Why haven't you had a girl lick your butthole yet? You know

Could you elaborate OP? The fact male pornstars who are desentized as hell even sound like japanese girls while being rimmed must mean it's godly.

>>37783122
I don't know if I've ever heard a dude sound like that and I hope I never do

>>37783024
Probably feels great but seeing it in porn grosses me out a lot

Where do I find a girl who is into that and/or pegging though?

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>>37783213
Just get a girl hooked on your dick and they'll do whatever. If they don't then cut them off. They'll either change their mind or they aint worth shit anyway.

>>37783024
Cuz my buttcrack is super hairy, and I would feel gross doing going down on someone that hairy, so I'm not going to make anyone do that to me.

>>37783024
I totally want to try this with a guy. I think it would be fun to hear him moan and scream as I lick and finger his asshole. It would be even better if he was wearing my panties.

I'd rather lick her butthole

>>37783374
Ugh why don't I know someone like you?

Sometimes I shit when I cum

>>37783758
Haha, I don't know. I have never done it in real life. I did have a sexting buddy who I would mail my panties to. I loved to watch him model them and cum on them.

I sometimes would get jelly since I felt he pulled some pairs off better than me.

>>37783024
I had a girl who would do this. Just the one, but she was amazing. I can confirm it feels really really really good.

My fiancee started to lick my asshole as she gave me a blowjob. It felt somewhat wrong, but only for couple of seconds. After that it was awesome for both of us - she became so horny that we fucked all night long, which we haven't done for a while. I moaned, she moaned and has since fucked my asshole with both tongue and finger a couple times

>>37784444
She's a keeper. Let her go for more than a couple of seconds next time though!

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I had a very, well let's just say, famous, fembot eat my ass quite a few times. I moaned like a pussy because it was overstimulating, boy did I cum buckets though. Also, she tried to finger my ass a few times without my permission and I got really fucking pissed, it was unpleasant, almost painful.

Don't want my butthole licked but I love eating my gfs

>>37783024
>the past doesn't matter!

I hate women.

I just want to have normal sex with a girl I love.

Is that a thing people still do?

Really doubt it feels any good, plus I'd be grossed out to see my gf putting her face in my hairy ass.

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>>37783374
Hot, how small is your girly cock?

I had a bf and he always ate me out, it does feel really good. Would almost end with him fucking my ass, once it gets licked good the next urge is to fuck.

>>37785657
So small it doesn't exist.
I'm a femanon.

>>37783820
>I did have a sexting buddy who I would mail my panties to. I loved to watch him model them and cum on them.
You really lived the dream. I'm so damn jealous.

>>37783024
>On your neck, you massage your stubble
>while she licks chads butthole.

This earth. It is gay. Fuck it.

>>37785816
We are actually meeting up in two weeks...so after that I will see myself off of this board haha.

We have already made a giant list of the things we want to try with one another.

>>37783024
does his dick feel anything because it looks like hes so circumcised she had to spit on her hand to even move it up and down his dick

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>>37785849
The jealousy keeps growing. Where do you even find these guys?

>>37785895
On here actually! We have Skyped with each other for close to six months. We text throughout the day and facechat at night for a few hours. Of course not everything we talk about is dirty. We genuinely care for each other now.

I just am happy he shares many of the same kinks as me (and even has introduced me to some new ones).

>>37785182
i wonder who this mysterious fembot might be

>>37783024
my ex did it, rimjob + handjob is one of the best feelings

>>37785949
I'm happy for you anon. Good luck with your irl meeting!

>>37786043
Thank you!! Needless to say I am scared shitless. He is even meeting the parents haha.

Good luck to you as well :)

>>37785737
A femawhat?

>>37785182
>moaned like a pussy

lol you're a faggot

>>37785829
You can't rhyme "stubble" with "butthole".