOLE NIGHT

>>37831768
What are you doing tonight, Laura?
Don't mind your parents! I wanna hear more about you.

>>37831679
Sorry, can I have a rough physical description from both of you? I'm trying to visualize but I'm having a hard time. If you're grossly unattractive then pretend you're better. If you don't I'll just end up focusing on my light old man/gross dude rape fetish and you probably don't want that.

>>37831873
And I don't mind some chub, and maybe like it at times so if you have some that is not included in "grossly unattractive."

>>37831860
Uhhh...shit posting, potentially masturbating, playing games, wondering how my life got to this
The usual

>>37831873
Happy here
I'm a pretty slim fellow, except for strong bike legs
Also not very tall
Poofy, kinda curly Dirty blonde hair and blue eyes with a full but trimmed beard
Also a rather thin face and biggish nose

Idk what you wanted but I never get asked about myself so it was fun to see what I decided was worth noting

I'm so confused
Is story writing smut about happy and herself? Is happy the one who wrote the greentext about story a few days back?

>>37831873
Bad writer: tall thin short hair green eyes sharp features

>>37831976
Yup that was me but I don't know if anybody knew until I admitted it today

>>37832048
Even is you think you're a bad writer I think it's cool that you decided share with us anyways
The difference between a bad and good writer is practice and attitude!
Even if it's a silly lewd greentext, creative efforts are fun and rewarding, and I want to support all my friends trying to be creative or artistic
So way to go!

>>37831955
What sort of shitposting? And what usually motivates you during masturbation? :o

>>37832407
Just being posting things that don't contribute on vg
It's just a moderately easy way to feel good, though after I feel like shit, but I usually do lately so who cares

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>>37832279
Thanks Happy-chan

>>37832447
I used to post more in vg but it got exhausting for me to be around people whining about games I like
Which generals do you prefer?
Also I wouldn't feel bad about shitposting you're probably more interesting than most other people on vg, especially when you're temper comes out...

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>>37832558
The latter half if that post was about masturbating.... I don't feel guilty for shitposting
I stick to r6g and owg

Sorry I pre-typed in word and now it's blocking me from posting because of non-ASCII text. Please help. I put time into it. And a little diddling

>>37832492
Yw anon! I like that image a lot, too

>>37832658
Lmao oh okay.. I thought you just ignored it
But I absolutely think that you shouldn't feel bad about that even more! Masturbation is when you deserve to feel good and satisfied, after all.

I've only really been in the monster hunter general, and wowg, which is horrendous

>>37832682
That happened to me when I wrote the greentext the other day
Share anon's story, first, I suggest, because I've gotta sweep and mop here really soon!
Sounds like you had a good time, though!

>>37832742
I was going to wait on his until tomorrow because I'm already beat. Do I need to completely retype this thing in the reply box?

Its not fair some of you just have a girl you can talk to like its no big deal.

IT IS A BIG DEAL TO ME.
LIfe seriously is unfair.

>>37832682
>>37832742
That is, I had to re-type the entire thing out right on 4chan.. It took a while, but it's the robot's filter fucking with it

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>>37832717
>horrendous
Keep talking shit, m8. I'll fucking poke you. But yeah, it was shit sometimes. I remember we had someone that kept blacklisting people for the littlest of things, which I find funny these days.
Have something a couple of Anons and me made when MH4U was the craze.

>>37832801
Are you talking about wowg or mhg? Mhg is fine, I think

>>37832761
I don't mind a pastebin if it's long
Either way I'm eager!! Can't get off of work soon enough

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>>37832836
Thought you were talking about /mhg/. I'll go back into my bear cave now. Glad to know it's still fine and dandy though. Made a lot of nice friends over there.

>>37832717
>and wowg
Oh happy, why would you subject yourself to that shithole

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So any of you ever walked in on your sister in this sort of situation?

