Femmeboat here http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aRwp9mxBZQ itt we ar

REEEEEEEEEEEE U FEMFAG HOW DARE U INTRUDE UPON THE BETA MALE'S HQ U FUCKING CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HOPE CNN GETS IT FUCKING CUNT SHOT RIGHT U WHORE REEEEEEED GO HOME AND MASTURBATE U DICK

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x4q47nn3CO

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ......hahaha haha haha haha haha. ........hahaha.. you sound like a proper wrong Un! "I'm femmeboat, I'm Female" ...but I take steroids and want to cut my tits off
There's a point where you may be contemplating suicide.. my advice.. do it!

>>37749519
>uhm
>uhm, ok
C U T E

>>37749519
can you speak up you autistic roastie

>>37749519
Can we edate thank u

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KB9qSLnCAV

Heeeeeeeey guys <3 hows it going ^_^

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OuaDpTA2KS

BEEP BEEEP who real fembot here?

>>37749796
>too much cock sucking

god damn I would need a lot of liquor to bang you. like half a handle of rum or something

You must take requests.

Say "I've been a naughty girl, Daddy needs to spank me."

>>37749796
hahah i laughed and your real voice is really cool too. love you already

>>37749847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SrIkiMJIuk

>>37749900
Let's get married then. I don't have much longer.
>>37749830
I am not a gay.

>>37749972
>I am not a gay.
I didn't say you were

>>37749816
wow, a real swedish femmeboat

convincing beeps

>>37749972
Not that I'm dying or something, I'm not. Well not at an accelerated rate. The same pace everyone else is.

>>37749919
12/10
upboat this femmeboat

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14its7GvVRE

>>37749972
are you an oldie or a psychopath? how come that
a guy like you are not married yet

>>37749393
hey guys fembot here pay attention to me and orbit me pls teehee

>>37750016
>swedish
whaaaat how did you know.... do my beeps have a swedish accent?

>>37750081
we're yust messing with jou

>>37749519
what's your mmr baby

>>37750081
I'm from a neighboring country. I've been trained in swede identification based on the most subtle of signs in case of war with sweden, so we can root out of the infiltrators.

>>37750142
>>37750182
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NK0z3WgBzp

in swedish

>>37749727
>>37749746
>>37749770
>>37750169
Guys. Stop paying attention to his fat larper. That is NOT a femmeboat. Light voice = tryhard attentionwhore = fat larper.

Stop ruining my board by orbiting these fat larpers.

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>>37750272
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NK0z3WgBzp
>light voice
faen heller, enda en feit mannlig larper.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iVVxpQ7oMM

inshallah your fat male larping ways will cause your demise.

>>37750350
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BxZrH6VLPA

jag er kille (kille)

>>37750469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LxZdkM11R3

>>37750590
didn't really hear you, but i'm actually 100% a boy haha

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s08P0uS8Vrid

>>37749393
>nickerdick

>>37750709
that shit is old.. post a new one

>>37750709
my fucking sides, i laughed throughout this entire thing pls be my friend

>>37749746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lCMPo3ISSv

>>37750169
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YKLGaego0Y

>>37750709
wtf i also have that beep thing in my house. a very distinctive sound

>>37751137
That's a fire alarm at low battery my dude, fix that shit.

>>37751070
>australian dota
I have a feeling ranked in australia might be miserable as fuck

also probably as many SEA people on AUS servers as peruvians on USE

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y56Yl2nDPW
malebot here kek

>>37749919
fuckin cute/10
amaizng

>>37751070
what are you doing on r9k at this time of the night?

>>37751343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TbL1LvWDjw
i feel like im the blessed one. americans r typically whiteknights who think they r alpha and r just so condescending to play with whereas aus is just jolly aus banter (which can be rly hurtful at times though)

>>37751425
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aRE9suVDb2

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>>37751476
>tfw asian and only experince in aus servers with randoms is
"DO YOU EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH CUNT"
" SPEAK IT PROPERLY YOU FUCKING CHINK"

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>>37751070
>mmr is just a number

>>37751515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BMw4qZ81tV
dw i dont let them get to me too much. i know in my heart that white people cant into video games

>>37751573
1kers always say this

>>37751573
>>37751609
whats a joke my dudes

>>37751513
PLEASE BE MY GF
HOLY FUCK YOU SOUND ADORABLE

>>37751581
do you have autism? no need to answer that in vocaroo.

