what did she mean by this???
Is this her inviting me to sex?
>>37800198
NO. Jesus, this is what's wrong with r9k. Sex does not happen that easily. She is flirting, but that doesn't mean she'll just fuck you. You continue talking. If it goes well, you suggest meeting up for a LIGHT activity. Not a movie, not a fancy dinner, not any of that shit, it does not impress women, it shows that you have a poor read of the situation. You go out for a coffee, and walk around, maybe talk about shit as you pass by it. If this goes well, you can suggest that someone comes over to someone's house to watch a movie or some shit. at this point you can probably start getting physical.
>>37800198
no,she's inviting you to take a wild portrait of your caricature on dat tractor
>>37800284
Granted, some women will just meetup to fuck but that is RARE and you should not bank on it. Most people want to see you in person to feel you out.
>>37800284
>. Sex does not happen that easily.
>You go out for a coffee, and walk around, maybe talk about shit as you pass by it. If this goes well, you can suggest that someone comes over to someone's house to watch a movie or some shit
not if your Chad, he does whatever he wants, its not fucking fair
also
>not a movie
drive in is de goat date
>>37800284
yea, when you've logged 8,000 hours as an electrician-you know when that girl invites you into her room she's gonna knock your face in
DON'T FIGHT BACK, BAKKA!
>>37800322
Movies are not a good first date lol.
you're sitting next to a stranger for 2 hours, not talking at all, and you have no idea what the other person's tastes or sensibilities are.
No one just fucks people, it's pretty rare. There's some degree of 'putting time in' and that's why r9k is sexually frustrated.
>>37800367
but wut about grunting at the good points the movie presents and whispering "hey u wanna rub my cock?"
>>37800322
It's also not about 'fairness', it's about working within your limitations. If you're posting here, you're clearly not 'that guy' and will likely never be that guy. Average people have sex all the time. Ugly people too. They work within their limitations.
>>37800416
i'm trapped in a beaver den!
>>37800198
If you need to ask on here op you're probably gonna wind up messing this up desu. Just saying.
The answer is not explicitly no. She's flirting a little...
>>37800467
The answer to his question is explicitly no. She is not 'inviting him to sex' with this message.
BUT
The fact that OP 'matched' and is messaging her clearly means that if the conversation and everything went well, she'd meet up and have sex with him later, if he put the time in.
OP here
I dont even wanna have sex with her myself per-say
I wanna set her up with a local BBC and watch them breed
How can I make this happen?
hmmmm
>>37800547
Bait: yawn tier
I did it for you /robros/
r8 my hard to get flirtations game!
>>37800699
Cool dude, here's a (you) I really don't care that you're RPing with your gf
>>37800699
emoji game weak af bruh
>>37800699
Orginalpastarino
>>37800699
I thought it was funny, but I'm a sarcastic bitter aspie, so take that how you will.
>>37800699
She probs so won't appreciate that. You probs just landed in the friend zone.
>>37800731
im a khv breah, If I had a gf I wouldn't post here, we'd be too busy doing fun normal people things
>>37800766
>>37800763
>tfw women don't "get" my sense of humorintellectual, nihilistic with a WICKED sense of humor
No no I can fix this boys, some1 helppls send help
>>37800812
>send help
Get her number immediately if you wish to salvage anything
Ask her what she considers wild and fun
>>37800284
you're a faggot. Girls hate being asked for coffee, unless they are hipsters. Just sounds so boring and cliche
>>37800812
send her a link to BLACKED.com with no context or comment
Women like post-ironic humor like that, its very trendy now a days!!!
Show up wearing a Citizen Watch, and full ross, and just FEEL how WET the pussy gets
>>37800198
She's initiating a dirty conversation. Not physical sex yet for fuck sake.
>>37800832
>>37800842
see I've never got this
What do I do with her number that I can't do on tinder
i know "text her bro', but the coversation is still just as uncomfortable
>>37800833
I might do this with a winky emoji after it, but I dont wanna come off like too much of an old perv or anything, she's 18 and Im 23 lol
hmmmmmmm
>>37800842
reported post for adding shit onto the end to make an original post. I'm saving this board one faggot at a time lads
>>37800881
Its cause when you get her number, you become "real" and not just some random tinder thing.
>>37800896
Fuck off you neckbeard cunt.
Can you just hurry and post the rest of the logs from last night's thread already?
>>37800909
so easily triggered, perhaps you should stop adding gibberish to the ends of your posts and actually start being original hmmm? or is that too hard for you? :)
>>37800881
The numbers just a psychological threshold. It's like moving from the bar to a seat with a girl.
>>37800946
Haha, sure buddy, i am the "triggerd" one. Not you, reporting people.
Kek.
