Post Stories From When you BTFO Chads

>>37776063
>paulie delvechio

is it 2009?

>>37776096
That's what the Chad looked like. And it was 2010 this happened.

>>37776063
Haha that's so funny anon Haha. You know what else would have been funny lol, if you pulled down your and his pants and humped him instead of the air haha. that would be so embarrassing for him to have his naked bum humped by your exposed dick lol. You could even play with his dick and made it hard so everyone thought he was a fag or something haha. Just thinking of how you could have REKT him more lol.

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>be big guy
>skellington Chad is sitting behind me on a bench during gym class
>he keeps flicking my ear
>turn around
>was about to hit him but could stop the impulse right on time
>he could tell I was about to break his flimsy body in twain
>stops immediately
>other Chad makes fun of him

>>37776206
That would have been highly illegal.

>>37776237
lol maybe, but it would be really funny haha. Did he get all sweaty when he was embarrassed by you haha. was the sweat all stinky and everyone laughed haha? you should have taken his shoe so you could smell the inside and tell everyone how stinky his feet are lol. then you could just keep the shoe around to sniff whenever you want to make fun of his stinky feet haha he would have been so REKT

>>37776312
Nah, one time i did slap his butt though when everyone saw to embarass him but he punched me in the face so idon't really consider that rekt and i also got sent to the office and the school police officer had a talk with me so yeah.

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>>37776063
i hope to fucking god this isn't true anon, that's fucking autistic

>>37776452
Chad Thundercock pls go

>freshman year of university
>decide to rush a fraternity
>try a few different houses but don't really connect with any brothers
>one group is having a house party on the last day of the week
>show up and hope they don't notice I didn't come to any of the other events
>brothers are all really chill and laid back at first
>time passes, alcohol flows, and the cracks in my autism begin to fault
>one Chad has been a douche to me the entire night
>"What the fuck are you doing here, Anon, I'd never let you join Kappa Kappa Kappa"
>"You're a stupid faggot, Anon, we don't let faggots in our brotherhood"
>angry and humiliated, because everybody else is laughing at his jokes
>he's 19 or 20 and keeps covering up his dick whenever I pass by, saying he doesn't want to tempt me
>keep drinking more and waiting for the party to die down
>don't want to be a puss and leave early because of his bullying
>most of the guys have already gone to sleep or are hooking up with girls
>decide to have a ciggie
>retreat to a backroom and see Chad half-conscious on a couch, wallowing in his own vomit
>yell "Hey!" a couple of times to see if he's still alive
>"Blubbbb-bubbbbb-uuubbbbb" Chad says
>snuff out my cigarette on a nearby armoire
>sit on the sofa next to him and slap him on the face a couple of times, but he just keeps making blubbering noises
>decide it's time to humiliate him completely

>reach down to his trousers and take off his belt
>unzip his pants and pull his penis out
>furiously start sucking it until I somehow manage to make it hard
>"Blubbb!!!! Ubbbbb!" Chad groans as little lines of vomit stream down from his mouth
>have to keep sucking and probing his anus to help him maintain an erection, since he's drunk
>after nearly 20 minutes of sucking he finally comes in my mouth

>look up at Chad with a devilish grin and ask, "Who's the faggot now?"

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>>37776063

>be young me
>be in middle school
>walk around silently like the loser I was (and still am)
>ohno.jpg
>Chad comes along with his cool gang
>"ooooh anon, what's wrong? are you alone again? ;("
>I remain silent, but internally I am boiling with rage because my crush was watching
>"we'll be your company :)"
>OH FUCK NO
>they push me to the ground
>start hitting me while shouting
>I am in turtle defense stance, protecting my head
>hear my crush laughing
>this goes on for like 5min
>after a while my crush tells them that I'm not worth it

Those words really made it all worth it.

