haven't took a shit in 5 days. what is happening?

>>37756946
Coffee helps. If it doesn't then more coffee will do the trick. Poo poo pee pee

>>37756946
See a docter

>>37757096
i'm drinking coffee, beer and smoking cigs, but i feel no sensation to shit? why am i not Poo poo pee pee??

>>37757137
Only solution is to shove your hand up your ass and pull it out then

>>37757165
i wish you were here to do it for me

>>37756946
Migrate to India

enema?
original poop solution

>>37757254
HEY THATS RACIST ANON

>>37757264
yeah that would do the job

>>37757137
That's honestly strange. Coffee has the laxative that should make the poo poo. What's your diet been like for the past week? Dry fatty stuff I'd assume?

Whenever I've had dry fatty foods for a prolonged period of time I'd hold the poo in for day or two. No more then 2 though.

Are you shit dildoing? You should be with a turd that big

>>37757268
Racist or not, most of the Indian food is good for bowel movement.

>>37756946
prune juice, drink more water, you're probably dehydrated and ur shit is all dried out.

>>37757349
my diet isn t even that bad, cornflakes, muesli ham sandwiches. 2 days even though you ate fatty food seems good, you're a fast shitter.
>>37757368
usually it's 2-3 days no shit then big massive shit

>>37757425
noo i drink lots of water and when i do shit it's smooth and hydrated

lad you are gonna drop one fucking hell of a log when the time is right

>>37756946
drink water add some fiber to your food if all else get a stool softner

>>37757579
would you like to see a picture of it?

>>37757660
have done all that, stool softner seems like my last resort. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkEXUFlh_EA

>>37757731
it better be a whopper

>>37757994
big big big whopper

>>37756946
Smoke tobacco.
Also you are full of shit.

>>37756946
SUCKS FOR YOU ANON IM POOPING RIGHT NOW BITCH WEEEE!

>>37758077
this shit joke made me laugh, thank you

>>37758125
omg i'm so jelly i wish i could poop too

>>37756946
Hey anon. If you're able, head down to the store and buy a can of black beans. If you can find a low sodium or organic kind that'd be best. Also get some brown rice OR sweet potatoes. Cook up your potatoes or rice, heat up the beans, throw on some HOT salsa and eat that shit, making sure to chew extra wrll. You'll have a shit of the gods in 8-12 hrs

>>37758432
alright, now i know what im shopping tomorrow morning

>>37756946
if you can't shit you'll vomit it some day just saying
anyway, try colon massage or get some warm water up your anus to flush it out

>>37758621
Enjoy dude