>Order girl clothes from amazon >2 day shipping so I can

It's a federal crime to open someone else's mail. Why are you worried.

Say you've got a girlfriend and you bought clothes for her

>>37734827
the package will be obviously shaped
>>37734840
i couldnt keep that lie up forever! t-theyd want to meet her

>>37734840
They'll lash me with whips for having a girlfriend. I'm a muslim you know.

Always expect things to come later than announced.

Time to come out to your parents.

that's why you don't do 2-day express shipping, they will deliver it at 8pm if they need to

the slower methods will deliver at normal times

>>37734859
Tell them after a week that she cheated on you and you were blind to her fakeness. Also, get your head fixed up. You will never be happy like that. No matter how many sex changes you get or whatever you do

they like dropping it after sundown because packages are harder to steal when you can't see them in the dark, so if it hasn't come by sunset, then yeah.

also, it could come the next day. they also could mark it as delivered, but it not come til the next day.

>>37734887
but i ordered other items that arrived on time just please come tomorrow not later today plus i dont think USPS comes down here after they deliver
>>37734896
i wont do sex changes, it's just comfy
>>37734945
i really hope it comes tomorrow when i can intercept it... weekend will be a death sentence

>>37734965
The guy saying sex changes won't work is lying. I'm 30 and I would give anything to go back in time to tell myself to go in hrt and get a sex change.
You'll regret it if you don.t

>>37735017
i dont want to be a girl i just like the clothes

Amazon uses plain packaging. What are you worried about. Just tell them it was underwear or something.

>>37735157
show us the clothes

>>37735157
Why wouldn't you want to be a girl?
You bought those girly clothes. You do want to be a girl. It's okay. There's nothing gay about it. It's just the reality of today's world. Some people are supposed to be girls but weren't born as them.

>>37735332
just shut up
fucking tranny shilling

just because you like/want to wear girls clothes doesn't mean you want to be a girl desu

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>>37735241
Here's what I ordered, the other ones came but the ones on top did not
>>37735332
being a tranny is shit
>>37735401
precisely

>>37735472
>lush personnal lubricant water based sex lube 8.5oz
you may not be a tranny, but you r fucking gay

>>37735585
i have heard prostate shit was nice, so i was going to try that

>>37735601
the sailor uniform is cute but the finger glove thingy is retarded

>>37735661
probably, i wasn't sure what to get and i was wondering how comfy they were. fuck i hope that maid outfit doesn't show up when mummy is home

>>37735472
Those arent real girl clothes, those are dress up clothes.

>>37735712
everytime I crossdressed I felt really ashamed and just stopped halfway throught. Is that your first time doing it ? You might not like it.

>>37735472
>lube
Lewd.

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>>37735472
>being a tranny is shit
you are shit and your brain is shit.
Neck yourself you piece of trash.
You want to pretend to be a girl you gay ass homosexual shit

>>37735363
I'm only making sense of the sexually free society that normalfags like chads and stacies have created

>>37735401
>just because you wear the swastika doesn't mean you're a nazi

>>37735756
Not OP, but once I came on my face and my entire body felt physically ashamed for a month.
Naturally I attempted to do it again a few weeks ago

>>37735831
I'm not taking that bait
here have a (You)

>>37735017
Iktf I'm 24 and I would give anything to go back in time and start HRT.

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>>37735843
i like the apperance of nazi outfits but i don t share the same political views, therefor i m not nazi.

>>37734807
If they see it claim you ordered vidya games and there was a mixup.

>>37735831
>(Cad society)
what did he mean by this?

>>37735752
i'm not trying to be a real girl simply wear cute anime shit clothes
>>37735756
not my first
>>37735790
never used it before
>>37735930
i considered that but why would amazon screw up?

>>37735992
please reconsider taking HRT

>>37735992
>why would amazon screw up
>implying companies don't have minor fuckups every day

>>37736010
not going to ruin my mental state any worse to be a "girl"
>>37736011
i dont think they'd believe it, i'm just praying it comes tomorrow not tonight

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>>37736064
>ruin my mental state any worse
it's only being ruined if you think it's being ruined.
Why are you letting /pol/ tell you what to think?
Even Islam says traps and trannies aren't gay

>>37736010
please kys. being a tranny is fucking awful. don't push that shit on someone who doesn't want it

Keep us posted op, i want to see how this goes

i went through the exact same problem once

>>37736098
holy shit shut the fuck up
I hate you

>>37734807
this is why you order fagy shit and legit shit at the same time.
>you got a couple boxes here son watcha git?
>just some computer parts and shit (show some comp shit)

>>37736127
h-how did it turn out, i really just want to keep this under the rug and move out someday

>>37736064
At least it sounds like you know what you want to be.
>tfw still don't know if I really want to be a trap/tranny ever since I realized I may have been repressing since high school or earlier.