>>37776386
Haha you know what would be funny to do to him. You should wait untill he drinks a lot of water and then jump out and scare him so he pees himself on the way to the bathroom lol. then he will say something like its not pee its just water so you say Ill check haha. then you lick the front of his pants and tell everyone its pee lol. you can even draw it out longer by saying you cant tell and taking a lot of licks haha. That way more people will be around to see him get REKT haha. Maybe he would be so embarrassed he farts too lol. then you can take a big wiff near his bum and tell everyone that too haha, really play it up and put your nose up there and then pretend too pass out or something haha. that would be so embarrassing for him if that happened haha

they felt embarrassed for you, not impressed

>>37776063
I've never felt so uncomfortable in my life. You were that kid. You were THAT KID

>>37776063
That sounds cringe-worthy as fuck. I highly doubt the Chad was embarrassed. You probably just creeped everyone out.

>>37776063
Never got bullied by the same person more than once. I was a burnout edgy metalhead in high school and people would try to fuck with me for wearing all black and having long hair

>sitting alone eating lunch
>some wannabe Chad underclassmen start fucking with me
>move my backpack, kicking my feet and just really bugging me
>stand up and tell him to fuck off
>alpha Chad asks what am I gonna do about it
>give him a few rock solid punches in the mouth
>he had braces so his lips and mouth were leaking blood
>assistant principal was right behind me saw what happened and tells them they don't tolerate bullying to any degree and he hoped they learned their lesson
>never got in trouble for it or any other time I stood up for myself

>>37776654
>>37776626
Normies what are you doing on my board REEEE

>Chad counts starts bullying me
>Take my pencil sharpener
>Through it with all my force to his face
>Hits his eye
>Chad loses vision on that eye
>I got expelled from school and had to go to a psycologist for 3 years
Totally worth it

>>37776518
Now your just making fun

>>37776670
You said Chad got BTFO. That is not at all what happened, nigger.

>>37776699
Yes it is actually. I was there you weren't

>>37776063
Hmmm, I wonder who could be behind this one, was it the principal maybe?

>>37776477
you are. you sucked a guys dick for 20 minutes,fingered his butt and let him cum in your mouth

>>37776452
this
op check if you are on the spectrum (there are internet tests)

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>>37776063
Senior year
>Have a car, but get bored with it
>Buy a basic, used sport bike
>Have permit, but this was before the limits for how many times you could renew a permit, so I didn't really care about going for the full endorsement
>Friendly with a lot of the car guys because I ride my bike to school
>Happy as fuck
>Youthful bliss, nothing can go wrong
>One day, leaving the school parking lot I start approaching the second lot where cars pull out (upper and lower student parking)
>Going speed limit, being cautious, but have a bad feeling about black car about to pull out
>Chad whips his car out in front of me, thinking he would have time
>Lock up rear wheel
>Drop bike, but somehow manage to avoid falling
>Chad sees and pulls over, maybe he was genuinely worried that I crashed, I don't know
>I'm steaming
>Pick bike up and push it to the side of the road
>So many people watching
>He laughs and gives me some kind of weird apology
>Inner autist punches him right in the side of the jaw
>Still have helmet on, still wearing gloves, felt like a tank
>He falls down for a second and just looks up at me, now he looks pretty mad too
>I was so angry and I wasn't thinking clearly at all, never been in a fight before and this guy had at least 60lbs and a few inches on me
>Tries to get up to fight me, but the crossing guard (off duty cop) witnessed the entire situation ran up and had us both move back into the parking lot and took us inside
>Sort of get a slap on the wrist (in-school) suspension since it wasn't during school hours, but was on school property
>Some kids make fun of Chad for being a shitty driver
>Some kids make fun of Chad for the "fight"
>Bike isn't too fucked, get parts replaced and move on
Boring story, but I feel like I won. This was one of the few best moments of my high school life. Chad still fucked hot sloots and I didn't.

>>37777954
nice man that sounds like it was fun

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>walking home from a town carnival
>holding a large cup of soda with no lid
>a group of chads zooms past me in their car
>honks the horn as they pass
>they probably expected me to drop my drink
>mfw I didn't

Chads BTFO

>>37776477
Man you sure showed him