Hello my fellow normies,
I figure there's enough of us here in /r9k/ that we can have our own general.
To post in /normie/ you must:
> Have a car
> Have a job
> Have good hygiene
> Have more than 2 friends
> Not be significantly over/under weight
> Not be a virgin
Now, what are your plans for the weekend my normans?
I just got paid today so I'm going on a weekend getaway with the gf as soon as I get off work.
Good general.
I'm going to the beach with some friends this weekend. I don't really like beaches but this friend of a friend I really want to fuck with is going. Wish me luck!
Your post is bad and you should feel bad. I'm more a Chad than normie and I don't even fulfill your first criteria. The rest are easy.
>not a virgin
>more than 2 friends
>have not so good job but it pays the bills
>host parties sometimes
>spend most of my time alone though due to a combination of lots of homework and laziness
I mean, maybe I'm semi normal but I wouldn't call myself a person. People are better than what I am.
>>37749751
MODERATORS PLEASE BAN THESE POSTERS THANK
>>37749832
> "I'm a Chad"
> Doesn't own a muscle car
Lol yeah right.
Shoo! Back to your orbiting discords, virgin!
Haven't lurked for a while, someone redpill me, is this a bait thread or is this actually the state of this board now?
>>37749844
Well, no joke, us normies have problems too, despite what these robots think.
I'll be honest I was in a really bad rut when I was in college. All that work and no play really gets you down.
Hang in there! When you find a career you like and don't have your free time consumed by schoolwork you'll be a lot happier.
>>37749751
Hi guys,
After work I'm gonna drive to my buddy's house in Grand Rapids, we're gonna pregame with some Mario Kart 8 on Switch and then meet up with the rest of the gang and hit the bars.
>>37749859
Rural Burger detected. Real Chads don't need a car because they don't live in a third world shithole with no public transport.
>>37749932
Niiice.
You got any good drinking games for Mario Kart brah?
>>37749924
Summer classes are seamless suffering, but they're over fast thank god.
I'm going to lunch to a Jewish restaurant on Sunday with my GF and her family for Father's Day. Don't know about Saturday - usually go kayaking, but getting over a cold. Might watch a movie with her or something.
>>37749958
Oh yeah that shit is the worst.
I only did a summer class once, it was Linear Algebra and I failed it anyways.
Way too much to learn in way too little time.
>have more than 2 Twitter follower counts?
>>37749751
Yeah man, totally. I was just making plans with my man Mike to go out and just be ourselves tonight, you know? Anyone know this feel?
>>37749981
Aww that's nice actually.
Have you met her parents before or is it your first time?
>>37750042
GET OUT OF THIS THREAD FUCKING ROBOT REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37750118
We've been together five years, we see her parents a lot - she's pretty close with them. Lately we've been watching the new Twin Peaks with them.
>>37749948
Euros can't be Chads.
Chad is All American.
>>37750129
What About Aussies? Can Australians be Chad though is the real question?
>>37749751
I actually dont have a car. But i meet all the other criteria. Im soon of to an event sponsored by a beer cpmpany so i guess it'll be free beers and al. Later im going to a open air/rave, doing some molly and then go home to mu friend for an afterparty.
>>37750128
Oh that's nice. Good luck to you guys!
And that new Twin Peaks is great isn't it?
Do you guys do theory crafting together too or just watch?
My friends always come up with some pretty far out explanations for stuff, by usually they're way off lol.
>>37750162
Hmm... car culture is pretty big down there isn't it? I guess so.
>>37750187
We don't do a ton of theorizing. It is really good. I watched the original series several years ago, and then introduced it to her early on in our relationship, so it's cool that it came back and is good and we can share it. I've been listening to a Twin Peaks podcast as well, Fire Talk With Me, in which they actually do some theory crafting and also point out things in the episodes that I don't always catch. It's great to see Lynch putting out such quality stuff.
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AND GO BACK TO NORMIEBOOK RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU NOW YOU GODDAMN NORMIE SCUM OUT OUT OUT RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37749751
> Have a car
lol no why should i?
> Have a job
yes, actually a job that is releted to my studies, it's a bit underpaid, but it's fun and you meet many pretty girls.
> Have good hygiene
ofc shower daily and brush my teeth two times a day
> Have more than 2 friends
way more than two
> Not be significantly over/under weight
6' and hits the gym 3 times per week. doesent look bad. great body build.
> Not be a virgin
fucked 19 different girls and currently in a relationship
feels good, but would'nt complain about having more money (money is a bit thight right now). Overall im having a pretty good time
>>37750295
please see:
>>37750119
then kindly fuck off to wizardchan, thank you and god bless
>>37750129
Euros are beyond Chads. Even the most loser Euro is far superior to a Burger Chad.
>>37750175
I also have a company sponsored event starting in about 30 minutes. It will have lots of free food and alcohol. Great way to start the weekend.
>>37750119
Dude like what's your problem man? Lol. I'm just saying I'm planning on picking up some girls by just being myself. It's worked before. What's the problem?
>>37750303
Cars are the ultimate freedom.
You eurocucks will never know amazing the call of the road is. Or how liberating the ability to go anywhere you want, whenever you want, without being on someone else's schedule is.
It's pretty sad.
>>37750445
Euros don't have cars or roads? What? Stupid Burger.
I'm going to be working an inframe all weekend, then flying to California for training. Unless I get off my ass and pound this thing out in 30 hours.
>>37750481
I'm talking to the specific eurocucks here who say they're 'Chads' but don't own a vehicle.
Being a slave to the public transit jew is robot tier living.
>>37750535
What makes you think you need to own a car to be a Chad, you genetically inferior Burger? I have more freedom than you ever will to hit the roads whenever I want however I want. I can get a car anytime I want, without the hassle of owning one.
>>37749751
Normies don't racemix that picture is wrong
>>37749751
I fulfill all these qualities except for the car one. Why would I need to own and maintain one when public transit is readily available?
>>37749751
Tonight I'm going to meet some friends for Mexican food and then we're playing Dungeons and Dragons. And this weekend is my sister-in-laws college graduation, so we'll be going to that and then doing a family dinner thing.
>>37751566
Normies aren't triggered by interracial dating like robots are.
>>37752651
Actual Mexican food or """Mexican""" food.
>>37752793
Actual Mexican. Mexican family owned business.
>>37749948
UBER EVERYWHERE
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Going out to the bar to meet with the usual crew, like most Saturday nights. Nothing too exciting but it will be good to get out for a little while.
>>37749751
I only qualify for two of those things
We need a cyborg general
>>37753266
You gonna dick down any qts?