>>37736133
why do you hate me?
I love you and I'm trying to help you

>>37736157
dont do it anon i have seen far too many take HRT and spiral downwards. not worth the look or aesthetic. keep lean and youll look decent

>>37734807
>having parents that open your mail
fuck that

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>>37736157
I think you should force an ultimatum on yourself to realize what you really want

>>37736181
nice lie faggot

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>>37736141
my parents ended up getting home. im a faggot who builds gundam and browses /m/ so i just said it was one of those. it came in a box for me so it was an easy lie

i moved out and now im a faggot tranny

>>37736196
there is no doubt that it negatively affects your mental state along with your ability to perform. it will make you a worse off person mentally every time quit shilling hrt

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>>37735472
>>37735472
At least you have a cute taste, anon.

>>37736181
>>37736196
My main hangup is that I think I may still want to have kids some day. Traps don't get kids and I don't like the idea of raising an adopted kid.

Also I'm sure I would end up looking like a hon.

>>37734859
How will the package be obviously shaped? I've ordered clothes from Amazon before. They just come in plastic bags.

>>37736253
ask the doctor about saving your semen samples for future use so you can have kids.

>>37736235
>there is no doubt that it negatively affects your mental state along with your ability to perform. it will make you a worse off person mentally every time quit shilling hrt

It simply turns you more feminine. How is it supposed to reduce your IQ and shit?
I think /pol/ is the right board for you

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>>37736253
>I'm sure I would end up looking like a hon.
this feel, I know it well.

>>37736305
hormones make you mentally unstable being injected into you
>>37736299
it will be a plastic bag that pretty much only clothes ship in, and i wouldn't order clothes ever

>>37735332
>There's nothing gay about it.
AHAHAHA
The delusion of you faggots

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Since people here seem to be shilling hrt.
I've been on hrt for two months now and I wonder if it's taking things too far.
People tell me I look cute but being a good looking twink doesn't mean i'll able to be a femboy or a trap, I probably won't.
I'm also scared of male aging though and I'm scared I would hit a wall soon so hrt is one way to prevent that. Atleast I won't age that bad.
I just want to make myself more desirable to guys. ;__;

>>37736357
How is the Czech Republic treating you?

>>37736305
cuteboys > trannies
Fuck hrt

>>37736357
>but being a good looking twink doesn't mean i'll able to be a femboy or a trap
that's exactly what it means idiot.
You'll be able to pass

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>>37736392
>tfw been compromised
I'm okay, anon, thank you for asking. Just feeling a bit down today due to stuff.
>>37736423
Don't give me false hope, there is a lot wrong with my looks.

>>37736488
if you're a twink, you can become a trap.
Just starve yourself and get curves

>>37736488
I'm sure you're so cute that you'll make straight people like me cum in seconds of being naked

>>37735472
Anon those clothes are a goddamn joke and you should feel bad you fucking closet tranny.

>>37736488
bost
bic
blease

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>>37736570
>straight people like me

>tfw unable to come out to family as a girl

>not even sure I want to

Fuck me, right?

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>>37736521
I'm already starved enough at 123 lbs. It's rather the more subtle things but they add up. Also well, I do have a bit effeminate face but not enough. I don't necessarily need to pass, I just want to be a effeminate and cute looking so maybe hrt is the way to go but... at times I lose motivation.
>>37736570
I wish so.
>>37736600
Posting lewds is wrong and I'm not sure I want to post my face either.

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>>37736700
>I'm already starved enough at 123 lbs.
that's nothing haha. I'm 105 lbs and I'm not even trying. Try harder.

>It's rather the more subtle things but they add up. Also well, I do have a bit effeminate face but not enough. I don't necessarily need to pass, I just want to be a effeminate and cute looking so maybe hrt is the way to go but... at times I lose motivation.
Don't worry. The longer you are on HRT the better. At least you're in your early twenties right?
Just focus on your looks. The world is filled with people that could find you cute.
Good job no posting lewds. It is wrong

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>>37736762
>I'm 105 lbs and I'm not even trying.
You are probably shorter than me though.
>tfw 5'9

>>37736686
>>tfw unable to come out to family as a girl
coming out to your family would be hard. I know my family would disown me so I can't do it.
I don't know if I want to either. My only problem is my face though.

>>37736812
true. I am 5'6.

>>37736855
I could pass with long hair on hormones I'd be attractive.

I could never tell my family though. Just couldn't. Could not.

>>37736885
you have to weigh the consequences. Would you pick this or your family?

>>37736357
>tfw no bf to give me a sweet kiss on the cheek before going off to fight the Saracens and take the holy lands.
Why even live?

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>>37736945
iktf. I need this.

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>new trap friend doesn't respond to my messages very quickly
Must have been something I said.
God. I'm going to be ignored and alone forever

>>37735332
Nani the fuck are you talking about?
You sound as mentally ill as people who want to be women

So new update from OP: Turns out mummy is leaving right when she gets home as is daddy

Hopefully they will be gone long enough for the package to either arrive or not, I can intercept tomorrow

Feel very relieved

>>37737722
to avoid this frustration in the future practice getting pretty and seduce Daddy, once you have dirt on him you can get him to not only run interference but buy you more nice things to wear.

>>37737722
take HRT like I said so you can do this>>37737829

>>37735863
Same, what a waste