>guy asks where the WalMart is
>give him directions to get to Target instead
Who else Devilish here?
>go to the mart
>shart
>actually it's just a fart
>this greentext isn't even true
>tell Steam friend a game he really wants on is on sale
>it's not
>lie on my sister's pillow so it's warm by the time she goes to sleep
>replace the spicy sauce with medium hot
>park in the regular space even though I'm handicapped