some crazy chick forced her way into my beta spaghetti pants

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some crazy chick forced her way into my beta spaghetti pants and tonight at 20 years old i had my first kiss/makeout, first boob/butt grabs, and first vagina taste. apparently she is going to have sex with me tomorrow so i will report back on that, but i want to review this stuff while its still fresh in my mind to determine if female relations are as good as theyre hyped up to be or not.

>kissing/making out
definitely overrated, its alright but pretty disappointing. maybe its just because i was bad at it. 4/10
>boob/butt grabs
not overrated, boobs dont feel that great to grab but they feel great to use as pillows. butt feels awesome to grab and slap. 8/10
>eating vagina
i was expecting a gross taste but it was pretty much tasteless. it feels good to put your tongue in there but its pretty tiring and difficult to do well, not really a great experience. 3/10

so far i think the whole "sexual contact with girls" thing is not as good as normies say it is but i will wait to post my final verdict until tomorrow if i successfully have sex. then i will leave /r9k/ forever because i respect board culture.