>Her: Woah, slow down Casanova, I thought you just started

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>Her: Woah, slow down Casanova, I thought you just started talking to me to be friendly. I didn't think you were talking to me to ask me out. Us girls know about that PUA stuff. It's just kind of creepy! Become friends with girls you want to date. Jack! Jack!
>Jack appears. He's 2" taller than you, much more lightly clothed than you on this sunny day, better looking facially, and has 12 lbs less muscle than you but more on his arms compared to you. He slaps the girl on the ass in a playful way that causes her to giggle and half heartedly push his hand away.
>Jack: Awight Steph, is this guy bothering you?
>Steph: No, I just felt like talking to you...
>Jack: Jesus buddy, do you play rugby or something? Oh, just the gym? You're massive! You must e drownin' in birds!
>Jack slaps you forecully but playfully on the arm while laughing loudly. Steph has gone from a wide eyed grin to shrieking laughter.
>Jack: *attention diverting from you at lightning speed* So Steph, am I going to see you at that... place?
>Steph: *flirtily* What do you mean?
>As they continue talking, youou are suddenly unsure whether walking away would trigger a reaction from them, or if they have decided to ignore you, or if they are in a relationship or if one or both is cheating on someone.
>Two hours later you can't quite remember what happened after that, but your confidence about your place in the world is noticeably crushed.