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Saturday night indoors drinking alone and pensively staring at a noose edition
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>>37776569

Are you ok, m8? wana tal kto somone
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What are you drinking lads?

I have two bottle of Bucks Fizz and three orange Bulmbers.
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1ST FOR IT'S A BIT WARM ISN'T IT LADS AYY
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LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I OPENLY CHALLENGE EBIN TO A GAME OF TEKKEN

ori
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>>37776569

Posting best kids tv show

https://youtu.be/rib5d887r0A?list=PLnig_T0hoznIAvJe73-QUmE-cYMWPjy35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQMMOEt-8mQ
>tfw this was all you had to watch on telly
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ITS TOO FUCKING HOTTTTTfxggzdzzd
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>>37776569
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>28 year old refugee comes into the surgery
>Suffered massive smoke inhalation during the fire
>Struggling to breathe properly due to lung damage
>Wants me to give him an oxygen tank and mak
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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>>37776534 #
>tfw only 5 channels on analogue tv
>would get angry when the kids shows and cartoons were stopped for the news
>would get angry at the newscaster who ruined my entertainment and screech "go away MR BORING" and attacked the screen trying to hit him until I was restrained by someone


I also got baited by working lunch into thinking it was a show about a fish escaping a shark and literally smashed the tv by pushing it off the unit because my hopes had been raised and dashed by that fat presenter who does it
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>>37776618
fight me ebin ya little fanny fart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIeSGUK-Lyo
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>tfw wanna do coke
>tfw wanna do MD
>tfw wanna do ket
>tfw brother says don't
All I can do is drink, brother has banned me from drugs. I feel like death.
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>just ate a twix I've been craving all week
>didn't enjoy it
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>>37776609
My usual stop. Carling
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>>37776717

Ket and coke are awful tier drugs lad.
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Heard about the woman in the tower block who had 6 kids but lost 2 trying to escape. Real shame for the poor woman. her Bennie's will get cut.
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>>37776609

Nescafe espresso

I haven't had any alcohol in about 6 weeks, I think I'm slowly ascending.
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>>37776618
>>37776714
what is your PSN? I have to warn you I don't know how to play the game really
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drank so much water i have to take a piss every 40 minutes
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>>37776746
>implying she won't get 6 gorrillion from the government
>implying there won't be a kickstarter for her
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post your favourite memes lads

give me the memes
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>>37776759
i have told you it twice before kid.

im shite at it too. its just a laugh lad.

psn is mattytg345
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>>37776816
i've added you but i've literally never played a real game before just practice mode haha
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>>37776801
I like this one lad, I made it myself
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just drank a huge tin of laundrysauce

send help
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why are we warmer than syria ew, were at 28*c and syria is at 24, were warmer than a country in the middle east, and we have no wind, if we had a little wind it would be bearable but fuck me I hope it goes cold again, I think this heat is bullshit, it would be alright if I had friends to go outside with but having to stay inside sweating all day is not fun.
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Goooooooooood evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all feeling today?
What're you doing to keep you busy?
Any tips to fight the god awful heat?

Hoping you're all feeling well despite the weather and have had a great day doing fun things that make you happy!

Have the window open and fan pointed directly as me as I koog and play the original Yakuza.
As clunky and fuzzy as the gameplay and graphics are it's ridiculously comfy.

Despair husbando anon pls say you're here!
Also is the anon who was stopping drinking around?
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ALL I WANTED WAS A NICE PINT AFTER WORK WHILE MY GF WAS AWAY I NEVER ASKED TO BE MEMED ON THIS IS LIKE HIGHSCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN
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>tfw airing the balls
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>Can't concentrate on vidya
>Nothing else to do
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>tfw /britfeel/ is a psn zone and I'm left to play tekken on pc alone
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>>37776949
don't worry, i've played less than an hour of games in 1 week since I bought this haha
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>>37776608
sitting at work settling down for the night shift, the site engineers are ordering KFC so I'm going to have a comfy full tummy

any of you lads remember "ZZZap!"? I just learned the reason everyone in it never said anything is because it was made for deaf kids, blew my mind tbqh
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>tfw said a standard twitch meme in twitch chat and the streamer got offended by it
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>>37776816
How do you play against specific people? No idea how it's done desu
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>>37776949

>tfw have no money to build a MAME cabinet to play tourney fighters the proper way
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>>37776959
if you've got ps plus you should get neon chrome from the monthly games, lad

been playing it for six hours straight already, it's fuckin top
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>>37776949
I've got Tekken on PC but I'm terrified to play anyone online.
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>>37776959
stop saying haha constantly
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>>37776964
Shit lad I remember that show. Bloody loved it.

Thanks for the memories.
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>>37776983
Just had a big poo

haha lads
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>>37776964
>any of you lads remember "ZZZap!"? I just learned the reason everyone in it never said anything is because it was made for deaf kids, blew my mind tbqh

Daisy Dare You was an early pre-waifu waifu
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>>37776964
I wanted the remote from that so much as a kid, I used to get mummy to check the magazines every week just in case they attached it as the toy one week.
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>>37776569
Interracial fun in the sun edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
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>>37776816
>>37776870
you didn't accept my friend request, I'm tired now - going to go lay down and hate myself some more desu


>>37776983
alright lad soz haha x

>>37776976
I've downloaded like 6 games from that, I'll try that too
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>>37776870
I will accept your request after I have finished training for you lad.

Pic related.
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>>37776964

did they ever go to the foot? I only saw them go to the eye once
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>>37776998
>>37776992
>>37777009
did you lads know smart arty was neil buchanan from art attack?

also did you know that neil buchanan sold the rights to art attack so he could reunite his old heavy metal band, and is still performing with them?
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>tfw now only lose on Tekken online three out of four times

Feels rather good desu~

>>37776971
Would also like to know this!
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>>37777023
I'm busy lad. I will be on it soonish
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>>37777046
I never knew he owned the rights to Art Attack
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>>37776998
>>37776992
>>37777009
pic related, neil buchanan being a rad cunt
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>>37777046
Of course. This always comes up in /brit/ nostalgia threads on /tv/
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>>37777062
I can't breathe in my room, the air in here is like a viscous soup
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>>37777078
>>37777072
now I want every image for the rest of the thread to be this
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>>37777072
>>37777078
How did post the same image?
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>>37776696
working lunch tricked me a number of times. in the end i used to watch it just for the intro.
also whenever my parents had teletext on i used to screech and try to grab the remote because the blockiness scared me.
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>>37777107
my dad works at 4chan
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>work in pest control company as an assistant in the back office
>all of the people I work with are very rude
>came in this morning and they had a poster of the burning Grenfell tower in a 'meme' style with a black border that said 'the 100% pest control dream'
>try to take it down because it was insensitive
>in its place put up a picture of the victims with their names
>came back after my lunch, all of the faces had whiskers drawn on them and the names crossed out and replaced with names like 'rizzo' and 'ratface'
>complain to manager
>he laughs and tells everyone
>not I am probably a pariah

fuck I hate chads
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>>37777068
he co-created it, if I'm remembering right
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>>37777132
haha lad it's just bants, if you can't hand bants go back to america or germany haha
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feels like im in fucking greenfell tower in my room right now lads
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>>37776915
I'm playing RCT2

You can basically beat half of the scenarios by pasting the same ride over and over.
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>>37777132
I really REALLY hope this story is fake and you aren't actually that autisitc
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Shall we make a britfeel minecraft server lads?
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>>37777086
Open a window lad.