>>37801063
>fuck off you neckbeard cunt
yep, totally not me who's triggered. Don't worry, I'll just sit here happily reporting rule breakers
>>37800812
>posting captioned image macros to attempt to appear humorous
SHIG
>>37801088
Good for you.
>pic related:(You)
>>37800812
>>37800699
You almost had it, but you blew it. Stop the unfunny gif shit.
>>37800284
>>37800322
>mfw i fuck them at the first date 90% of the times. In my car.
>mfw afterwards she's like "wow this never happened to me before, im not like this usually"
how it feels to not be able to turn girls on without effrort?
>>37800699
You had a chance and you threw it away to be a cuck. Bravo.
>>37800699
Good call.
If a girl tries to bait you into getting explicitly sexual over text, dodge that shit or smack it down. Its a test to see if you're a thirsty beta who will ask for nudes.
>>37801266
thanks anon, that was my thought too
I', pretty good at avoiding that stuff as ive always been someone who is pretty wary of others true intentions. When a female is kind to me I always assume its some sort of trick or they are with their friends and wanna watch the pathetic beta male squirm and crawl to kiss their feet while they cackle in sadistic delight
>>37801140
mfw I'm actually 6'3 and fit, feelsgoodman
>>37801353
Anon this conversation is dying you should change subject asap before it dies out.
>>37801353
oh no OP what is you doing. Just get the number already
>>37801353
what the fuck just ask her to fuck you autistic fuck who the fuck brought up ziplining you knuckle dragger.
>>37801353
Get number, arrange date. stop fucking around.
>>37801353
Ask her to have sex with you while ziplining
>>37801353
ankward conversation. you are fucking this up text after text. oh god.
>>37801353
OP... just stop please.
>>378013353
she won't respond
>>37801353
what a fucking retarded autistic fuck. Are you a fucking faggot
>>37801353
WHAT THE FACK ARE YOU DOAING?
>>37801353
don't give up the fight lad jesus
Thank you OP for reminding me not to text women because no matter how it goes it will always be cringe worthy
>>37801493
give me a word by word of what to say
You cant just tell me "get her number and arrange a date"
What the fuck do I do for a date?
>>37801645
another report for the unoriginals
>>37801691
OP here
thanks for reporting these bullies man
>>37801689
"Can you please just tell me if you're hinting that you want to fuck or sonething else?"
Zipline n shieeet
>>37801740
but what about BLACKED?
How do I incorporate that?
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>>37801761
You seem like you can't be any more cucked so I have no idea.
>>37801768
>Sisidkdjdoxnxnxkxmdnddlmxnxxkcncjxkckckkxxkxjxkxo
hmmmmmmmmmm.....doesn't seem like an original comment to me, It would appear you are simply trying to avoid the filter
please post update. I want to learn
>>37801976
REPORT REPORT REPORT!!! :)
(THIS WAS A ORIGINAL COMMENT)
>>37802039
She still hasn't responded
Im not too worried about it she takes a long time usually
I've matched with afew other VERY basic girls I've matched with I can message if you bots can give me something creative to say to pic related
It cant b too crazy because this is my real profile and I live in a small town
>>37802128
hehehe im a grill who likes sports XD!
How the fuck am I even supposed to find common ground to talk about with these people?
>>37800198
Lol no, she's inviting you to take her on a date, numbnuts. If you aren't boring, and don't creep her the fuck out, then there'll probably be sex in the future.
>>37801689
"Can I have your number"
If she says "Why", tell her "So we can go out for a date". End conversation after it's all set up.
And stop being unconfident faggot, take her to a simple place so you can talk.
And post results.
>>37800284
Yes. This. Exactly this. That is exactly how it went with my first girlfriend.
>>37802170
>ginger chick with freckles
Stay away from them, trust me.
>>37800284
This is what middle aged women want you to do. Younger girls are okay with just fucking if you are attractive enough.
>>37801353
it actually hurts to see you throw away this opportunity. its a layup.
>>37802373
this is the result I was expecting from the start my dude
I literally cannot avoid it
Im conscious of it, but just dont know what else to do
>>37800198
Why are you talking to girls?
Do you think any of this matters?
>>37802533
If it doesn't, what does matter?
>>37802575
Doing other, more fulfilling things with your life. Go for a bike ride or pack some clothes and go camp for a couple days on the beach. Maybe read a book or study a trade.
Women are leeches. Take it from somebody whose been with a couple. I wish I could take those years back and focused on something else.
Im out to go make dinner
Will update you guys when I get back
>>37800311
it's definitely not rare.
>tinder
>>37802128
>Not your typical kind of gal.
Thats exactly how you know she's a basic bitch.
They make it so easy these days.
she just wants to know what you would do for her. she's sort of testing you in a way. like she doesn't want someone boring, she wants someone who's up for anything