>"uhh anon this party is LIT, but Sammi and I can hardly manage to stand up we're so drunk!! you wanna just go back to my place and chill out and watch a movie?"
>>37756709
kick the faggot in the face leaving him unconcious on the ground and carry m'lady in my arms to get some fuccccccccccccccccc
>>37756709
Sounds like a trap.
Youre gonna be robbed, raped, and have your car and kidney stolen.
Uhhh no that's alright I think I'm gonna go home now. It's been nice talking to you
>>37756790
its a nigger guys call the caps
-weeooweoo-
-fat pig american cop comes crashing trough the wall killing a dozen kids and 5 cats (but who gives a fuck about cats lol)-
says freeze and then shoot the nigger as he turns around because he moved
everyone claps and sucks the cops dick for his bravery.
the end
>>37756826
>yeah, man fuck the police and shit!!1!1
>fucking fascist pigs man I swear
>like why do we need police or laws n stuff???
>>37756790
>tfw qt girl asks me to come home with her after partying and I follow her home and then leave because she's too drunk despite her insisting on me coming in and having fun
The facebook message I woke up to was not nice.
>>37756709
What's the catch? There has to be one.
>>37757219
if youre actually black you dodged a bullet, I know you probably feel regret but a person cannot consent to sex while under the influence. So if anyone found out she fucked a nigger she would accuse you of rape and you'd be in prison