Do i have to pop any legs out of place?
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>>37777132
being empathetic is fucking suffering lad, it's like being alone in a world full of sociopaths
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>>37777245
I really, really want to lick that ear. Just stick the tip of my toungue in it and wigle a tiny bit.
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>>37777252
That won't help, the air outside is as hot as in here
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>Tfw bullying Tilde on Tekken
GG though lad~
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>>37777258
There's a difference between having empathy and having a social IQ of 12.
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>>37776915
been fishing all day. burnt to fuck tired and hungry desu.
want to leave but i don't drive so waiting for my mate to get bored. breddy shit now.
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>>37777277
>social IQ
lmao what the actual fuck are you talking about lad
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>>37777252
my window has been open this whole time but its covered by my blackout blinds

tbqh im just going to go sit outside for a bit, i'll be on later, really don't feel like existing right now
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>>37777296
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_intelligence
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>>37777277
>you should be a callous cynical fuck because everybody else is
no thanks lad
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>>37777132
ethno masochist btfo
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>>37777268
Haha who's laughing now!
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>>37777264
Get an ice pack on you lad or have a cold shower
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>>37777331
We'll find out in this, the decider you little qt
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>>37777316
See the above link. It isn't about being 'a callous fuck', it's about understanding the appropriate response to situations.

Going into work (a place you will need to continue going five days a week for presumably many years) and actively alienating yourself by over-reacting on principle is not a good decision.
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Tired of the ebin gimmick. He's just a miserable cunt where is the entertainment factor? Needs to bring something fresh to his posts, good bit of drama.
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We've gotta get this get for britfeel lads
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tyme 2 hav mie dinnr
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How you coping with this heat lads?

Sweating like a pig here
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Does anyone have self-harm scars here? How do you feel about them in public?
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>>37777380
black out blinds, very mild in here
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What would it be like to meet Theresa may? She seems like some fictional character who you only see on TV, but would never meet IRL
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>>37777394
Technically, but I punch walls instead of cutting, so they're all on my knuckles and the heels of my hands.
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>>37777380
Went out for a walk earlier in a vest and shorts and it was actually quite pleasant. Also my house feels cool right now.
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>>37777394
Hate them, can't wear short frilly tops because of them.
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>>37777373
retarded frogs is my favourite meme tbqh
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>>37777406
>>37777425

Kinda jealous of you guys tbqh
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>>37777417
When I met her I spent the entire time focused on the guy to her right who was a plain clothes special branch officer, and therefore presumably armed. He was really distracting.

She just stood there, listned to what my boss's boss had to say, asked the two questions every visitor asks and then left without saying goodbye.
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>>37777427
fuckin ell get out norman reeee
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>>37777426
I would like you to fuck off
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>>37777352
I-it was a pretty good fight though! Would say you're only slightly better desu~
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You were better than I expected Tilde, will play you again if you like but now I have important animes to watch.

For anyone wondering, go online, create session, private spaces: 1, max participants: 2 then invite off your friends list. You'll be manhandling Tilde's bishie picks before you know it
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>>37777427
am not reetahrdid
sae sorri
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>>37777358
what do you suggest lad? I'm hopelessly defeated and therefore jaded and cynical to everything. I'll have probably have killed myself by the end of the year now anyway, my existence is such a burden
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>>37777301
Get a cold shower lad, it will sort you out.

We don't have to scrap on tekken right now. I'm not going anywhere son
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>on gay chat
>guy disconnects when i say i'm a guy
whut
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>>37777464
right, got the tent set up outside to sleep in later lads

might be a bit bumpy though desu, at least it'll be cooler than my room
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>>37777477
He can talk to gay people IRL whenever he wants

Online it's all about seducing curious straight bois
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wen wil dhe septs komm??????????????
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>>37777464
>>37777489
I-I didn't mean to reply to you lad!
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>tfw waitrose voddy
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>>37777524
waitrose own brand stuff is top drawer for a supermarket desu
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so is this tekken meme taking off?

I have a ps4 and not sure whether I want to buy it just so I can talk to you fucks.
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the other day my bus driver got off the bus and popped into tesco leaving passengers waiting for 15 minutes. The cheeky cunt!

Twas in Gloucester in case anyone's wondering
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just pissed into a pint glass lads ama
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I really wanna shag a black lass
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>>37777565
the nerve, lad
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>>37777565
haha should have driven off with it shouldn't you haha
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rolling for 7 get
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>>37777561
Just get it lad. You know you will love scraping with us on it. It would be a right little giggle.
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>>37777565

local pub near here stopped and the driver ran into a local paki shop and got 4 cans, got back on the bus and drive 20 yards to the next stop
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>>37777565
I'm glad you didn't get murdered all those months ago.

Btw, have you ever heard of a guy 'banned from all the pubs in gloucester'
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>>37777565
the only time i was on a bus i got on free because the driver didn't have the right the change
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>>37777577
how much of it did you fill

>>37777579
saw a proper qt on the DLR the other day, she was stunning for a black lass, I almost couldn't stop staring, had to keep sneaking cheeky peeks, I think it might be the most infatuated I've ever been with a person on sight
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>>37777561
There seems to be atleast 4 of them playing it on PS4. I have the console too along with knowing atleast two other bots that do. Could get a decent community desu.
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>>37777607
Buses haven't accepted cash for years
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>>37777610
about 1cm. got the weird wee dribbles.
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>>37777301
What's your PSN? Let's rassle desu.
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>>37777464
>I'll have probably have killed myself by the end of the year now anyway
We're robots, we don't succeed in those big efforts.
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>>37777627
this was 10 years ago, i can see why
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>>37777617
>>37777599

I worry that I'd inadvertently dox myself as my PSN account has my real name and shit.
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>>37777627
the ones in my area do, but then again I live out in kent
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>>37777648
people have to specifically request your real name, it's not something they can access just by friending you
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>>37777648
Is you full name in you psn account name? You can change your name on the normal settings
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>>37776569

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnN0onuFGo

This was the single worst news event in British history
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>>37777712
can't slip the ship
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Check Chinese digits
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seven sevens lads
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HEEEEELLLLOOOOOOooooooooOOOOO

haha lads
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guess whos gonna win the lottery tonight lads
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>>37777561
It's a lot of fun lad. Makes games seem more worthwhile when you have people to play with~
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>>37777747
>>37777749
>>37777788
>>37777809

Woah get a load of that spam.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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do it for britfeel lads

cheeky wanks while having a poo all around
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>>37777777


who got it whjogotit
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>get muted for not being origigig
>have to fill in the bloody captcha again
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Just back from a three hour walk with the dog lads, fucking shattered.
Here's a picture I took of my town while I was out climbing a big as hill.
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>>37777891
>captcha

silly peasant
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I wish I had it saved Tekken lads: about ten years ago the Metro, not understanding what doujinshi were, announced that Paul Phoenix was gay according to a 'spin off comic' and believed it to be canon. Of course, I still headcanon it. Just for a joke though haha. What's your OTP fagfags? Ironically of course, no homo.
Posted this in that fucking shit GET thread by accident, what a disappointment that was
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>>37777917
And here's some cows I saw.
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Fuck me Kiniro Mosaic is on Crunchyroll under KINIMOZA! This is fucking huge desu lads
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>>37777953

Loving the pics laddy, makes me want to start going out on bike rides again but unfortunately i cant, please post more pics if you have them
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>>37777972
Go for it lad, I get a couple of podcasts to listen to and it's a very comfy time.
I have a couple of pics from some previous walks.
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>>37778027
shit, you've got the same harness that I got for my dog for christmas a year and a half ago

she died a couple months later, so it's barely been used
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>>37778027
You've had the comfiest time of any of us today and I'm very jealous.

