Waifus

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>>37776528
Our personalities are almost parallel, and her actions are very similar to the actions I would take if I were in her situation.

She also becomes the "bad guy" and I have sweet side for villains

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not anime, but i like her very much desu

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>>37776528
My precious wife (male) Felix is precious.
I'll greentext our story:

>Be me
>A year ago
>Everything is going wrong and life is falling apart
>Be suicidal as fuck
>Planning suicide
>Was watching Re zero at the time even if it was shit because I had nothing else to do
>Episode 12 airs
>Felix appears
>Holy_shit.png
>"Yes. He's a knight, Felix Argyle."
>"Despite appareances he's male."
>WAIT WHA-
>Guess I'm gay now
>Days pass
>Each day my love grows more
>"I can't die yet."
>Throw away my plan to kill myself
>Get motivated to get my shit together
>Manage to fix my life thanks to him

And that's why my only love is and will always be Felix.

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>>37776528

Asuka Langley from Evangelion. Her snarky personality and voice (in the dub) is adorable and her desperate need for affection and validation reminds me of me. I'm actually getting a body pillow of her soon, half-ironically half-not.

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>chuuni
>CUTE
>sweet and caring on the inside
I want to protect her from bullies.

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>>37776868
>watching dubs
"no"

Can't post my waifu because autists will get mad and I'll get b&. She's real great though. Nocturnal beauty takes care of those she cares about.

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>>37776868
>in the dub

>>37776918

Japanese voices irritate me. Also I can't read and watch shit at the same time because autism so I don't have a choice.

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Nothing is sweeter than the smile of a girl that never smiles.

Expecially if she's smiling because of you.

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>>37776528
i like horspusser because she is cute and has big tits and is also a horsegirl

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she's cute and eccentric. plus her titties are nice

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Lily is best girl from worst game. She is
>beautiful
>sweet
>motherly

Everything I could ever hope for in a woman.

>>37776868
her voice acting in the orginial is a thousand times better you pleb. same with shinji, rei, misato, ritskso everyone.

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I have too many to post

>>37777205
>having multiple waifus
Slut

>>37777205
ONE
WAIFU
FOR
LAIFU

>>37777222
>>37777311
dubs and trips confirm that monogamy is the way

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>>37776583
Can my waifu date your waifu senpai?

I don't have a waifu, OP.

>>37778984
Are you hiding her anon?

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>>37776528
>30 feet tall, appeals to my tall girl/giantess fetish
>also appeals to my mechanical/robot and monster girl fetishes
>male counterpart is 1 foot tall, implying super /ss/
>I love both bangs and the color green
>great design all around
>fantastic in battle, can run a ton of sets

>>37778984
If you don't want people to know your waifu that means you're ashamed of her.

>>37778984
no waifu here either my man

>self-esteem is too low to ever believe I could have a waifu or deserve one

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Oh, do I have to explain?

>>37776528
Not bad but you will die, either from food poisoning or yout get strangled to death
>>37776804
He will humiliate you with his giant barbed dick anon.
>>37776868
Shitty tsundere who'll cuck you with Chad.
>>37776899
If you can protect her from herself she's fine.
Enjoy the sweet demon pussy.
>>37776990
Horsepussy / 10

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>>37779523
OP here, I'll probably be the one cooking and i could talk to her about being careful of strangling me.

>GOD TIER
Cerea
Miia
Tio
Dullahan

>MEH TIER
Meru
Dullahan
everyone else

>KILL YOURSELF TIER
Papi the retarded underage bird slut


we can all agree on this, right?

>>37779623
>Cow
>Not the lowest

>Dullahan that high

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>>37779623
(OP here) Only pedophiles like Papi so yeah i could agree with that. Also rachnera is god tier.

>>37779742
>>37779623
the dullahan in god tier is supposed to be ranchnera, my b

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Tomoko, no question. I like her cos she's shy and desperate like me.

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>>37779799
Thanks friendo. Also nice dubs.

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idk, she's just wonderful

>>37779799
>Not rating Dullahan
Delete animeonly fags.

Social pariah yet calm and composed. It's who I used to be and what I still aspire to be.

>>37779970
she's literally there twice you fuck

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>>37779623
Actual tier list
>GOD TIER
Rachneera
Tio
Suu

>Great Tier
Miia
Lala
Doppel
Polt
Smith

>Meh Tier
Zombina
Cathyl
Miia's mom
Cuckfish
Luz
Centorea
Draco

Shit or irrelevant tier
Everyone else

>>37779517
le epic maymay upvoted xD

>>37779623
>>37780097
All wrong, my taste is better

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I love her personality and her looks.

