>be me >18 year old virgin >At a festival >Very

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>be me
>18 year old virgin
>At a festival
>Very drunk
>On my way home
>Meet a girl I really like
>We chat for a while
>She kisses me
>Panic.jpg
>Should we go back to your place or mine?
>We decide to go to my place
>Get on a bus to go home
>No one's on the bus so we sit down and start making out
>After making out I look up and my parents sit in the seats opposite us
>My aunt and uncle in the seats next to us
>FML.gif
>She takes my phone and puts it into her bra
> I think nothing of it and ask her if she's trying to rob me
>10 minutes later she really has to pee and jumps out of the bus to pee
>Takes one step out of the bus and pees on the sidewalk.
>Bus driver says fuck this and drives away
>I suddenly realize that she has my phone
>Jump out of the bus at the next stop and run to the place where she left the bus
>Can't find her
>Take the long walk of Shame home
mfw when I lost my phone and kept my virginity