I've had simple and cathartic experiences like this robbed of me by illness. Be thankful for your small joys lad.
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>>37777219
Have you made a mr bones wild ride yet?
Guaranteed to maximise profits!

>>37777284
Oh lad I hope you wore sun cream.
Did you catch anything?
I can only remember fishing once when I was a wee'un down in Wales. It was comfy I think.
Hope your friendo comes soon to pick you up!
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>>37778027
>that shadow
lmao are you mr blobby?
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>>37778054
wow thats a hecking ungrateful doggo
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>>37778027
Last one I have for now, guess I'll start taking more when I'm out.
Will see if I can get some of the horses up at the farms but my dog is scared of them.

>>37778054
;_; Didn't need these feels lad. At least your dog was happy while she was around.

>>37778058
What's up mate?
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>>37778054
she must have really hated that harness

I'm sorry about your doggo lad
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>>37778068
I love you lenlad
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Lads, is it just me or has it gotten even hotter?
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I miss being a kid when I could sort of genuinely be fascinated just by pictures of other people's rooms, etc. They used to stimulate my imagination a bit, what it must be like to live like another kid without autism in a different country and so on.

Now at best it arouses envy and more often contempt. (To a little extent imageboard threads like that still get my imagination going, but outside those it's a self-selecting sample of Reddit types who manage to brush up close to my interests while being incredibly annoying about it.)
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>>37776696
>tfw lived in such a rural area that I only ever got 4 channels.
>tfw they've switched off analogue telly so my black-and-white portable telly doesn't work anymore ;-;
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Hello sweetheart!
Time for you mandatory sex change, aww don't cry, it's just what happens when you take the masculinity evaluation at 18, it happened to me too, you'll be happy as a female, the test shows that.
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>>37778196

Just don't give me massive tits, alright? I still wanna' go jogging.
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>>37778196

meh, i probably would be happier as a woman, if it was a change of clicking my fingers and being a woman then id do it, im too much of a pussy to be male really, despite being 6ft2 and hairy, im still a fanny
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>>37778176
I still remember when there was only 4 channels.
I remember the guy coming round to set up my TV for channel 5 and getting a free sticker.
>TFW still remember being excited spice girls were part of the 5 launch.
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so hecking hot I'm sweating like a glenfall resident while sat shirtless in my chair doing nowt
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>>37778196
but i'm 26.
is this a delayed test like the one for autism? can't you bastards do anything on time?
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>>37778222
I wouldn't want to be a woman, I know they have it easy but I'm actually happy as a man, all that would make my life better is more money
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>>37778248
ive got a jumper on but no trousers. dont know why.
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>>37778196
Can't wait until I'm fully transformed. Saw some dodgy looking pills in the tranny's bag today at lunch, failing to pass like her is not an option.
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>>37778196
will someone photoshop shipmans face onto this nurse outfit, repeat the same lines and insinuate that the patient will be getting a lethal dose of morphine instead?
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>all this Tekkenposting
>not knowing the superior fightan game is Tatsunoko vs Capcom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp1ZkMq26A8
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>>37778268

i love /britfeel/
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>>37778275
tekken is official /britcore/ now lad
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>>37778275
Sorry most people don't watch toku, you hyperweeb

>>37778267
It's not an option, it's a certainty you foul piece of mutant offal
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>>37778308
>implying I knew who half the cast were when I bought it
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>>37778107
Love you too friendo

gotta make this comment original somehow
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who's up for playing some online games again tonight? something like board game online?

open to suggestions also desu
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>>37778308
Angry little boy goes wah wah.
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>>37778341

tabletop simulator would be good for things like that but i dont have the confidence to play any online games at all, not even with lads from here
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>>37778341
that was a decent time last time, im up for it
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>>37778366
how does around half 9-10 sound? gotta be a little bit later to be maximum comfy.
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>>37778327
Well why the hell did you buy it then? It's also evident that you now know who they are so my point stands. Shame there's not more toku-flavoured anime out there.

My picks:

>Samurai Flamenco
>That one that was flipped so it was about a masked girl and her henchmen fighting a horde of some famous toku faggot
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>>37778341

Go on, I'll do a Words That Follow game.
I'm going to win it, like usual, but why not.

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1312
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>>37778275
Cunt
Original spaghetti
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>>37778372
gives me time to get drunk, cool lad
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>>37778345
at least his not threatening to blow himself up because he recorded a polak having a poo
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>>37778373
>Well why the hell did you buy it then?
Because I liked Capcom and it got good reviews.
Yatterman Night or whatever it was called was fun.
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watching old news coverage of 9/11, i'm surprised how a lot of the sort of annoying undertones that you'd think started with the iraq war were already present.

it's annoying there's nothing to really pin down when news broadcasting went to shit. I can pin down politics, aviation, the railways, the simpsons, but not the news.
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>>37777953

Doxxing anon here, I've located the exact field this was posted in

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@55.9541679,-4.527669,273m/data=!3m1!1e3
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>>37778388
>You've passworded the room and your link is broken.

2/10 attempt. Leave it to the professionals lad and wait for the allotted time. thank you.
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>tfw balamory had a piece of cardboard on the monitor instead of an actual screen saver
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>>37778417
Wew I'm very impressed you got it actually. Wish there was more of it desu. Anything you're looking forward to on the horizon? For me it's Overlord 2. Just finished HxH on Weds, picked up Kiniro Mosaic today. Not much of a moe fan, but memes are memes
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>>37778428
i cant see any cows m8y, you sure?
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>>37778426
I don't think there's something that quite sums up corporatism than this image
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>>37778465

I'm sure m8, look at the angle of the pylons

He took the picture from this exact spot in the centre

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@55.9540201,-4.5293783,113m/data=!3m1!1e3
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Just smashed one of my monitors and unplugged/trashed everything then got told to kill myself a few times and it would be good if I did haha
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>>37778489
You should let me place my big, weighty balls in your mouth before and after your death desu. For comparison's sake.
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>>37778483
how do you even do this lad, id accuse you of cheating but this is real life
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>>37778489
why tho
ori
kkg
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Why does everything I try and do in Windows fail and I end up needing to reinstall?

>Get a new sad
>Clone my drive to add
>Try and boot
>Fails
>Try and use Windows repair
>Fails because it's mbr not gpt
>Try to convert to gpt
>Fails
>Delete partition on ssd and convert
>Success
>Clone to ssd again
>Can't drive corrupt
>Now waiting for check disk
>Hanging on 10%

I wanted to reinstall windows but my friend was like "no no no do this this and this"

Now we've been at it 5 hours and I'm still no closer
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>>37778449
I used to post in the /a/ threads when it aired, so maybe that's why it stuck. I've not watched much anime this year, but I'll make an effort to watch the next GuP thing and the next series of Osomatsu-san but both of those are happening next year.
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wonder if the ISS will be visible tonight lads, looks like it'll be too far south desu
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>>37778489
What happened to cause that lad?

