Why are you a robot? What physical attributes or life experiences

>>37735245
>Why are you a robot?

Because I do nothing but jerk off and watch anime all day

>>37735267
but why anon?

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Because I want to take pride in things I'm not.

>>37735245
>Why are you a robot?

I'm not, I just come here when I need an ego boost. It works every time.

>>37735245
>Why are you a robot?
Because I am dysfunctional. Long story short- met a girl, fucked up, did all the beta procedures and became a laughing stock. No more, social interactions are not for me.

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>>37735245
I'm not, I come here to laugh at you and give fake advice.
I mainly post on lit, as I have finished a bachelors in english literature and philosophy, and am on my way to becoming an academic.
I have a long term girlfriend, whose family loves me, she was virginal when I met her and we intend to marry.
I take a strong dose of lsd a few times a year, and as a result have cured any anxiety and depression, this is helped by my daily bicycle rides.
I guess I may simply like to examine just how low human life can go, just so I am aware of what could happen.

>>37735581
>I have finished a bachelors in english literature
So you are a useless faggot. Congratulations.

>>37735245
I don't really know, I don't seem to have any social deficiency, nobody ever wondered if I was autistic. But as I have gotten older it became more and more apparent how the difference between me and my peers was increasing, people picking things up faster than me, having more friends, having a social intuition that I've lacked.

At this point my plan is to try and develop a monk-like outlook where I can stop seeing the value in the things normal people have because its become obvious I can never have them.

>>37735483
how bad could that have been that one experience ruined you?

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>>37735245
Too lazy to list all the feats.

>Is there any way out without suicide?

Yes, just sit it out.
One way or the other, we will all die eventually anyways.

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>>37735581
>English major
>takes lsd
>laugh at less successful people on interwebz

You have become the robot you laugh at

A combination of drug abuse and maladaptive daydreaming.

>>37735245
I was taken out of gradeschool to be homeschooled and was essentially raised by two bipolar people.

No. There is no way out. I've been NEET since I was 11. I'm 25 now. I'm too pussy to suicide so I will probably just go homeless after my mother dies. Or maybe I will actually work up the courage before then to end it.

>>37735860
No, it didn't ruin me. That was only a turning point.
After that I started to understand what's wrong with me. What can I do and what can't I do. What a women expects from a partner and what can I deliver. What good can I bring in another persons life. I have accepted the way of life I have and things I have to do to fulfill my duty as a member of this society. And that's not having a family.
>To sum up how fucked I am -
Three weeks ago my father gave me the talk about seeing a doctor and getting something to help me chill out. Because I almost stopped another driver on the road to beat him up for bad driving.

>>37735245
didn't go outside as much as a kid, never really learned to properly socialize, i don't like people, i find women unattractive, i find men unattractive, i don't like anything, i'm always tired, i'm skinnyfat, i always fail (always)

i think those are the main reasons. i may be ugly, but i'm not sure, never asked anyone's opinion and i think i look ok myself