>>37751609
I know her personally and her mmr is 500

>>37751581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ihrFll4esh
i am a minority reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
give me welfare

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>>37751644
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NF3OuSKVTZ

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How do I respectfully ask my girlfriend if she has issues with intimacy? I'm a virgin myself and can't bring myself towards confronting her about not being more intimate with me. I'd be down with it though, since I haven't had any previous experience so maybe she's just a virgin too or had some bad experiences in the past. How do I go about this?

I'm too shy to talk about this shit with her yet. But my balls explode every time I'm with her so I have to talk about it eventually. We kiss like pecks on the mouth as of now.

I have a strong desire for her but she is kinda reserved, says she has trouble "letting herself go" and is kinda a "person of mind"(don't know how you say it, she's this "think more than feel((asian)) type of girl.

>>37751476
Ah, i've only played a few on aus server and didn't notice anything, but i just imagined the bants of aus players considering how i just assume they're the biggest shitposters.

Yeah peruvians are a problem on use, so are chinese, but you don't really see chinese in ranked as well for some reason.

I had one friend from australia try to play on USE, but the 1 game we played there was a 2 stack from SEA that were yelling in voice the entire game about lag, and they were convinced they were on SEA server even though they were on US. He just raged after that game because he couldn't escape the pinoys.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SEx1acImjP
a-am i a good female RPer, guys?

>>37751690
LMAO STOP! but i rly wonder if my voice is that recognisable

>>37749393

sounds like you just found that Audacity free software can change the pitch of your voice

>>37751742
>when you're trying to watch anime and this bitch gotta advertise sony or some shit because it provided the music

>>37749519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pUc8d1xlMG

>>37751738
whats wrong w chinese? they dont say anything and usually play carry whats the problem

>>37751795

stopped after the dude said the first word ("gay")

>>37751775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jMpWLUWBo7

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RwYoK6HKVT

i have nothing worthwhile to contribute but retarded voices are fun

>>37751868
what the fuck, this is awesome.

I'd happily contribute with my voice, but I don't want the Jewocaroo database monetize upon my voice message

>>37751807
Idk if you've ever experienced it, but on USE there a phenomenon known as "china queue", where you and maybe 1 or 2 friends will get into a game, and literally everyone else in the game is chinese.

>usually play carry
well that's a problem in its own cause they all love to play a farmer, but also for some reason really love to try really random hero lineups/item builds/lane/etc and end up throwing a lot of the time because of it.

Recently, about every other game has been a china queue game, so i've played with hundreds of these dudes, and i can't remember when any of them have communicated at all either.

It's really an odd occurance, consider that a lot of these people on dotabuff have a ton of games also in china, so i assume they're some rich chinese uni students or something. They're not terrible or anything, they usually don't yell and spaz out like peruvians do, but there is something specially terrible about china queue games.

>>37751868
that was great anon oribinal

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HF4PpP3eSM

>>37751690
is she a qt irl?

>>37751932
is ur voice that good

>>37751854
LEMME WATCH MY ANIME AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GOTTA GO THROUGH ONE MORE LOUD AS FUCK FUNIMATION INTRO IM GONNA FLIP

>>37751868
u should be an voice actor LOL

>>37751691
I instantly knew you were asian.

>>37751868
fkin gr8. I love you.

>>37751965

I can do a flawless Yogi bear's voice

I really wanna but I have no idea what to say!

>>37751949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1APnJLvPg5l

>>37752032

just answer the question: "are traps gay?" like you do in /pol/

>>37752076
I.. don't understand what this means?? I don't go to /pol/

>>37752083
say "I want a cute discord bf" >>37751795

>>37752073
sounds quite feminine, but something tells me you were born with a wiener

>>37752083
then just figure out a question which will trigger a 30-seconds answer from you, for example: "niggers gonna nignog"

>>37752083
just answer the fucking question..

>>37752108
Okay I preferred this to anything else:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12nhsb8JE1n

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>>37752118
just another sound editor user.
I love Audacity. I always use it to create fake voice messages

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>>37751977
What're you even trying to say?
That's the whole point, I'm being called a chink for even speaking in comms.

>>37752136
arrrgh, 190+lbs girl detected!