>it would be good if I did

Lad you know that isn't true. If you need people to talk to we are all here for you!
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>>37778535
cloning is a ridiculously error-prone process, you're seriously better off just backing up documents and shit and just reinstalling the OS and programs manually
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>>37778526

Doxxing anon is a machine, an autistic one but still a machine, its fun feeding him pictures and watching him find out exactly where they were taken, mine have to be a bit harder now since he knows the area of the country i usually go for /nightwalk/s in
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>>37778489
Take time to calm down - Close your eyes and take deep breaths.
Breathe in for five seconds, hold for five seconds, breathe out for five seconds

Focus on and repeat until you're more calm!
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>>37778533
Brother was shouting and tipped me over, I was already on edge, I'll probably stop posting here for good anyway. Can't find the will to plug my stuff back in and my phone is low battery.
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>>37778553
post like this more often, it's far less infuriatingly obnoxious than when you overuse that fucking tilde all the time

why don't you just focus on being a quality poster instead of forcing your own recognisable little trademark
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>>37778554
I want to reinstall but my friend is one of these people that will never give up and keep trying to fix it when it just needs burning to the ground and a fresh install
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>>37778535
>Get a new sad
fuck i know this feel
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Anyone else had no luck whatsoever on zeemaps in the UK? I haven't received a single reply.
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>>37778538
>Tfw you Google GuP and it comes up with intolerant Irish tossers instead of cartoons you could be arrested for watching
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>>37778586
just tell him to fuck off and do it your way, he'll be faffing for hours and even if he manages to fix it you'd be able to get it to that same state in less than the time it'd take him to find the solution
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>>37778553
I don't think he's in the mood to play all fake nicey with you right now m8.
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>>37778594
I found my /v/ gf on it

she's trans though
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Doxxing anon do you just rely on photo metadata or what? I don't want you to have any personal information from my phone but I'd be interested if you could backtrace some cyberphotos otherwise
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>>37778579
>>37778489
>Ebina autistically freaking out again

LOL
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>>37778618
>she
wewblx
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>>37778631
I thought 4chan got rid of metadata, doesnt it?
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>>37778642
Don't be mean you absolute dickhead.
Hope someone pisses on your bonfire when you're next feeling helpless.
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>>37778676
he would be wise to take that advice of all people
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>>37778660
Er, of course it does. It hyper-imposes all the pixels only Cloudfire
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>>37778688
It was my dad who said it
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>>37778560

My gut feeling tells me that is

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.590665,-2.7753454,123a,51.9y,2.15t/data=!3m1!1e3
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>>37778715
I'm here for you Ebinachan. Hope you're feeling okay m8.
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>>37778594
nearest person is 50 miles away.
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>>37778715
Maybe you should grow up and stop acting like a child

24 years old and you get angry over posters on imageboards, smashing shit in your parents house
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>>37778742

not quiet, but i realise that is an extremely hard picture to find, i only took it because i thought it was quite comfy looking des, i should stop posting pictures taken so close to my house really
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>>37778772

also that should have read not QUITE, my typing has been spastic all day today, i dont handle hot weather well at all
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>>37778631

Nah, not meta data, it really is just weaponised autism.

I got most of the practise from video analysis finding all but one of the locations of Elliot Rodger's videos, some of it is intuition, most of it relies on even the tiniest of clue, some of it relies on brute force once you've narrowed it down enough.
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Anyone here ever used a prostitute? sick of being a virgin.
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>>37778802
Ever thought about working for the police?
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>>37778769
I didn't get angry over a poster ever, it's an accumulation of trying to find enjoyment and purpose in any way and failing. I know it's pathetic being 24 and still like this, that's part of the problem.
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>>37778804
>he thinks shagging a prozy will mean hes not a virgin
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>>37778804
yes, and I urge you not to do it, lad

it will leave you feeling hollow and unfulfilled, it's a cold and soulless transaction that will most likely end with you wondering why you ever thought it would bring you any kind of peace
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>>37778834
im here for you ebin lad. ignore the people being cunts, they dont understand. i have been in similar situations to you. i remember when i had a big argument with my mum and she said some incredibly nasty stuff to me that i dont want to repeat.
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>>37778068

Mr bones wild ride seems a lot less fun to build then to watch tbqh
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>>37778834
Go get some fizzy twirls and an apple :)

I'm sure you will feel better! you manchild
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>>37778772

The absolute state of this junction lad

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.6005342,-2.8486076,270a,35y,7.68h/data=!3m1!1e3
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>>37778834
hey, you should look into lifting weights. I made a lot of holes in doors and walls growing up and lifting is a great way to vent the stress.
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>>37778802
>>37778830
I do have to ask this. It seems like you actually have an amazing skill. Still, let's see if you can place this one from a trip I took a while ago:
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>>37778834
Go lie down and do some breathing exercises bud. Or maybe go somewhere quiet if you can?
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>>37778887
Tbh I don't really care what they think or say, their words are meaningless to me, I'm more upset at the whole situation especially from an outside perspective and how pathetic it is
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>>37778901
doxxanon genuinely terrifies me. Who the fuck is this feel and how does he do this.
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>>37778887
>similar situations
Read this as sinister simulations desu
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>>37778949
Ebin, from an outside perspective it just looks like you're unwell. You're not in a great place in your life right now mentally, but that doesn't mean to say that you're going to stay like that forever. It also doesn't mean you're pathetic.

Keep on fighting man.
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>>37778901

ive never actually been to that street i think, might go and get a picture of it one night just for you, problem is with Burscough is that its just a small version of the worst parts of liverpool, the entire town is an absolute state, it can be comfy going back to Parbold from there if you stick to the canal though
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FishingLad are you here? did you catch anything?
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>>37778949
from an outsiders perspective it just looks like you need help. i have been in the same place as i said. message me on the ps4 or here if you want to talk with anyone
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I wore my girl hoodie all day today
I went out to the library and bought some girl clothes, 1 stripy top, 1 check shirt (size 14) and two jeans
One high waist dark blue, 26 inch waist and one regular 27 inch waist (black)
I know a 30 inch waist is too loose but I think I just went too extreme here

Went to the takeaway, a white man there made conversation with me, I was clearly uncomfortable every time I had to respond, I looked away often

The man said I looked like a student
I lied and claimed I was a Manchester university student
Final year
Didn't lie about the subject I was studying though
This is proof the HRT and laser is making me look younger

Played Digimon for over 10 hours today, woke up before 8am
Pretty much finished the game now
Just collecting trophies, they're very grindy

I almost told my sister I was trans today
Went into her room, started talking but couldn't say it
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>>37778830

I have thought about it but never seriously looked into it before. I think being a police investigator/detective would be a very rewarding job. I'm not sure what the route is though really.
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>>37779070
not reading a word you subhuman paki, we're concerned about an actual memeber of this community.
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>>37778870
You're probably right lad. I just want to feel happy, eve if it's just for a little bit. I honestly can't recall a time I have ever been truly happy in my life.
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>>37778949
Ebin you really need to see a doctor to help you to cope with everything. There's nothing to be afraid of.
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You lads listening to anything interesting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySKAjcNzCio
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>>37779138
prossies won't bring you happiness lad, you should try and find some joy in simple pleasures

after my wasted experience with a prossie I started painting, I'm fucking shite at it but it's therapeutic in ways I never knew, you should try finding some craft like that which brings you some kind of inner peace
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>>37779177

doxxing anon has put me in the mood to listen to some comfy /nightwalk/ tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYo4__B4qfc
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>>37779140
Doctor's not helping, ebin's already been to one and thinks he knows better. His problem is being a lazy cunt with enabling family members. Only one way to fix that but it's far from easy.
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>>37779140
>tfw coming up 30 and starting to dress like your dad did when you were a kid.

Not entirely sure what it means lads.