>>37780097
if you like the human in Monster Musume, you're watching the wrong anime.

>>37780067
The one in god tier was a mistake

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Kotori cause she's very kind, sweet, pretty, and loyal. I also want to be pampered by her

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>>37780367
>Not liking this human

>>37780545
>not wanting to bury your cock into a monster girl

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>>37779623
this is objectively the true tier list if you switch god tier dullahan with rach

>>37780525
How would she pamper you anon? Don't tell me you haven't thought about it.

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>>37780525
>tfw kotori will never love you as much as she loves her pillow

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She's just too perfect

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Hanayo. She's so adorable, I want to protect her.

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My waifu is giving me flashbacks.

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>>37780568
Come on anon. I didn't put her into god tier.

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Why does 3d exist? Why can't real women be like my waifu? It's not even a hard thing to wish for, a girl who isn't a massive fucking slut with psychological issues who'll literally kill you in your sleep given enough mental gymnastics. How is it possible that 2d women are more dimensional than fucking 3d women, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE ONE MORE DIMENSION NOT BE VAPID SLUTS.

As humans, all we can do is think about things that can never fucking exist; some good intelligence really does for us.

>>37780586
>>37780401
see
>>37779799

original comment 12345

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Misaki Nakahara. She's emotionally damaged and lonely

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Im not a fag. I only like real women

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I also really like donuts.

>>37780988
Anon she's very young!

>>37780996
n-no! she is 500 years old.

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>>37780945
>not a fag
>liking real women
Beyonce turns ugly without 5 pounds of make up on. Waifus stay beautiful.

>>37781011
And she's very tiny

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>>37781235
I don't see the problemeroni origironi

>>37777124
Too bad this show was fucking shit, she was a real cutie.

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When i first looked into her eyes I was bewitched. Her elegance and beauty captivates me. I want to make her the happiest she can possibly be, and it hurts me to know she will never love me back. Without her, I am nothing. It feels like everything I've experienced and accomplished in my life is meaningless because Saber wasn't at my side to share the moment

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>>37781353
It's just size differences are the best.

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We had the same high school experience except nobody saved me during my final year

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lum from urusei yatsura

>>37781634
Exactly. I like you anon

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>>37780097
>horse pussy
>not god teir
nigga......

>>37776528
>waifus
Fuck off, newfag.

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I just want to hug her forever

I don't know if this is the place for this or not, but I do commissioned stories about waifus. I've done 3 so far and my clients were all totally satisfied; two wanted more done, one didn't have the cash to get more done, but wanted to.

The story can be smut,romance, slice of life or anything in between, and all characters are researched heavily before the story is written. You get the first 500 words as a preview and my rate is 0.01 per word.

If you're interested in your waifu coming to life in a story of your own design, hit me up!

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>>37782518
Your artificial stories will surely pale in comparison to the original Saber

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She's really a cool person and she's really ice to me.

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>>37781763
patrician taste nigga

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strong qt and I like her red hair for starters

>>37779623
Mero is worst girl you Baka

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>>37782695
Shes very ugly anon

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>>37782772
please stop bullying her you anime fucker

>>37781763
yes, lum. definitelylum.
and why?
because I'm lonely as fuck and need to dream

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Here's a good image to add

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>>37779818
This.
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>>37782601
Aha,but if saber is your waifu,she takes on new properties that aren't present in the original character. Surely you imagine your waifu in some situations unlike the media she was created for?

In that sense, your waifu is just that:YOUR waifu. A version that exists in your mind, according to your own tastes. My skill is merely to give some a tangible thing to read and feel good about, rather than telling them that their waifu isn't real or something negative and incorrect.

I played a few fate stay night doujin games, I like rider and berserker.

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Used to think weebs were faggots up until a couple years ago. Randomly picked up Steins;Gate out of boredom/loneliness for some reason though and Makise changed my life

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>>37779623
Papi is the best tho

Bump, I want more like this rather than the typical bait threads.

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I like her. She's just like me.... I can relate to her so badly

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I love Illya, I want to protect her

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>>37783049
Funny how this particular story keeps being told by different authors. So many people think it's bullshit until it happens to them.

Great taste by the way.

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>>37776528
>He will humiliate you with his giant barbed dick anon.
Holy shit yes please.

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>>37776528
inb4 seasonal waifu fag