>>37752136
>hella gross
>hella
fuck you cunt

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oZvLx8PzxL

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>>37752161
he just tuned too much the Audacity sound editor

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sBfFUKcVSB

fat male larper here

>>37752168
I'm from the PNW, I'm sorry. I can't help it

>>37752073
Eh, i wouldn't call it racism, closer to stereotyping. If someone was asian-american I wouldn't be able to tell. It's just people with just chinese character names and refuse to speak english. I wouldn't mind one or two, but dota has this weird logicality to it that some how puts 10 people together and 9 people are chinese or peruvian and then you're the sole english speaker. Even if you only have english selected. I'm sure you've witnessed games where one game you'll play nearly everyone is australian, and then the next you get into a game with 9 pinoys

It's definitely not a coincidence, I just wanna know WHY

>>37752175
Suzie from Genshiken, actually from a male faggot playing with a sound editor

>>37752180
Faglord from Gayland

>>37752136
you sound like this high leveled cunty attention whore i knew on steam, fuck off you dumb woman

>>37752206
because putang ina

>>37752227
What do you mean high levelled?? Like her steam level was high?

>>37752253
lvl 470

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>>37752213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TAhY0m8HLP

>>37752262
Holy fucking shit how do you even do that. My steam level is 20 and my account is like, literally 13 years old at this point

>>37752287
you do that by either being retarded with money to waste on pixels or by being mentally ill with something that makes you feel better when wasting money on pixels i stopped at 127

>>37752206
i just get uncomfortable when no one talks or pings. but when they ping too much or talk too much i get annoyed and mute. i play a lot with one chinese friend and it honestly makes me sad that we cant rly talk to each other. i wonder if i just played in a china server for a while i would be able to learn mandarin at a faster pace

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>>37752337
Okay I was wrong, its 12 years, but it'll be 13 soon!! I'm sorry my voice makes you think of someone bad though?

>>37752348
>i wonder if i just played in a china server for a while i would be able to learn mandarin at a faster pace

Like most dota communities, you probably don't need to know much to get by. I can basically understand peruvians by now because the amount of things they say is... pretty limited...

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>>37752262
lemme guess. this?

>>37752337
>you do that by either being retarded with money to waste on pixels
But it's not for pixels, is it? I have spent about 40 USD on my steam account to get it to level 81... and I have easily made back double that in booster packs.

>>37752419
Does level actually fucking do *anything* other than attaching a larger number to your profile?

>>37752451
I guess if you were a trader you would get better rates as people would trust you more. And your profile looks a e s t h e t I c

>>37752384
LMAOO peruvians seem so funny in a cute weird way. like dudes from third world countries are so funny. lots of fillipinos and indian men are so autistic and cringe. wouldnt it be funny if u tried to infiltrate and pretended u were peruvian

>>37752474
Jesus christ fuck that though

I masturbated to some of these audios.

>>37752483
I can't imagine playing as a peruvian. I'm not sure why they actually play on USE either, considering they have their own server and they must have at least 120 ping with decent internet, probably more. The only hint i have at why peruvians play on USE is from some random brazillian dude in some game years ago (when there were no peruvians to be heard of, but tons of br's instead) was the reason that so many didn't play on the BR servers, is that even BR's didn't want to play with BR's.

So i can't really imagine how god awful the peruvian server would be, if the peruvians we are getting are the ones that are trying to get away from them.

That's actually nightmare inducing

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>>37752397
yeah that's it, slept with her on skype while she was talking to me about her orbiters

>>37752368
woa what a nice femanon, it okay!!! ::333

>>37752419
well you did it to try and make money off of the booster cards i guess, but others dont think of it and just want a high level to make their profile aesthetic and to seem popular

>>37752451
>Does level actually fucking do *anything* other than attaching a larger number to your profile?
Yes. Read the FAQ.

https://steamcommunity.com/tradingcards/faq/

More steam levels = more booster packs = more free money to buy games on steam

It's an investment. I also buy every game on Steam that costs a few cents and has trading cards. I can easily make my money back, and I get the booster packs.

I have literally not spent a penny on Steam in years, because I make about a dollar a day on Steam just from the trading cards.

>>37751960
Yes organic oregano

>>37752607
>well you did it to try and make money off of the booster cards i guess, but others dont think of it and just want a high level to make their profile aesthetic and to seem popular
The intent doesn't really matter.

These guys with 6000 steam games and steam levels of 1000 EASILY make 10 dollars a day on booster packs.

>>37752483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0igjWMzTOSV

Am I really the only girl on /r9k/?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DFGTBQoXtN

>>37752609
God I don't have the attention span or the wherewithal to 'invest' in fuckin steam cards, my dude. Interesting though!

>>37752661
that fucking voice makes me want to immediately choke you on my dick

>>37752661
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DFGTBQoXtN

cutest girl in the thread desu, you have a discord?

>>37752624
sorry, but not gonna fall for this.

>>37752582
i love the concept of containment servers. its funny for the rest of us but maybe a lil disheartening for actually good peruvian players? where did the brazilions go?