>>37779177
Yeah, listening to my idlewild CDs (that's right, I still use CDs, fight me lads.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPNFApou5_4
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i would seriously go to ebins house if it meant helping him. i would have words with his family if they act like cunts.
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Who else loves a good sniff of their own dick and balls up close then, eh?
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>>37779138
A prostitute won't bring you true happiness
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>>37779140
he spergs out and removes people on steam that try to help him because he's jealous

what makes you think he will deal with a doctor? He just wants attention, ignore him
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>>37779233
I think his family would appreciate it lad.

I think ebin probably causes most of the tenstion and issues in his house. His parents are probably only trying to help.
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So I'll recap how I found anon's field of cows photo.

First thing was to find the town in this post>>37777891. There is a wide estuary threre, so my initial guess was some small town in Gloucestershire on the river severn, but nothing. Then I checked some rivers in the south west, the solent, itchin, Thames, some rivers in Essex, Humberside, Wirral, Cumbria, and still nothing. Went up past Glasgow and saw a potential candidate.

I saw the castle, and found the tower blocks https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@55.9459512,-4.5788329,3a,75y,105.79h,96.72t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s2cVu-renuvlHYqicbn2OOw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 confirming it was Dumbarton

Then it was a case of finding a pylon nearby, and tracing it until it led into a field with 2 large and 1 small pylon. Then just looking for the angle to find the exact spot.
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>>37779226
>that's right, I still use CDs, fight me lads
I still make actual cassette mix tapes of songs I like, you're like a wee bairn m8
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>>37779226
>Idlewild
>CDs

Did you mean to type "coming up to 40"?
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>>37779264

Whoops, I meant>>37777917

origninal
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>>37779237
I have bad phimosis (no I'm not ebin) and rarely get all the pee out so there's usually a light smell of urine that I enjoy smelling from that area. Doesn't help that I don't wear underwear either.
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>>37778834

I love you too ebin lad you're the only waifuposter I don't detest
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>american here
>i always lurk these threads
>you guys seem a lot saner than americans

thats it i guess, I'm stoned and feeling like connecting
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>>37779343
yanks out
originalcommentino
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>>37779343
Who is your favourite waifuposter and why is it ebin?
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Be honest: how many of you /tekkenfeel/s knew that King's Rage Art was the Emerald Frosion? I bet not one of you did desu. I bet you don't know the FIRST THING about proresu! I bet you don't even know who Tiger Mask is! Or if you do because of the recent anime, that doesn't fucking count!
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>>37779246
I was hoping it'd remove a weight and allow me to me on in life desu.
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>>37779343
no offense but i agree with you, you lot are fucking mental.

yanks out tho
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>>37779277
>recording the top 40, and trying to stop the recording before that cunt Dr Foxx starts chatting shite.

>>37779278
>coming up 40.
Fuck off lad. Idlewild were one of my favourite bands in high school. circa 2000-2005 (which was the height of their popularity.)
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>>37779340
You don't hate husbando posters though, surely lad
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>>37779396
Just messing with you. I listened to Idlewild in high school in the late 2000s.
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Got 600 quid in credit card debt this month

But that's partly due to paying for laser
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>>37779343
america is held back by the fact it's a continent-sized country formed of 50 country-sized states, it creates far too much divergence while trying to enforce the illusion that it's one united people so you've constantly got a bunch of national infighting among people who think everyone thinks like they do

we're a smaller country who are used to our differences, so we just tend to focus on our common ground instead
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>>37779380
Tekken poster has turned heel
>>
Sometimes I wonder if any of the people in this thread are actually brits and it's just an elaborate ruse.
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>>37779427
Doesn't it bother you in the least that most /britfeel/ posters wish you were dead, or do you get off on it? Trying to get into the paki mindset
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>>37779450

I'm a britbong, been posting here since I was 22 years old, I turn 25 in 3 weeks.
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>>37779396

Lad Idlewild only had 3 good tracks and two of them were "The modern way of letting go"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3dQBxn34Bw
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I'm worried about my dad. He visited his parents grave today because of Fathers day. I know that doesn't sound that odd but he has literally never done this before.
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>>37779427
Just curious, do you think anyone here actually cares?
>>
Welcome lads, one and all!

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mzAr&k=c4p
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>>37779464
I know the silent majority like me and I know you'll all be queueing up for my "bp" months from now
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>>37779380
I know some things about Puroresu, I just haven't watched any in ages (or any wrestling for that matter except for Mania in April)
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>>37779508
how do you know they like you if they're silent
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>>37779449
>Tfw I was literally an up and coming British heel wrestler about ten years ago and it was the best time of my life, but instead of battling Sexy Kev I permanently injured my shoulder and am now a fat waste of space who spends every day wishing I hadn't got injured and wishing I could just start over
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>>37779508
Don't make us have another poll
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>>37779480
But lad, the first EP was made up of 6 stellar tracks. So why are you lying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3-6A9rxn7s&list=PL5A121AB41817014E
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Just got back from the go to work with your parents day with my dad, I got to drive a big truck in the end!
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>>37779534
I bet Amir would give that poll a boo
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>>37779531

>tfw 11 years ago i was being considered by british cycling for being on the national squad(road), possibly at olympic level one day

if it wasnt for G.E.R.D im pretty sure i could have done it too, oh well
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Can anyone else just imagine Ebin's house now. His monitor smashed to pieces on the floor, trash everywhere, his mum downstairs "I just don't know what we're going to do with him anymore" Ebin close to tears, at the end of his tether
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>want to open my window so I can have a nice breeze while I get my last bit of economics revision done
>neighbours are talking loudly in the garden
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The only namefag I like is ebin

pakishits can fuck right off
>>
im a normie now lads, goodbye forever
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>>37779574
pretty much accurate. I'm his dad haha.
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>tfw no catgirl (male) bf
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ebin can you add me on steam again

I want to talk
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>>37779588
originally see you tomorrow lad
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>>37779343
As someone who despises KSA you guys really fucking triggered me with your Trump bullshit.
>Months and months of talking about how he'll put those terrorist, mudslime, cavemen like cunts in their place
>Gets elected
>Meekly bows down to the arabs like everyone else
>/pol/ defends le based emperor anyway like the cucks they are
Brilliant.
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>>37779574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

Ebin's dad needs to get Ebin's mum shot and take charge.
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>>37779607
ill be in new york tomorrow tho
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>>37779574
>>37779591
>>37779610
fuck off you cunts

leave ebin alone
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>>37779581
IKTF
>neighbours having some sort of party and I can hear them and their music
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>>37779616
new york still has the internet lad
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>>37779639
but im a normie now
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>>37779610
I'm not even neet but that video always makes me super anxious
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>>37779581
>tfw normalshit flatmates come home shouting at 4am when I have an exam at 10

So glad to be out of uni halls now, that was hell.
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>>37779633

>theres a couple having a proper go at each other at a house party a few gardens down from mine

theyre really going for each other, pair of posh twats
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>>37779653
you know you'll be back, don't lie to yourself
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>>37779569
We really should start some kind of /thwartedambition/ thread. It's a special niche that most might never know. That feeling of knowing that you could have been in some way great, but now you'll just live dwelling on that moment before it all changed, and now you're riding out a life of mediocrity knowing that the chance will never come again. I can still do a load of the old spectacle moves.

