Favorite examples of Chads absolutely ruining their own live

Also, I've been copypasting this paragraph for maximum normie trolling:

This whole "Austin Jones Is A Pedophile" situation is a picture perfect example of normie hypocrisy. You remember how normies fully endorse spanking children as a means of punishment? Austin could have spanked his 14 year old daughter's bare buttcheeks for a half hour straight and the normies would all say "good on you, I got spankings as a kid, it raises discipline! Glad you put your hands on that girl's bare ass!" But instead, he asked a 14 year old girl to send a photo of her same bare buttcheeks, and now he's spending thirty years in prison for it, with countless normies spouting "put a bullet in his brain! Enjoy the prison rape! Hope you get beaten to death!" It's insanity.

>>37780690
you make this fucking thread every single day can you kill yourself already jesus fucking CHRIST

>>37780709
If you find a better example of a Chad ruining his life, I'll delete this thread and repost your example if you'd prefer that.

>>37780705
He never asked them to bare buttcheeks he literally asked them to twerk and that was it, and the girl was wearing a college hoodie at the time she sent it.

>>37780705
It's kind of amazing how hysterical people get over any kind of sexual behavior toward a minor. Americans specifically, I mean, I think because of the undercurrent of Puritan values that occasionally surfaces over the prevailing attitude of sexual liberation. Not that we actually care that much about children, of course, or we'd be funding early childhood development programs to improve their lives.

>>37780690
I wish there were more threads about this retard.

The transcripts posted have been hillarious. How much of a fucking retard can you be to think you're untouchable and throw out every manipulating catch phrase on a girl on Facebook and think it won't come back and wreck your ass

>Telling girls to expose their asshole while repeating "this ass is 14 years old"

He gave up all reasonable doubt and now he's fucked and I think that's fucking hillarious.

Like that guy from the long walk I'm laughing at every normies who falls before me. I'll dance on your grave garraty

>>37780705
What a ridiculous comparison. Not least because no one thinks spanking a 14 year old daughter is normal. Anyone would find it creepy.

>>37780955
>How much of a fucking retard can you be to think you're untouchable and throw out every manipulating catch phrase on a girl

Implying every male doesn't do this to girls of all ages. You and people like you are no better so get off your fucking high horse.

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>>37780888
Unfortunately, Austin did indeed request butthole photos, hence why he's looking at 30 years prison (which is an utterly retarded overinflated sentence for what should be a slap on the wrist.) That was his fatal flaw, the anus to his planus.

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>>37781002
He hand-fed blackmail material to the most erratic of people - teenage females.

There are normies who do this shit, but when you're not famous you have less to lose and less of a target on your head.

Also I think if you look at the way this guy actually types you'll see what a fucking creep he is

>Omg you should show the edges of your asshole that would be so funny

He will get ass raped in prison while I'm living the comfy life. Keep defending fwggot looking normies, normie

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>>37781056
>We'll both laugh

Make that the 3 of us shitlord

Goddamn I love seeing these fuckers fall like flies.

He absolutely doesn't deserve 30 years but goddamn I'm loving every laugh

>>37781056
>i bet you had NO IDEA when you met me that just 1 day later you'd get to show me your butthole how special do you feel?!

holy shit lol

>>37780905
Logic flies out the window the second the topic comes up to the point where it's impossible to even talk about. I can't think of any other crime that's so quickly and unironically met with so much blood-lust.

>>37780905

adult women don't like the idea of having to compete sexually with 14 year old girls, hence the pedophilia hysteria only arising after 2nd wave feminism

>>37781056
This guy is ridiculous holy shit.

He could have atleast tried seducing them and making them feel special, but he went with the
>for teh lulz
route. I am dying laughing so hard.

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>someone in court is going to have to read this shit out loud

>>37781253
The funny thing is, Austin waived his Miranda Rights and admitted to absolutely everything, so he's going to get the full meaty shaft of the normalfag law.
>also I hope the prosecution will play this video as evidence
https://youtu.be/e-P3Dasn5SU

>>37780705
>>37780905
Defensive pedos detected.

>>37781576
Objectively incorrect. "Pedo" doesn't apply to fourteen year olds. At least get your terminology correct you egregious norman.

>>37780690
I wonder if he'll be put in protective custody so his ass isn't raped on a daily basis by bros in general population

>>37781724
They don't put chomos in GP right away. He's definitely gonna do at least a week in GP while they get all his shit squared away.

>>37780705
>>37780709
>>37780888
>>37780905
>>37781613
t. anons with encrypted partitions labeled not cp

>>37781613
Calm down pedo. I hope you get ass raped when you go to prison