>>37752679
It's really easy. A few years back I literally spent a weekend buying trading cards and crafting badges. I've been making money ever since then.

It's very little effort for quite a good return.

If Valve stopped banning people for no reason, I would probably spend a few hundred dollars on more Steam levels.

>>37752718
>>37752728
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Aype3rhy0u
Chad#3441 ;^)

>>37752814
snacks#3749

>>37752814
say
kikes and jews all over my news

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HdrY5DO87G

>>37752857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0atTRqvAFlU

>>37752900
qt accent, british or something?

>>37749393
Fuck off roastie. Go get raped by a dindu

>>37752948
yeah, i didnt think it was that obvious lol

>>37749796
>>37749972

Fuck, I laughed more than I should have. Please do another voice thingy as Emily, I found it really entertaining

>>37752967
i'd know as i tried forming one myself but any brits i talked to could tell it's fake, americans dont seem to be able to tell the difference though

>>37753078
could i hear your attempt at a british accent pls desu

>>37753136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05wYUqbBVF4

>>37753181
what a truly wonderful rendition of at all that 'british shit' 10/10

>>37753136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vavj4YoC6B

>>37753353
that was a shite attempt

>>37753442
should've mentioned i'm settled for months on an american accent now instead of trying to force out the fake brit so it probably won't sound good at all

>>37753508
if you dont mind me asking, why did you try to put on a fake accent?

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>>37749919
You sound like Solid Snake in a very original way

>>37753534
thought it would be pretty neat if i had an accent like that, plus saw some movies where the badass character was using one, which sparked whatever autism i had; thought i was doing a pretty great job because americans i was talking to said it sounds genuine even thought i knew i was practically forcing it but i enjoyed the praise

because of forcing it so much instead of talking in my normal accent, it stuck to me until these few brits completely crushed me, then i figured out i sound like an idiot and that i'll stop acting like a child who thinks it's cool to have a ''badass'' accent so i went back to my normal one wew that was a bit long

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Femmboats can you take a pic like this?

Doesn't need to be nude

I need it for research

>>37753678
hmm, i kinda went through a phase like that a few years back where i tried to speak with a slight french accent but after a few awkward experiences explaining that i'm not actually french, i decided to stop.

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>>37750709
>honk these honking honkers

>>37753803
not entirely your fault, french accents are already hard enough to get right for someone with a strong or heavy accent, especially since you have all those throat sounds and slight nasal talks that need to be mastered

>>37754058
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XqstBlVMrT

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>>37753745
what is the point of this measurement

>>37754319
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pNYTrpmjyT

>>37754576
your loss then lol

>>37754645
i will be sure to mourn that loss thanks mate

>>37754576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cUyHqOxysT

>>37754736
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eyvfCOW8Bx

>>37754855
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n3LXye8gJx

>>37755100
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iIvJq9VShC

>>37755100
also http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u5z1qj45Ht

>>37753551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZRZZy60ozb

>>37755240
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Usqf8g9so0

>>37755344
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DvPrHNz3bN

>>37755448
Anon can you say "I got some vodka from Dimitri, my comrades"?

>>37749796
Emily I love you please send me your contact information bby pls

>>37755738
do you want me to say it in my normal voice?
also, why?

>>37755801
Yes and because you sound russian

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>>37755831
okay then lol

look at the length ayy lmao
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AxQi6iULyo

>>37755831
here ya go sorry if it was bad http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zFk8oh3zMa

>>37752751
Whoops, didn't notice a reply.

Yeah it would be sort of sad for the better peruvian players, but I think a lot of them play on their own servers anyways because they prefer not to play with bad ping. I'm not sure how the ones with very high mmr manage though.

As for the brazillians, i don't know, i think the common theory is that the routing got very bad so the ping is unbearable not on the BR servers. Although, my theory is the BR dota players all got deported to peru. Because it's odd that all the BR player disappeared as soon as peruvians popped up out of nowhere. Or maybe.... they're all pretending to be peruvian so everyone hates peru and stops hating brazil.

>>37751476
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TbL1LvWDjw
you're cute. what's your discord?

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>>37749393
>"fembot"
could u please stop being gay?

>>37757166
could you please stop being a fat wannabe roastie larper with a light voice?

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>>37757516
2 bad that i m a male with a deep voice

>>37758008
>male
>deep voice
no. only femmeboat have deep voices, friendo. you're a femmeboat.

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>>37749393
I'm the vidyia anon from one of the previous vocaroo threads.
Here's another potential message in a potential game about the Cold War.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07hgVSbV0Ln

Shit gets worse and worse every time i try.