Hey femanon, wanna have a sleepover?

>>37718901

>can't decide between them

I'll just take them all

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>>37718938

>Ywn get triple teamed by huge chads

>>37718938
far left is the objective best you stupid faggot

i unironically hate how muscular bodies look. none of these guys are attractive to me.

>>37718971
based dyke

>>37718971
This. My dream guy is slightly above average and a bit chubby.

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>>37718971

So you like fatties eh *jiggles*

>>37718971
Same with my girlfriend. I'm between skinny and ottermode and she loves it.

>>37719088
good taste. chubby guys are the best.
>>37719102
yes actually

>>37719137
>yes actually
cum on my tits

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NOOT ,NOOOT

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>>37718901
f-femanon? but... i'm a guy. c-can i still attend this sleepover?

>>37718971
Are you a fembot or a trap?

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>In the lineup of Stacies you're just a rebecca

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>>37719088
>>37718971
>>37719137

Woah ladies, ladies. There's enough to go around.

>>37718971
>i unironically hate how muscular bodies look
People on 4chan are fucking retarded and ugly as shit. It's no wonder that you guys are social outcasts that no one likes. Fucking kill yourself you stupid piece of shit

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>>37718971
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>>37719137
>women like fat dudes, not muscular dudes
Obese women aren't women.

>>37719156
i don't have a penis
>>37719195
>having preferences makes you retarded

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>>37718971
>>37719088
>>37719137

Can someone please explain this? Is this a planned psycop for women to throw men off again??

If you have a body like that but still an ugly face I am not going to be attracted to you

fembot here

i want to get tripled teamed by these 3 chads and have their babies

I dont care if they leave me after I just want their genes and money

>>37719195
Jesus christ why so angry...
Chill man, just a 4chan thread

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>>37719254

And what exactly is an attractive face on a man?

There are no girls in this thread.
This is not original

>>37719232
i'm being genuine. i've always preferred chubby guys. they just seem so cuddly and i love that.

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>>37719288
long beards are fucking disgusting

>>37719279
Femanon here
Stop debasing women by pointing out their primal urges. Women are more than just a hole, you need to make these men work for it. Stop making us look bad

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>>37719279
>>37719254
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>>37718955

None of these are females. They must be fat redditors trying to trick robots.

>>37719232
Why would i want a narcissistic guy with a hard body when i could have a nice, chubby (not obese, that would make me sad seeing him slowly kill himself), cudley one.

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>>37719318

Describe your last bf.

>>37719330

Pic related?

>>37719382

You too. >>37719389

Describe your last bf's physical traits.

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>>37719389
I don't think it is possible to look better than sean o'pry

>>37719330

I have to disagree with this femanon. I think you really need to try having a man with a beard 'go to work on you'

fembot here

i want all of them to finish inside of my ears idc if I go deaf it'll be worth it they're so fucking hot
no but I'm actually a guy. see how easy it is to "be a fembot"?

>>37719389
i've never had a bf, but a pattern in the guys i find attractive is chubby with facial hair and glasses.

>>37718959
There's no "far left" if there's only one left you stupid porch monkey

>>37719409
5'7" (I'm 5'8"), 175lbs, big arms with lots of muscle under, nice chubby tummy (not saggy but it would take quite some work to get it flat)

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>>37719427

Those long dark eyebrows. I think I understand that. Plus is it the dark hair but light eyes?

>>37718971
Same this is just not an attractive body to me.
Don't want a fat guy but if he was 10-20 lbs overweight, a little underweight or just an average non-muscular body I think those are the most attractive t b h

Also don't want a guy who is super into sports and the gym. Which obviously these guys are.

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>>37719330

>long beards are fucking disgusting

What about this guy? He's a real life Chad

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>>37719161
>>In the lineup of Stacies you're just a rebecca
That's deep

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>>37719457

I found you a man.

Femanon here

I would definitely have a sleepover with these three

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>>37718971
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>>37719490

Can all these 'femanons' timestamp to support their opinions? Otherwise it's just fat r*dditors saying fat guys are attractive.

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>>37719382

So are you my girlfriend now?

Middle man is obviously the cutest.

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>tfw you will never have a foursome with chad and his less attractive friends

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Still no timestamps. Ha. Nice try fatties.

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femanon here
>tfw orbitors everywhere
>they gift me with resumes and try to deem why they're worthy
>orbitors get cucked by the teddybears they give me
>furiously masturbate using my offerings
>tfw i feel like a goddess
i know it's fucked up!! but good times *blushu*

>Every time this picture is posted people shit on the guy with the long hair on the right
>He's the most attractive to me
>I'm a straight guy

He just has the nicest fast proportions and his long hair makes him look fun. He is also a bit less muscled than the others. I think they're all a bit too skinny/fatless, but he's definitely the most attractive.