>Superstar press
>Moonsault
>Lionsault
>Spinning star kick
>Rider kick
>Gainer
>Hurracanrana
>Kip up
>Spinning head scissor
>Front and back handsprings/ somersaults

It's all for fucking nothing. I'm like Bob from Tekken, only with a ton of injuries and worse fitness. Fuck this whole playthrough.
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>>37779632
Calm down Eb lad, it's banter. Don't be such a fucking girl. Bants is how the british males interact with each other, don't be such a little melt. That's the problem with kids these days. The internet has made them too sensative and unable to comprehend the bants.
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>>37779692
ey maccas lad, how was that cheeky footie pub afternoon of yours the other day

who won in the end, I don't keep up with it
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>>37779692
>That's the problem with kids these days. The internet has made them too sensative and unable to comprehend the bants.
Along with wanting to be treated like an attractive lady because they post anime girls.
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>>37779692
you're literally the worst poster ITT apart from pakishit

Might filter your shitty avatars desu
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>>37779692

kids these days are unbanterble, state of the fucking world we live in
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Look after yourself Ebinlad, I'm rooting for you!
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>>37778068
no forgot sun stuff. dint even think of it desu.
i was fishing with my mate not alone. never got the nerve to go alone really.
i had fish on twice but both times the line snapped.
back home now thank fuck. need to source some aftersun stuff from somewhere now. :(
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>>37779722
tilde is easy worse than albarnlad desu
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>>37779685
How can you still do bumps like a moonsault but can't wrestle anymore? Or do you mean you can still do them as a party trick but not weekly?
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>Albarn and the paki stirring all this shit against ebin

makes you wonder if they're the same person eh?
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>>37779754
probably still has the memory but not the stamina
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>girl seems to have taken an interest in me
>keeps messaging me
>can't tell her i'm a fag because she knows my brother pretty well and would probably tell him

I mean I wouldn't care if my brother wasn't an alt right nutcase who goes to EDL marches.
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>>37779448
yeah i remember thinking something like that when I was young and first learned about geography.
I know you guys aren't perfect either but no system in existence today is. Just had to comment on the difference between you guys and americans on this board.

>>37779609
yeah I still don't get why people thought he would be so different.
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>>37779757
Kek. I didn't want to point it out since noone was catching on but it's always hilarious watching Amir take off his trip, nastily shit on whoevers getting attention, then make a post or two hoping to temp the (yous) to him instead. He used to do it all the time with Tilde back in the Shoutanon days.
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>>37779754
>>37779761
You're both pretty much right. I could do one here and now but I'd be out of breath in two or three and wheezing like a steam engine. I remember on a bet I ran up a wall, backflipped off and landed embarassingly on my knees and had to just stay there for 20 seconds or so to catch my fucking breath. Holy shit it's humiliating. I can't even run well because of ankle damage. What's even the point in getting fit knowing how many joints are absolutely fucked? It wasn't supposed to be this way
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>>37779808
tilde is at least real because he posted his qt legs

same with ebin
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Tekken confirmed for autistic game
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>>37779717
It ended up a draw. Scotland 2 - England 2. The game was pretty shite up until the last 20 minutes... and even then it was only tense because of the close goals.
>>37779718
Well yeah, but that's another effect the internet has on our kids. I'm worried what my child is going to end up like. I'm just hoping i raise them right so they don't become a bufty tranny (if a boy) or a slapper (if a girl).

>>37779722
Truth hurts lad? Just come to accept banter or you'll never make it in the real world lad.

>>37779730
Fucking safe spaces are a godsend because it means they are all in there being wee bufties and not crying about jokes.

>>37779757
Calm down lad. Poleaboo can fuck off too. He's worse than Ebin, a mentally ill fucking paki who wants to be a bird while being such a cretin he sniffs the tranny at his work's gym gear.
Nah, fuck him.

>>37779745
Tilde is a good lad. His legs and hands remind me of my grandad.
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>perfect temperature
>still quite bright outside
I always forget how nice summer is. It sucks not being able to wear jumpers but I feel a lot calmer lads
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>>37779599
Who's that? Orori
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>>37779864

summer is ok but today is way too warm, and it will be way too warm for the next few days too, its fucking depressing
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>>37779864
normalfag weather is the worst desu
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Hitting the town tonight with the lads, lads. I'm very scared. There's this cute virgin ginger girl I like but I'm a /kv/. York
Give me tips on how to pull
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Had three energy drinks. I have diet coke or I could put on some clothes and get a fourth. This is as an accompaniment to vodka. Thoughts?
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>>37779901
act confident or some shit
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>>37779901
just b.e. yourself

I have been muted for 4 seconds because my comment was not original
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How do I know if I have HIV anons?

I broke down last year and got a tranny fwb that i fucked three or four times bareback, came in its arse

Now I'm short on cash and I want to donate plasma to get some spending money

But they say they check for hiv and stuff before they get plasma from you

I'm a cutfag and i barebacked a tranny, i was the top

Some of the symptoms listed when i google i've had but not all at the same time, and some were spread out over months. basic shit like headache or the shits or a sore throat

am i fucked lads?
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>>37779923
I am a very confident person IRL in conflict situations or in other social situations. You'd probably call me a normie. But when I fancy someone I just lose all confidence.
>>37779929
Thanks anon
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>>37779835
>a mentally ill fucking paki who wants to be a bird while being such a cretin he sniffs the tranny at his work's gym gear.
I forgot all about that post, made me start laughing at a mong. Imagine seeing your shifty pakistani coworker sniffing and licking your gym socks.
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>>37779923
Girls REALLY love Zelda.
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>>37779934
>donate plasma to get some spending money

wait, you can do this? in britbongland? how much do they pay? also what is plasma?
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>>37779961
It's bone-blood or some shit. Or skin concentrate maybe
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>>37779835
leave Tilde alone you fucking mong

guess I'll just filter your shitty avatars if you're going to be a twat and claim "banter"

pathetic
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>>37779934
you get yourself tested, either at a clinic or by going ahead with the plasma donation

literally the only way lad, trying to deduce whether or not you have it will just drive you mad because the biggest clue is persistent cold-like symptoms as your immune system becomes compromised

>>37779961
>also what is plasma?
blood plasma, the clear yellow fluid your blood cells are suspended in
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>>37779923
who is that? i want to see her naked.
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>>37779942
nice exif data you fucking retard
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>DELETED

ahahahahahaha

fucking doxxing himself and he calls ebin a mug
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>>37779998
audrey drake, Writer at NintendoHero of HyrulePrincess of NohrGinchiest gal in the galaxy@RetroJono's adoring wife
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>>37779988
I haven't had a cold in ages though, I think my last one was sometime late last year

I was just around someone who had a cold he'd picked up from traveling and spend several days with him and I didn't pick it up.
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Ordered chinese lads

lets hope its good
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>>37780001

What was it?d
gfsdfsd
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>>37780031
you should be fine then, a compromised immune system doesn't fuck about

still, if you want peace of mind, get yourself properly tested, I had a full STI test early last year and the relief was incredible
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theres a really tight game going on here with a tonne of britfeelers involved if anyone wants to spectate and join the next one too:
https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mzAr&k=c4p
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>>37780062
Bonne appetit lad !
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>>37780062
what did you get
that shit with king prawns and water chestnuts in it is lovely
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>>37780074

>tfw you will never get the relief of getting an "all clear" from an STI test because you will remain a virgin forever
lads.... ;_;
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>>37780076
whats happening on these? ive never had the balls to play an online game before, even bought chivalry on steam years ago and ive never even opened it? are there teams? if so im likely to fuck it up for my team and lose, and if its just singles then im pretty sure id lose and get bullied by the lads
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>>37780062
jealous lad, I wish I had some chinese
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>>37780073
Just a leg lad.
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>>37780074
But doesn't HIV take like 10 years to fuck with your immune system?

