>be manlet
>be straight
>try to get gf and can't
>get into trap porn
>get curious and buy girls clothes and dress up
>feels cool
>post some pics online
>get a lot of replies
>try to find guy for mutual fuck
>put on a wig, makeup, and a red dress
>go over to his place
>he has a roommate
>huh, this was planned
>whatever
>he whips out his dick
>time to get to work
>blow him
>he tells me he's about to cum and pulls out cumming on my dress
>okay my turn
>roommate whips out his dick
>it's huge and perfectly straight
>incredible urge to suck on it
>okay, my turn can wait
>suck on it
>after a while he grabs my head and starts grunting
>a..are you fucking cumming in my mouth
>tastes kindof nasty
>roommate says this isn't a hotel and tells me to GTFO
>leave
>get in my car
>look in the rearview mirror
>I'm dressed as a girl and literally just sucked 2 dicks
>start to cry
>go home
>feel empty inside
>next day
>guy messages me again
>want to come over?
>I just want someone to like me so I dress up and go over to his place again
>roommate is there too
>do anal with original guy
>feels okay - nothing special
>he pulls out and cums in his condom
>gives me a blowjob
>feels so good
>cum
>go to kitchen to get a glass of water
>roommate comes up and shoves me onto head first into the counter
>hikes up my dress
>starts rubbing his dick against my ass
>scream to original guy for help
>he just laughs
>get unintentional boner
>try to fight off roommate
>roommate says since I have a boner I must want to get fucked
>starts fucking me bareback
>cums in me and tells me to gtfo
>in my car crying about to call the cops but change my mind because I liked the attention
>been going to their place after I get off of work and on the weekends for the last 3 weeks now to service them
What's wrong with me? They're just using me and don't care for me but I feel good while satisfying them, then feel abused and vow to never see them again, then I get lonely and go fuck them again, rinse and repeat.
>>37795227
You're gay, Anon. Accept it.
>>37795266
I'm not gay. Semen disgusts me and I don't really enjoy anal or giving head. I just do it for the attention and because I get a blowjob or handjob in exchange.
>>37795227
You're a real woman now. Congratulations! Now get the fuck out you whore.
>>37795227
>be straight
Ahahahahahaha
Good joke OP, but you are undoubtedly gay. Very gay. Gay gay gay.
>>37795279
>I'm not gay
The first stage is denial
>be straight but for some reason people think I'm gay ans I get hit on by guys a lot
>out shopping one night
>guy starts talking to me
>he's really cool
>invites me to his place
>omg I finally made a friend
>follow him to his place
>go in
>he starts undoing my pants
>whoa there
>freeze up and just let him undress me
>takes me to his bedroom and tosses me onto the bed
>he undresses and puts on a condom
>w..what are you doing?
>puts it in me
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>finishes and give me a handjob
>then cuddles me and we go to sleep
I don't like gay sex but I want someone to like me so now we're dating. I wish a woman would give me attention but I have to settle for a guy
>>37795389
I'm not gay. I want to be loved and just put up with this because women don't give me attention. If two girls wanted me to come over each day to fuck them, I'd ditch the dudes in a heartbeat.
>>37795429
>incredible urge to suck on it
>I'm not gay
That I even have to point this out is pathetic. Have fun being gay my dude, I hear getting laid is 100x easier at least.
Also, you're no longer a robot so kindly vacate this board.
I'm tired of these threads. I'm frustrated with my dating life, but it motivates me to work on myself, not to dress up as a girl and do gay shit that I'm not even really attracted to.
>>37795227
>>37795279
>try to find guy for mutual fuck
>I'm not gay
Hmm
>>37795227
>What's wrong with me?
Well, how do I put this. You're gay and it's bothering you due to society's (and probably your family's) expectations of you marrying a nice girl and having kids with her.
No need to be ashamed, it takes some of us much longer to find out our sexuality than others, but I can assure you the gay community is extremely welcoming and fun.
>>37795457
>Have fun being gay my dude, I hear getting aids is 100x easier at leat
ftfy
>>37795406
>>37795429
>waaaah women don't give me attention so I'm gay now
you guys are a joke, getting a GF is perfectly possible, if you're attractive enough that dudes want to fuck you then you could get a GF instead. all you need to do is take the initiative and initiate conversations with them instead of being a fucking bitch
>>37795227
Anon, are you turned on when looking at this gif?
>>37795592
Not OP but yes. Those tits are heavenly.
>>37795592
I hope your children are gay
>>37795227
>be manlet
Will they ever learn?
>>37795266
Nigger fuck nigger fuck nigger fuck
>>37795457
That was one time. It's really the more aesthetic cock I've ever seen but I instantly regretted it once I started sucking it.
>>37795523
Women won't fuck me so I have to give a blowjob to get one in return. I don't want to do it but it's the only way.
>>37795532
I'm not fucking gay. It's like getting whatever shitty job you can land so you have money to pay the bills. I do what I do so I can have sex.
>>37795227
fuck im not gay but i popped a half-boner. Probably because im doing the no fap
>>37795227
>be manlet
>be straight
>post on /r9k/ about how you're a normie and a giant faggot that just fucked two guys
NINGEN! You normie faggot get off my board!
>>37795793
please read this post, then think hard about your life:
>>37795564
>>37795279
Cheer up OP, i knew a guy who once said the same things as you. He's out as bi now, but that means he isnt completely gay.
Also you can always get into the fetish/kink scene and get a bi girl who likes crossdressing manlets (yes they exist. Rare but there. You might have to be pegged tho)
>>37795592
wtf dude reported not cool
>>37795266
Stop
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>>37795592
Reported
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>>37795429
If you were straight, there's literally endless ways you could have gotten laid. Becoming fit, charming, making money and fucking escorts or paying for a sugar baby to make you feel loved, following pua nonsense, being a genuinely caring and supportive boyfriend... "manlet" is not in itself an excuse to go all the way to dressing as a girl and sucking cock, you literally put more effort into being gay than most successful manlets do into being straight.