Autism Thread

>ride the bus
>sitting down
>old man enters the bus
>offer him my seat
>says "no, sit down you're probably tired" with an ironic tone
>whyarepeoplesofuckingretarded.gif
>leave the bus
>walk home
Fucking idiot ruined my day.

>Too autistic to buy anything from national socialist Korea other than memory and memory controllers

>>37751415
>Oh and IPS panels

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>dad calls from the pub (hes tipsy)
>anon can you pick me up?
>No
>okay I'll call an uber
>bye

Its 2am now and I'm in bed and I just realised this was a mistake.

I did something pretty Autistic last night. Would not do it again (or at least not post it or mention it).
How bad did I spill my Spaghetti on the floor? I'm the guy OP talked about.
>>37744566

>>37751415
>Buying anything from Kim Fatty the third
Why?

I am not gonna let OP's thread be lost to the archive, so I am bumping this thread

>late for work, father patronises me during poorly timed argument about inane shit he's moaning about which is not interesting or urgent. Get loose of him and go to kitchen in bad mood.
>blow my nose while eating breakfast in a rush before work looking out of window.
>got a bit of mucus in my moustache
>I have to wipe my mouth and beard after eating anyway
>keep on eating and will do deep wipe once afterward therefore saving time
>mother walks in. "Anon you have to wipe your face before you leave the house' you got snot..."
>FUCKING Reeeeeee.gif why I have to justify everything I do to other people?
>mother cries and leaves the room
>solace mother while apologising and end up late for work.

>>37751708
What has no one posted anything r/4chan worthy yet?

>>37751329
>See cute girl I see every week
>Try to say hi how are you
>Say something like hello and how are you at the same time
>Doesnt sound right at all
>See her looking like wtf did you just say

>>37751780
1)Fuck off back to Plebbit
2)What I did was pretty Autistic>>37751492
3)Don't post it on /r/4chan please for the love of God

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>>37751739
>FUCKING Reeeeeee.gif why I have to justify everything I do to other people?

THIS

>>37751830
You're the one bumping this thread so you can get some Reddit gold kiddo :^)

>>37751927
No, I want r*ddit to be destroyed in a wave of nuclear hellfire. I'm bumping this thread because I liked these kinds of threads, not for (you)s.

>>37751392
>wait at bus stop
>stand in front of the timetable
>see man in wheelchair roll towards it
>move away
>man begins whining about how he's unaccepted by society just because he's in a wheelchair
>stunned.jpg
>tell him I would have done it for everyone
>leave

>>37752030
Really this post >>37751830 screams Reddit. Notice the numbering system for the points they're trying to make. Pretty damn Reddit. Not to mention linking to their post for a free you and just to make sure people read it. Pretty damn Reddit and (You) desperate

>>37751803
>helloware you?

>>37752067
I haven't ever mained R*ddit or wished to act like R*ddit. I don't use kek. I am a KHV social outcast. I wish that site would be taken down so we can be left alone. I just thought a numbered list would look better than a greentexted list and I was saying that I acted probably the most Autistic in this thread. I am not (you) hungry and if I was I would LARP as a fembot or add a spoiler image to the post. Plus this is almost redemption for fucking up to me.

>>37752160
yeah something like that but in different language

like your tongue goes all weird and they laugh

>>37752244
I know this feel. I am like this even to my family and shit. I know what I want to say but it comes out so messed up and incommunicable

Who here /assburgers/? How do you feel that you were destined to come on here since birth?