I'd really like peace of mind but if it turns out I have it I'll probably end up killing myself.
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>>37780062
>Ordered chinese lads


I hope she's cute
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they wouldn't let me back in the wetherspoons, lads, it's bad
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>>37780096
grilled dumplings
Sichuan chicken
rice
sea salt aubergine
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>>37780148
what did you do laddo?
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>>37780148
Fuck Spoons. They gave me 10 chicken wings that were still frozen at the core.
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>>37780126
honestly just play and you'll enjoy it. you can participate as much or as little as you like and still have a fun time
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>>37780139
it takes up to six months for the damage to be done

lad, if you have it, the only difference is that you don't know for certain, you should do the right thing for yourself and find out for sure
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>>37776609
Becks Vier and a can of 25p energy drink
kinda like a shitty jagerbomb
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>>37776609
It's vodka and diet coke and regret haha
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>>37780101
the relief isn't worth the fear that drives you to get the test in the first place lad
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why do women have to shout when they talk to eachother? got some really screechy laughy women outside my window having a conversation but at a ridiculous volume. ITS PAST TEN O CLOCK, ITS QUIET TIME
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>>37780183
I'm too scared...

If I have it my life is basically over. I can't afford medicine for it, my family will find out and be disgusted with me, and either I'll kill myself or end up dying a slow and painful AIDS death.

>tfw no best mate to go with me to the clinic and hold my hand during the whole process
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>>37780175

lost my bottle before i even picked "im a dude"...wasnt expecting that at all
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>>37780220
lad, please, get yourself tested

going without the test if you do have it will just mean you die a slow and painful AIDS death without ever having been tested, and if you don't have it, you're going to torment yourself for years wondering if you're positive
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>>37780220
Your life has more than likely been over for a long time m7 just get it over with. Where in the country are you from? I might come with you if you're relatively close.
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>>37779923

Really want to snog a girl and shove my hand down her trousers.
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well that board game thing was pretty weird but fun
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>>37780300
how long does each game last
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>>37780220
>noone would ever find out
>medicine is free on the NHS for a condition like HIV
>you just take one pill a day for the rest of your life and nothing will ever happen to you. You will have normal life expectancy
>if your viral load is non measurable for a significant amount of time you don't even have to disclose it to sexual partners as long as you use a condom
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Why does he hate Corbyn so much?
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>>37780321
we have a board for politics, anon
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>newgame
>newgame
>get in here lads

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mzA1&k=gny

Game will start at 22:31
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>>37780321
He looks a lot my boss it's kinda scary
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Good night, I guess
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>>37780333
Sorry, I don't understand and don't want to embarrass myself lads. Have fun though!
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>>37780245
If I get tested and it turns out I have it, I can never again trick myself into believing that I'm okay, I'll panic about it 24/7.

>>37780249
I can't tell you that, I'm sorry. I just know I don't live anywhere near you.

>>37780313
I'm a neet so my dad would probably find out.
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>>37780321

Who is he?

blox
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>>37780427
I've given you three of your 5 (yous) tonight amir. You're just too boring compared to based eb
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>>37780300
BGO? Or something else?


>>37780450
I'd go with you. I've been in a similar predicament.
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>>37780567
Will you green text it for me?

I honestly don't know what to do. I can't bring myself to actually go in and get tested. According to what I've looked up though, I'm cut, and I was the top so those two factors alone reduce my risk. Plus what that other anon said about getting colds often. It makes me think I'm okay but my paranoia is heavily fucking with me.

This is what I get for thinking I needed to fuck someone instead of just wanking.
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haha lads, thanks to the lads who typed nice stuff anyway. I'm on a comedown now and plugged my stuff back in, now its as if nothing happened and the cycle of hell will continue.
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>>37780627
love u ebina chan
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>>37780627
please be well, ebin
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remember,ebin doesn't deserve nice things
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>>37780627
Look after yourself lad, we're here for you!
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>>37780597
Not worth it. I did put it off longer than you, though, which made me feel even worse. So did looking up symptoms.
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fuck lads, how fucked up can i get on cough syrup?
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>>37780783
You can become a multi platinum rapper if you don't stop sipping that syrup.
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>>37780783
American lies desu

>>37780725
Ey Tildo how's it going?
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>>37780805
Not bad anon. Just really hot and sweaty desu. Might go for my fourth shower soon~

How are you lad?
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Just asked mum if it's possible to abort a 22 year old and she got well angry.
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>>37780783
You need prescription cough syrup with loads of codeine. Over the counter stuff won't do shit.
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>>37779609
>ywn live in the world where Nixon invaded the KSA for the 1973 oil embargo, seizing the oil-fields and stringing the saud family from the lampposts as a reminder of what happens when you fuck with the west upon learning the KSA army tried to enact their plan to burn the oil fields if invaded (but failed to do any real damage since foreign workers prevented them from gaining access to the equipment long enough for NATO soldiers to come in and slaughter the lot.),
;-;
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>>37780798
really? i just want this cough to fuck off. i don't want to die in a rap feud
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Bananas are one of the few fruits that keep ripening after they're picked.
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>>37778804
i wouldn't do it. i'm 20 and a kissless virgin but since i've "waited" this long i can wait until i lose it to a girl who actually loves me. i have a "online girlfriend" who says that she "loves me" but i don't think we are going to meet up anytime soon. its shit being poor.
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>>37780886
>mfw I get a bunch of bananas from online shopping and they're fucking green so I have to wait a week before they're edible
>>
The human brain takes in 11 million individuals pieces of information per second but is only cognizant of roughly 40.
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>>37780846
Had half a litre of vodka, reckon I'm finna lose it desu. Poised on the solstice
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A handshake transfers more germs than a kiss.
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>>37780946
and many more if it's Tilde's hands
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>>37780946
Touching a public doorknob is more filthy than eating your partners arsehole.
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The core of the earth is about as hot as the sun.
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>>37780991
I wish I was as hot as the sun.
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Traps are a heterosexual fetish
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its hot so i'm sleeping with my window open but it's difficult because theres FUCKING LIGHTS RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
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>>37780914
Until now you stupid faggot
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>>37781021
That's a porky pie, stop lying or your tongue will turn black.
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>>37780991
>>37780991

>its hotter than the sun
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>>37780321
because he's a typical tory shill

having a centerist approach allows him to pander his viewership, all he has to do is pick an easy punching bag (SJW's or muslims) and he can pump out 300k views a video
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>>37781023
Just shut your blinds, open the window and sleep naked.
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Moni is objectively the hottest girl in britfeel.
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>>37776717
Your brother sounds like a real wet fart that's almost as insecure as the lads in here

Get your hands on a pill and take half (average dosage for a full one varies from 180mg to 250mg, depending on where from)

Take another half two hours later, but I think half is enough for you to get an idea. Get some chewing gum, look after your own. Drink water also. Good luck.
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>>37780860
I think it's so surreal that gangstas were drinking cough syrup at one point and that it was cool.
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>>37780991
as the surface of the sun, maybe
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Madoanon is objectively the hottest girl in britfeel.
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Shipanon is objectively the hottest man in britfeel
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13217335

IMPORTANT POLL

:3
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Sophieposter is objectively the most depressed person in britfeel
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>>37781088
They still do. It's the reason a bunch of them die of heart failure when they're 40.
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>majority of /britfeel/ posters want to be girls
WHERE IS MY FREE GF (male)
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Ebinanon is the most cool, calm and collected customer on /britfeel/
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>>37781162
Really? Is it a good high? It just seems like such a lame drug to do, I guess.
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I have insider information that Tilde and Ebinachap are planing a date
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>>37781216
thats a funny way of spelling jay-j
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>>37781217
Never tried it but it sounds like a comfy high. That and it's usually consumed with Sprite and a jolly rancher so it probably tastes really nice.
>>
the horror

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRE3FFew9eo
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_Clear_Channel_memorandum
why the fuck was "in the year 2525" considered inappropriate for play after 9/11?

is it just due to the lines that go "if man is still alive"?

