I have access to a car, about two grand and a lot of booze. What will it take for me to get laid, tonight? I do not have any friends and I definitely don't know any girls. I'm tired of being sexually frustrated and lonely. Wat do?
>>37780958
Throw a big party and put up flyers in facebook.
Invest the money in the stock market
Disregard women
>>37781028
I live with my mom and I don't have a facebook
>>37780958
just hire an escort you retard. youre making this way too complicated.
>>37780958
>has 2 grand
>doesn't invest it into something that can give him an almost guaranteed return
>instead wants to blow it on girls just to get laid
>>37781045
this guy gets it.