In no more than 5 greentext lines, describe the perfect woman

>gives me infinite amounts of money at (my) will
>gives me infinite amounts of love at (my) will
>gives me infinite amounts of sex at (my) will
>leaves me alone when I tell her and she doesn't get upset about it

>she is Anri Okita
only needed one line

>>37794283
you forgot
>can shapeshift into whatever form i want to fuck at any given moment

>lying still
>not talking
>not breathing
I only needed 3.

>>37794241
>will love me
>loyal
>fit
>smart
>not a bitch

>>37794241
>black
>curvy
>cute face
>loves me unconditionally
>wants to be a mother

>>37794640
>>black
What is wrong with you?

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>round jiggly ass
>mentally retarded or handicapped
>rich
>aesthetic facial bony symmetry
I don't even need five lines

>>37794241
>has a dick
>cute
>likes me

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>2D

Afraid that's pretty much everything.

>>37794241

Not this woman, she's forgotten how to smile.

>>37795548
maybe he is also black?

>makes me laugh
>can teach me things
>able to think for themselves

bonus points if you can achieve 2 of these while simultaneously being not unattractive.

>taller than most other women
>deep voice
>muscles
>can grow facial hair
>has dick and balls

oh wai-...

>>37794241
>loyal
>pretty
>fit
>loves me
>shared interests

>>37795548

>Wanting to go out with a white/asian roastie
>Most white and asian bitches are massive sluts
>Significantly sluttier than even a ghetto black girl

Open your eyes anon.

How can Anri's breast be so firm and perky? What's the secret? Are they just naturally big and she's in good shape so it's not flabby fat? Miss Alice 18 also has some nice boobies, but not this big, and she's less thicc too.

>White
>Cute face
>Big tits
>Nympho
>Loyal to me

>cute face
>submissive
>chubby
>big tits
>lactating
Moo.

>>37794241
>Petite
>short black hair
>shy/tomboy
>pale skin and cute/pretty features
>slightly younger than me

>loves me

originaldo

>>37795548
Cute black girls are literally the superior woman

>>37795980
I'm not

>>37796108
She dips them in ice-cold water every night

>he's a man
>we are compatible

Still haven't managed to find someone yet.

>m
>o
>m
>m
>y

desu

>virgin
>christian
>white
>thin
>short

>Taller then me
>Stronger then me
>Chubby/Fat
>Massive Tits
>Extremely Dominant
>But really loves me

>black
>petite (or just not THICC)
>doesn't sound like ghetto trash
>doesn't look like ghetto trash
>doesn't act like ghetto trash.
That's it. It's like finding a needle in a haystack in my area.

Disclaimer: I am black.

>>37794241
>watches anime
>in shape
>kind and considerate (unabusive)
>is open with her feelings
>qt

>is hot
>cares about me
>supports me
>doesn't judge me
>is kind and caring

Is that really too much to ask.

>>37794241
>/out/ - like innawoods level
>loves working on cars
>fishes/gardens for food, makes amazing seafood plates
>clingy/obsessive, but not controlling or overly jealous
>at least as high-libido as me, likes being teased

puts the pee pee in her poo poo hole

>>37796469
das pretty gaysex homo, desu

>xnfp
>tumblr, but not sjw (leftist ok)
>short
>freckles
>likes things and is unafraid to show it

Likes me
Likes me
Likes me
Likes me
Likes me

Anri Okita is literally the only porn star I like

>golden hair
>greenish eyes
>likes lions
>strong willed
>king of knights

>human
>female
>genitals
>for
>hire

>>37796715
She was one of the best. Shame she retired.

>>37795614
is she missing her leg...?

>>37795614
ugly feet tho

>>37795934
That's a boyfriend, retard

>>37796108
My guess is breast enlargment with stem cells or some other shit asian women improve their looks with.

>>37797778
Idc, I didn't mention feet, cause I'm not a degenerate footfag

>>37795614
>mentally retarded
>rich

>>37797925
>implying retards can't have rich parents with trust funds
Are you sure you're not mentally retarded?

>>37794241
>not real
>not human