I mean, I can understand not allowing "New York, New York", "Leaving on a jet plane", etc, but that's a weird one.
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>>37781128
Do I get to keep my autism and most of my present knowledge or does it clash too greatly with being cute?
This is a crucial question
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>>37781246
I'd like to question your sources lad
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>Anons I like
BritNormie
Ebinlad
Nightwalk anon
Marko
Chinkposter

>Anons I dislike
Tilde
Len
Poleaboo
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>>37781246

good god, if thats true its gonna be a fucking mess
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>>37781479
>Anons I dislike
>Len
what's wrong with you
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>>37781479
spot on tbqh boi
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I won't run away no more, I promise
Even when I get bored, I promise
Even when you lock me out, I promise
I say my prayers every night, I promise

I know which side I'm spread, I promise
The tantrums and the chitty chats, I promise

Even when the ship is wrecked, I promise
Tie me to the rotting deck, I promise

I won't run away no more, I promise
Even when I get bored, I promise

Even when the ship is wrecked, I promise
Tie me to the rotting deck, I promise

I won't run away no more, I promise
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Britfeel summed up in a 40 second video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5zfUbqERRM
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>>37781518
Think this describes /britfeel/ better tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ywM6P9QwBI
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>>37781547
>chewin the fat
fuckin love greg hemphill and ford kiernan, still game is one of my favourite shows ever since I watched it on netflix a few months back
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Fuck sake, where is everyone
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evening lads, ive been in a bad mood for a few days (doesnt matter why) but i havent been fapping, im usually a twice-per-day fapper but ive had none since tuesday night now, my balls are starting to hurt but im not in the mood for emptying them at all, will this pain go away? im assuming theyre hurting from the lack of wanks over the last few days
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>>37781479
>putting len with tilde

tilde isn't an eighth of a man that len is
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>>37781620
>he isn't in the secret discord/steam chat
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does anyone on britfeel have a big willy?
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board game was shit because I lost
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>>37781647
7 inches, not that I'll ever have sex
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>>37781493
He has tilde in there too. Must not like the 'always act like I'm 100% always supernice' gimmick.
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>>37781656
>big
haha whitebois lmao
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>>37781668
How many votes?
>>
Beautiful evening this lads
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>>37781650
cessil with that cheeky last minute win
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jealously, turning saints into the sea
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>decide to play hearthstone
>have fun for a couple match's, face aggro hunter/shaman who ignores minions and go full face
>50/50 chance of either getting right minion out to deal with them or them being able to 1TK me
>ragequit when they manage to pull some bullshit draws off
>play Jason 13th
>have fun until im either playing melee counsellor vs jason who spams grab or stealth/pocketknife grabfree counsellor vs jason who focus's on melee
>ragequit the game when I die regardless and start up hearthstone
>repeat while having this reaction
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>>37781657
desu I've been talking to lenlad for ages and he genuinely seems to be the kind of person who's actually just that nice
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>>37781479
Remove ebin and I agree. Nightwalk anon and milkcat poster are my favourites.
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>>37781684
>whitebois actually this jelly
haha lmao
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>>37781701
feels the grab is OP as fuck
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>tfw got an ok job 5 mins away
>manager is some faggot 2 faced nigger who also picks on people who dont start fights with him(usuallly fellow africans, some orientals, older ppl, new staff) but he treads lightly against most whities and pakis who will start a ruckus
>understaffing cunt is making it hard to get my vacation, so i pretend twice in 3 months that mine got approved via i thoight it was ok and theyll give me a shift swap

not afraid of fights lads but i seriously hate confrontation, im thankful the roids give me the size and confidence not to back down anymore.

fuck why did i ruin my life by moving from devon.
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I AM VERY WARM
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rate my late night snack.

>>37781650
>>37781691
I don't know what was going on half the time.
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>>37781493
Len just ignores the entire thread until he posts his usual shit though
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fucking hell lads, some people are so comically obsessed with appearing to be "socially normal" or macho or whatever.

I'm at the pub with a few people and I have to leave early in order to meet my mum and walk her home as she's also been out from the pub. She's physically tiny and it's dark so of course my top priority is getting her home safe and sound. Someone in the group unironically says "And she's how old?" as if he's the height of cool or some shit like that. Really rubbed me up the wrong way. I just told him my mum's age and left.
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not sure how much I put in that syringe
if this kills me, it's been a blast lads
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>>37781620

Watching a film, eating yoghurt and lifting.
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>>37781793
What are you doing lad
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>>37781783
Sounds like a right dick. Hate people who have something to prove.
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>>37781783
think we all know a bellend like that. just got to sigh and leave it. some people arent very comfortable with themselves so they pretend they are someone else. you're a good lad for walking your mummy home, its respectable
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>>37781811
injecting marijuana la
bit stupid you have to blend it yourself can't they do it first?
guess it would be difficult to package
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>>37781783
go back and have him lad
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nite nite frends
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>>37781710
>who's actually just that nice
Nah m8 it's not a case of thinking he's a dick or anything. I'm sure he's a nice person in general but noone is superweirdlynice 24/7 like tilde and len try to portray. We're human, we have our ups and downs, trying to act like that's not the case gives the impression of them putting on a mask before posting. It feels grossly fake to me and maybe others like the original guy you quoted even if their intentions are good.
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>>37781793
one less smackhead
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>>37781858
>injecting marijuana
/britfeel/ couldn't get any worse if it tried at this point
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I think I'd like orange paddies more if they admitted they were paddies.
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had a curry, watched life, comfy night.
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This fucking couple who are arguing with each other outside a house party a few doors down, i mean fair enough at first it was funny but fucking hell theyve been shouting at each other for nearly 3 bastard hours now and they wont stop
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>>37781860
gud slep anin
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Whoops lads, my finger slipped and I made a new thread, what am I like XD

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>>37781915

>>37781915

>>37781915

>>37781915
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>>37781861
Agreed. If Tilde were an American car salesman his act would be fine. But it's /britfeel/ not /britpretend/
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>>37781860
gud nite anon hop u slep wel
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>>37781934
>not /britpretend/
my largest ulu
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>>37781950
The fuck's an ulu?
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>>37781946
fanx mie frend wojack
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>>37781985
he doesn't know zulul
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Get a grip you sad virgins

How can you be virgins honestly? Some of you have money as well

I can go out anywhere, anytime and move further towards the goal of fucking some dumb bitch

literally how the fuck can you be a virgin?
i will take payment and get you laid if one of you fags has enough cash i swear
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>>37782048
i will give you 50 if you come over and berate me for an hour.
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>>37782126
go on then gaylord
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>>37781783
Slightly worried I've done something dickheadish like this now while drinking, since I basically have an autistic tendency to see things that "fit in" (i.e. could be said in the situation, such as joking in a pub) even if those aren't things that "someone like me" would actually say. (and so might wind up being tryhardish shit that technically fits the situation but just pisses everyone off.)

Hopefully they make exceptions on the basis of the sheer level of alcohol I plough myself with.
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>>37782048
oi. fuck off faggot. as a fellow non-virgin, you should not be should a cheecky little fuckers to my friends. you know how much of a piss take it is to pull girls, and most of the people here suffer from social anxiety.
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