>>37719949
If he'd just work his chest a bit more he'd be fine. The twins are also objectively hotter and also aren't manlets

I have a dad bod fetish gotta have chest hair

>>37719949
Tfw you look like an effeminate version of bRad in the left

>>37719981
>Objectively hotter
>Disgusting inbred-looking Britfaces with goofy teeth, big lips, no facial hair and awful haircuts

>>37719988
Both the taller guys look kind of effeminate to me. They have the look of a pair of teenage boys with weirdly muscular bodies.

>>37719566
isnt he a manlet? i swear he's like 5'8

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>>37718901
>wears socks outside
>wears shoes inside

Why are americans so retarded lads?

>>37720049

Yeah. So is Zac Efron. But they're both still Chads. I think you're only a manlet if you're shorter than the girl desu. The 6'4 meme is for the most vapid instagram whores.

>>37718901
They look weird. It's like their bodies were made of plastic

>>37718901
No Chad not today I have a date with my robot bf

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>>37720085
>So is Zac Efron. But they're both still Chads
Yeah that's because Zac Efron doesn't look short in movies because of fancy camerawork.

>I think you're only a manlet if you're shorter than the girl desu. The 6'4 meme is for the most vapid instagram whores.
You sound like a manlet.

>>37720104
That's probably because they have basically no body fat and lots of makeup on their bodies.

>>37720145

I'm 5'10 so manlet. But you still can't tell me Taylor and Zac aren't swimming in bitches despite their height.

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Women actually unironically prefer hairy chests, no matter how muscular.

Pic related, mine

>>37720180
>But you still can't tell me Taylor and Zac aren't swimming in bitches despite their height.
Yeah... but that's because of fame and money.

Unfortunately, short men aren't taken seriously. They're like fat women.

>>37720225
not gay, but I'd snuggle with that desu

>>37720225
this looks horrifying

origiado

>>37718901
What is that thing going on between their crotch and legs? It really throws me off. Far left has a pretty face though.

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>>37719149
No you can't you faggot NINGEN

>>37718901
>letting men into your house on the premise of a "sleepover"

yeah no thanks. have fun getting gang raped.

>>37720348
The Adonis belt/"v-line"? Chicks REALLY fucking love that nowadays, making a point of it whenever they can. Lose weight and do core exercises and they show up pretty fast, but they're basically abs 2.0 for women. Something worth noting about women is that they only like muscles and fashions they are told to like, they never develop their own sense of value for things. Nobody used to ever talk about "v-lines" or "thigh gaps" until recently.

>>37719429
Ask me how I know you're fat.

Why are their pelvises all retarded

>>37719490
This describes me except I'm an inch taller and 10lbs heavier.

>>37720459
That's almost understandable for women, they're all vain, but it just looks weird to me on those Chads.

>>37720523
I mean women love it on men, because they were told to. I'd argue being thin enough that your muscles are that pronounced is probably not exactly healthy and carries a lot of disadvantages, but that's what women are told to want in men, so they want it.

>>37718901
consider they look like they a pretty homo i'd probably be down.
im eyeing that long hair for some sweet braid work

>>37720145
This picture hurts

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>>37720477
They've been doing their Kegels.

>>37718901
I don't like v cuts like that, looks faggoty
best body is muscular dad body
Anyhow, I'd probably sperg out and my excuses wouldn't work so I'd be sucked into it and sit in the corner praying for death

>>37718901
I bet all they talk about is protein shakes and working out.

>>37718901
is that healthy what's happening by their waste? It looks like something an anorexic would get

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>>37718971
I think unmuscular bodies look nice, as well. Skinny guys are also very attractive. c:

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>>37721200
Begone, lying roastie. We know you want Chad. Do you enjoy giving false hope as torture?

>>37720145
I think it's funny when people say anything below 5'10" is Manlet.

90% of men are below 5'10"

90%. Let that sink in. You're all cucking yourselves. And women are actually starting to believe the fucking number attached to your height matters rather than just looking at how tall a person is.

Fucking anklebiting neckbeards.

>>37720180
How in the fuck is 5'10" Manlet.
5'7" and below is Manlet. Sure.

I'm 5'10" too. We're not fucking Manlet Anon. Don't let these fat faggots brainwash your confidence.

>>37721330
>average height for a man in the US is 5'10
>B-BUT 90% OF MEN ARE SHORTER THAN 5'10!!!!
Actually, you midget-in-denial, 50% of men are below 5'10, assuming a median (and not mean) average.

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>>37721399
How in the fuck is 5'10" short. Please explain, Anon.

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Women lying that they don't like ripped guys.
When will they stop being deceitful?

>>37721330
>durr da number dat representz yor hite doesnt matter... what rly matters is how tall you are
what the fuck are you on about? you say that the number that represents the quantity of your height is not important... and what is actually important is how tall you actually are

What the fuck do you mean? are you implying that feet and inches are a poor indicator of someone's height?

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>>37721296
O-Oh... you're the one who posted the mean post.
I'm not trying to give false hope, I'm sorry. I want to make people feel better. I'm not really roastie according to your definition, I'm sorry. I hope you feel a bit happier soon. I like how robots look.