>Working the closing shift at the bookstore
>It's not a bad shift to work, it's just boring
>When you close it's just you and the owner's daughter
>Trying to finish up early so I can relax and enjoy the atmosphere
>As I clean up I think about my light exhibitionism from throughout the day
>All I did was go commando and pull up my jeans but it made me feel sexy
>There were definitely a couple moments where some boys were getting a good look
>All I have left is dusting
>Go to the back and reach over the repair desk for the duster
>The corner of the desk digs right into my clit
>Oh boys
>My legs wobble
>My stomach flips
>I decide to finish so I can get to my alone time as quickly as possible
>I give the whole store a light dusting, basically drooling as I think about what's to come
>My pussy feeling warmer and warmer every minute
>I drop the duster off in the back and head straight to the reading nook in the back corner
>I situate myself in the couch, cocking one leg and extending the other
>I undo the top button of my jeans and slide a hand in
>I start slowly rubbing at my pussy
>I plan to keep the place slow, but it doesn't usually work out that way
>Every flick, twist, and scrape sends waves further across my body
>Right as I start to slide a finger in I see something move in the corner of my eye
>There's a man walking down the aisle towards me
>He looks at me and seems confused
>I shoot up and try to seem normal, I slowly pull my hand out of my jeans
>No matter how hard I try to keep cool the blood rushing to my face had to give it away
>He stares at me for a few short seconds and then turns around quickly walking away
>There is no way he doesn't know
>He has to know
>I hope he knows
>The idea of him fantasizing about what I was doing sends my mind into a whirl
>I slide my hand right back into my jeans
>I try to keep the speed down but I can't help myself
>Not only am I trying to masturbate in public, someone caught me
>The taboo situation makes me go nuts

>>37832889
I went there like two years ago during the peak of my depression
I made some good friends from there but most people began to treat me poorly
Once I had recovered most of my confidence I jumped ship and only kept the real friends and forgot the assholes

>>37832946
Fuck off this isn't incest related. Go away

>>37832946
Oh no this is really hot
I'm gonna be turned on for the rest of my shift because of you

>>37832946
Ara ara Story-chan, how lewd

>>37832946
>I slide a finger in, then the other
>I start fucking myself as hard as I can within my jeans
>I take my other hand and start working my clit again
>My moans start popping out
>I decide to go for a hard twist to finish myself off
>I look up and he's walking right towards me
>I pull out my left hand and freeze with the other hand still buried in my pussy
>He sits his dumb ass right next to me
>At first I think he's actually clueless
>Then I see it
>The perfect outline of a pulsing cock in his jeans
>Seeing it makes me wants to scream
>I can't help but wiggle my fingers
>He has to see my hand
>There's no way he doesn't see my hand moving in my jeans
>He starts to rub his wrist against his cock
>He seriously thinks I would believe that he's reading that stupid black science guy book?
>I can't help myself
>"P-pull it out."
>He looks at me shocked
>I repeat myself, "I said, Pull. It. Out."
>He undoes his pants pulling out his cock as hard as he can
>It's so hard it looks like it hurts
>I can see the precum bubbling at the tip
>I wiggle down the couch putting one leg over his and the other behind his back
>I pull my right hand out and grab it
>The fluids from my pussy do the work
>I stroke it up and down
>His hands grips the couch harder and harder
>His legs contract
>I grip as hard as I can and twist
>He lurches forward
>I take my other hand covering the head
>He cock convulses
>Semen keeps pouring into my hand
>I open my hand to reveal the biggest load I have ever seen
>The stench fills the area
>I lift my hand and pour the white slop into my mouth
>I gulp it down and show him my clean tongue
>I get up and go to the restroom
>I clean up
>When I return he was gone

>>37832994
Sorry I really should probably take this stuff somewhere else if I want to keep it up. This is the last time I do it here.

>>37832717
Eh, I've always felt like that after, but I still do it

>>37833109
No please don't
You're part of the community, feel free to post whatever you want

>>37833147
Shut up orbiter retard, go start your own thread about lewd greentexts. If this becomes acceptable in here I'm out.

>>37833178
No reason for you to be here if you dislike the community, fuck off.

>>37832918
This is probably the only situation that I find sexually arousing when it comes to my brother. If I wasn't already worn out I would probably get to it right now.

>>37833109
lol did any of this actually happen? It doesn't really matter since I'm hard but I'd still like to know.

>>37833233
No he's right. I'm way off topic. I used to whine about people being off topic myself, I'm being a hypocrite.

>>37833261
Definitely not, I'm just returning the favor because he wrote me some material the other day. I wanted to write what he wrote from my perspective, with a twist.

>>37833294
You are a talented erotic writer anon. I'm so hard I could fuck a hole into my wall right now.

>>37833268
We're basically never "on topic" here, don't worry about it

>>37833096
Mhhmm this was really good! I'm going to have to really indulge myself when I get home

If you ever wanna write together in the future, for fun, let me know!

For now, what time are you going to bed?

>>37833438
Honestly pretty soon, I already took a nap and it's wearing off.

>>37833109
>This is the last time I do it here.
But I wanted my greentext :(

>>37833475
Alrighty, thanks a lot for the work you did tonight. My heart and dick are in agreement, it's very hot and appreciated, especially with your short dialogue.

