>ywn be asexual >ywn know what it's like not to be

Just jack off to hentai and you'll be asexual in no time my friendo

I never gave a fuck about sex, I always wanted just to kiss, cuddle and lie in bed with someone

>>37727399
Unironically and unoriginally this
It's kinda nice desu

>>37727372

I wish I could. Hell, I wish I could be gay. Dealing with women is awful. Being forced to deal with women by my own biology is just torture.

Trust me. You're better off never experiencing it. Nothing good comes out of it. As a matter of fact, I wish I was like you

>>37728026
Sex or asexuality?

>>37728026
Apart from peer pressure do you have any problems to share?

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>tfw have never actually masturbated once in my life
>tfw have at best just touched my dick a few times
>only experience nocturnal emissions regards to "cumming"
Sometimes it's nice to be raised in a Christian household, in a town with mainly elderly people. All I want is cuddling and to hold hands while staring at the sunset tbqh.

>>37728193
I'm not that anon, but I'm asex and aside from peer pressure and awkward conversations or situations, I haven't really had any major problems that I can think of right now.

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>>37727372
Oh but I am asexual and it sucks. I never had the urge to mate/sex/etc. BUT what I do have is that depressing feeling that I will never be normal even if I wanted to. I can't get into a relationship (to appear normal) because I can't provide the sex my gf/wife would want.
Worst thing about it is that where I live, you're expected to get married otherwise everyone will assume you're a fag

>tfw you can't open up to anyone about this because no one will ever believe a male can be asexual because "le men so horny think with benis" meme

I think nofap can actually help with this, you might have felt that the worst thing for your hunger is eating little but not enough. Needs are formed by habits and not the other way around.

>>37728242
So I guess being a gay man is the real god mode.

>ywn be a gay man

How can I force myself to be into guys?

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>>37727399
>tfw now that i know the true vile nature of women i cant feel aroused by them because i know they just want to make my life a living hell
Being a paranoid lunatic helps too

>>37727372
No, it's a retarded mental deficiency

>>37727372
take the iron pill.
You become not apathetic about these things but you mind them less because you know exactly whats going on with everything at once

>>37727399
Kotoba to your okaa-san

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>>37727460
fucking this
>you have been muted for 2 seconds because of /r9k/'s butthurt

>>37728230
I found my thread. The thread where for once I don't feel abnormal. I don't get masturbation. I don't understand where one gets the urge to touch that part of the body. Sure, I look at porn, but why can someone not simply look at the pornographic images and be happy?

>>37728230
>tfw have at best just touched my dick a few times
I never touch my weiner when I pee, is this weird?

>>37728712
what kind of god are you

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>>37728634
No clue, I literally am completely satisfied simply by watching a porn video/reading a hentai. I get hard but that's about it, then shut it down after finishing said porn/hentai. When I first mentioned "I don't jack off" to a steam friend he was like "What? I refuse to believe that"

>>37728712
I've tried it a few times, it's out of the ordinary, yes, but kind of amusing.

>>37728731
I just pull my pants down and use the stall, desu I'm not as God-tier as the guy in the airport I saw today. He was using a urinal and had his pants all the way to his knees, I was astounded, he was like 30 or 40 judging from his bum. He had balls though, real balls.

I try to jerk off through my pants and wash them, although I've been trying to quit porn.

>>37728777
Exactly the same predicament. Watch some porn, get erection, let it calm itself down afterwards. Trust me, nobody believes that type of stuff.

>>37728712
Who touches themselves when they pee? That sounds heavily uncomfortable, a rough hand with bumps and bruises rubbing against a sensitive part. You just aim.

>>37727372
>2
I'm like 75% asexual. Basically it's
>single no desire to have sex, at all. Fap maybe once a month or so
>in a relationship, want to fug like all the time, fap more, but not more than like once a week.
If there's no emotional connection I have literally 0 interest.