> you get to send one person a message
> you have to ask them to come over (to help you, to chill, to get something for free)
> you cannot send them any messages after this, so sending them an outrageous offer which will probably result in them asking "are you kidding rn" will not work
> you cannot imply your life depends on it
> if the person doesn't come over in 2 hours the gunman will kill you
Who do you send a message and what do you send?
>inb4 just kill me senpai
Send it to Tyrone telling him I got dope and to come over because my car's dead
>>37780703
>implying any of my friends are that reliable
>>37780703
Probably a family member something like "You need to come over in less than 2 hours, don't ask why, but you do. I won't be able to send any more messages, but this is not a joke. Pls"
>>37780866
This is pretty much implying your life depends on it
> send my robot friend a message that some girl just told me to fuck off and I need someone to drink with
Having a tfwnogf friend feels good
>>37780907
>Having a tfwnogf friend feels good
intention to abandon is not comforting
>>37780703
I text a police officer, senpai.