I was invited to go to a fancy restaurant tonight. H-how do

>>37757199

post the menu link

>>37757269
This. Tell us what you like, and based off the link we can tell you how formal to dress/act

>>37757269
Do this, well tell you what's good

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get the chicken fingers anon

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>>37757269
>>37757297
>>37757300
Here you go, all the shit I'd enduldge in is on the appetizer menu and it's probably "fancified" to hell and back anyways. I rarely get to see the people who are taking me and I don't want to look like a faggot

>>37757363
just get the harry's burger dumbass.

>>37757382
>everyone else getting the weird shit
>"Are you sure you're fine with a burger, anon?"

How does this usually play out? My first pick would have been the burger too, but will it make me look vanilla or ungrateful?

Who invited you anon?
Maybe just ask them what is good and what they like to eat there?

>>37757363
ahahahahaha oh fuck
i'd hate to be you right now

>>37757421
>ungrateful
If someone's paying your way, you better damn believe they'll be grateful you ordered a burger over the filet mingion royale

>>37757421
Just tell them you don't know shit about the rest of the menu. Do you really expect any Tom Dick Harry to understand all those names?

>>37757199
Literally nothing on that menu is even remotely weird

Except
> entrees
> roasted artichoke

lol.

>>37757421
"well, I'm a picky eater so I like to play it safe. Plus, it's got to be great coming from this restraunt". or if they aren't uptight or anything, say "for this price, it's gotta be great" instead of the second sentence.

>>37757421
if ur worried about the burger do the prime rib of beef?

>>37757199

> Someone's paying for his food at a three dollar sign (moderately expensive) restaurant in Kansas
> Doesn't order the filet mignon royale with a side of pecan smoked white cheddar grits and some truffle fries

Robots are actually this stupid. Every time my uncles would invite me to top-dollar restaurants in the city I'd make sure to order the most expensive shit.

>>37757363
mate this is easy, pizza burger fries there you go you're done now enjoy the rich cunt food

>>37757363

how many people are you going to be eating with?
are you paying? this might change depending on your answers and tastes but heres a decent course:

appetizers

*dozen oysters on the half, ask for extra sauce and lemon wedges
*scallops if you dont like raw oysters
*tomato basil or crab bisque if youre into soups

entree:
*lamb rack if you like lamb
*ahi tuna if youre feeling for fish
*i'd personally get the bordelaise but the serving size might be smaller than what youre used to.

sides:
*garlic mashed if youre getting beef
*grits for the tuna
*asparagus for the lamb

they will have a wine menu so grab a glass if youre feeling for it. you prob wont know the difference between the bottles so get something in the mid range.

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>>37757199
>>37757363

No one gives a fuck about you or what you order. Holy shit, this board is narcissistic as fuck

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>>37757630
That's an easy way to not get invited again

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>>37757199

If you don't order this you're a faggot. Bacon wrapped filet mignon with fancy mashed potatoes and the highest quality crab meat on top.

>>37757199
>>37757363
Can you tell us some foods that you like OP? Types of meat, soup and sidees? It's impossible to make a good recommendation with no idea of what you prefer.

Ask the server or whoever is taking you what they recommend. If there are any specials, go for one of them. It's foolproof.

>>37757363
If someone else is paying go for filet mignon

>>37757723
5 other people, relatively close family
Someone else is paying (not like I could afford it anyways)

I'm going to have to drive out pretty soon (~1 hour or so drive) so I won't be able to respond from here. Thanks for the advice though, hope to god I don't fuck this up

>>37757769
>mixing fish and meat (especially a high quality steak cut)

you surf&turfers are absolutely fucking haram.

>>37757861

they also do nightly specials so if youre down for that ask the waiter. its beef skewers tonight which sounds pretty bomb.

good luck anon, remember that its just a family dinner so no need to be stressed. enjoy the food.

>>37757826
we have filet mignonette with lobster
>surf n turf
wallet blown the fuck in black hole created