But don't feel bad! If anything, I wrote an equally off-topic greentext the other day that prompted this one, so I'll feel bad, too!

Regardless, goodnight! You deserve a nice, restful sleep. Let's chat some tomorrow.

>>37833625
I'll drop a throwaway for you tomorrow. I'll still do it.

just know your required a hair brush handle when I was "enjoying" it

>>37833769
>spoiler
Ohoho, I can't wait

>>37833769
You should really make a discord sometime so I can be a friend!

I'd like to add more folks from here to discord, but I'm a little nervous about it

>>37832946
>>37833096
What caliber do you think happy is really carrying?

>>37833883
Just post a throwaway, talk to people from there and add the ones you get on with on discord

>>37833943
I don't actually own a throwaway and it seems clumsy, but I might work up to just sharing my discord for those that would add me!

>>37834017
Not that anon, but I hope you'll feel brave enough one day, I'd definitely add you. That greentext was fantastic.

If I can ask, how do you usually like your dirty talk?

>>37834097
Who did you intend to say this to? I wrote the much more tame story the other day

>>37834097
That isn't Story, Anon.

>>37834017
I'll also add you, you're a positive influence on my mood and I like talking to you here

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>>37834097
kek, that's happy-chan you dork

>>37834138
Oh, my bad femanon. sry :(

Today my mom said I'm useless.
Did your parents ever tell you that?

>>37834147
Alright! Well, I'll gladly accept any discords sent my way, and when the thread is a bit busier, I might share mine
But I'm a little bashful..

>>37834179
Yea, I wouldn't take it to heart, she might've just been angry

>>37834178
People call me happy-chan here but the truth is I'm a boy
I just haven't gave anybody an alternative name to call me because I think it's kind of cute

>>37834212
She might have said it when she was angry, but I know she meant it because it's true. I guess it's just a bit sad that she got to the point where she accepted that it's true.

>>37834266
I call you happy-chan in the sense that your posts are cute. You do write in a very feminine way though

>>37834179
Well I doubt you're actually useless
Patents are falliable and can make mistakes, but a human being is seldom useless

>>37834321
I've been told that, before. I'm not sure what it is, honestly. What do you think? :o

Also maybe one day I'll be more relevant to the topics here. Next time I see my brother I'll give him a hug.

>>37834525
>I'm not sure what it is
> :o
That, you fucboi.

>>37834307
If you feel useless, maybe try and find a way to make yourself feel useful, do some work around the house, find a job

>>37834565
Hahaha I did that on purpose

>>37834576
Good advice! Staying busy, but especially going outside for yard work, always re-orients my mood

>dad was still awake on the couch
>Mom in bed
>Sat next to him for a while and didn't talk
>Cat walks in
>Both of us start calling him
>Go to a different seat and start competing for his attention
>Looks at both of us for a while and goes upstairs
>Sit next to dad again and give each other a "we should've expected that" look
We've been sitting here for a while and haven't said anything, just using him as a leg rest

>>37835026
>haven't said anything
Seems like you two have reached enlightenment with the added bonus of having a leg rest.

>>37835026
That sounds really cute
I miss having a cat and a dad

>>37835127
He's started drumming on the couch arm and my leg...he hasn't even looked at me
>>37835140
Jesus anon, I'm sorry

>>37835140
I miss my cat too. He had three legs and a fucked up eye and only one and a half ears, but he was nice.

>>37835140
I must be tired because I read that as if you were just away from them due to being in different areas. Sorry to hear that.
>>37835243
Should be helping him on his rhythmic journey.

Aaah, I'm finally home! How is everyone's night been going so far?
I'm really hungry, but I think I have some matters to attend to, first.

>>37835026
What's your dad still doing up? Watching tv or what?

>>37835127
hey beargguy I've been meaning to ask if you ever take commissions for art
totally not lewd, probably for D&D art to show my players

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>>37835457
Have my Discord, my dude. Beargguy#2002
Funny, a person from my high school requested the same thing, but I basically disappeared out of public eye once I graduated and never delivered. Still feel bad about it, but let's hope it doesn't happen with you. I'm really hoping it doesn't.

>when you were just thinking that it's been a while since you read a good story chan greentext
>check in on the thread

god damn that shit was gooooood

>>37835581
Hey Bear, did you move in to your new place yet?

>>37835581
Alright, I'll send to a friend request!

>>37835669
This is the first time I've actually read any of her work and I'm very pleased...