>>37721415
When did I say 5'10 is short? I never said that. I said that the average height is 5'10

>>37721466
So what is a manlet?

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>>37721330
>being 6'2 doesn't mean anything. what really matters is how tall you are

>>37721445
I'm sorry. I'm a high functioning autistic sufferer. I don't know what I meant.

>>37721507
I dunno. I'm not the expert. What does my opinion matter? If you ask me, anyone below 5'10 is a manlet

>>37721520
I'm sorry. I suffer from autism and I'm not good at speaking.

>>37721537
But that's such a big range. How does that make you a manlet when you're taller than most women at 5'8"

>>37721569
>how can a man be considered short despite being taller than most women
For the same reason a man can be considered tall despite being shorter than giraffes.

See what I mean? You're saying "IM NOT SHORT! IM TALLER THAN MOST WOMEN!".. but you're also taller than most children. And being taller than women and children does NOT make you a tall man.

I said anything below 5'10 is short FOR A MAN... not for a human. It has nothing to do with women.

>>37721619
Why is that short though if I'm taller than women and children.

>>37721619
The fuck? What, are women only supposed to be as tall as your fucking shin? The media and porn has washed your brain, Anon. Get out if fantasy land.

>>37721619
5'9" is the average height for a man in america.

>>37721830
>Why is that short though if I'm taller than women and children.
Because it's short for a man. Which is what I said. It doesn't matter if women were 10 foot tall, or 1 foot tall. 5'10 is still the average height for a man, and if you are shorter than that, then you are a short man.

>>37721847
>The fuck?
What is so hard for your tiny brain to understand? That people below average height are short? Is it really that difficult for you?

>What, are women only supposed to be as tall as your fucking shin?
No. They are supposed to be, on average, about half a foot shorter than men.

>Get out if fantasy land.
Says the reactionary manlet who doesn't like the idea of being called short, despite being shorter than the average man.

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>>37721852
>OMG 5'10 ISNT THE AVERAGE HEIGHT YOU IDIOT! THE AVERAGE HEIGHT IS 5'9!!! OMG!
By chance are you 5'9?

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>>37721830
>how am i a manlet if i am taller than children?

>>37721852
>getting this anal over 1 inch
every inch counts, right? maybe you should move to china so you can be the king of manlets

heck yes i do
a sleepover with my plushies and online friends! goodbye chad 1 2 and 3!

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>>37721437
I would much rather prefer this, never cared for plastic looking super ripped tan hairless guys
appearance is secondary anyways unless you are downright hideous/deformed/obese

>>37719382
Heres your reason right here guys, they are making assumptions about his personality based on how he looks. if he was just as nice as the chubby nice guy, theyd be all over him

>>37722040
>King of the Manlet
Hmm. I uh. I kinda like this title... Now I really wanna move to Japan. Be king. Tallest man in the land. See over all the short Asian men. Hmm... Yes...

China sucks and is full of bug eating niggers.

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>>37722271
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

LITERALLY WORSE THAN SHOVEL DOG

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>>37722562
this is why you can make it anon. you dont have to be chad

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>>37722271
JEUSS FUCK I JUST PUKED IN MY MOUTH KYS FAGGOT

>>37719232
It's called sour grapes, anon. These cunts are fat, ugly and have shit personalities, so they know a guy like that would never touch them with a wooden stick.
Same reason omega retards on here make "BBW" or "chubby waifu" threads, Stacy would never touch their micropenis in a million years so they just pretend they're not attracted to her, it hurts the ego less. Nothing really wrong with it - they stay away from Stacy so it's good for everyone mentally.

>>37722712
No really, Stacies are just terrible people

I'm Chad in basically every sense of the word and I get hit on all the time. I just ignore them, I don't care.

you are trying to trick me into making myself look like an idiot again, arent you

>>37722040
i-i was just c-correcting you

>>37722271
Is this guy Turkish or Greek?
Otherwise he has an problem.

>>37721445
>>37721520
Not that anon but what autismbro probably meant is that roasties lusting over 6'4 like it's a magical number like it's a fucking stat for your MMO character when 5'10 (maybe even less) easily towers over most of them (and those who don't are already entering she-lanklet territory) is pure Stacy stupidity at its worst.
>>37721527
Don't worry autismbro, I've got ya.

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>ITT: manlet Defense Force

When will they learn?

>>37720145
>tfw no 2010 Taylor Lautner bf
>>37720665
This, because his body isn't that fit anymore.

>>37721200
>white guys are always attractive

that's all you said roastie. now fuck off

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>>37718971
Same, the v line is too prominent and they all have ugly faces

>>37726584
Look at those fucking wide hips. You are obviously a homo.

>>37719566
That guy is a faggot. A faggot dwarf.

>>37721350
>>37721330
>>37721415

>90% of men are below 5'10"

Because this. 10% of men are fucking all the girls anyways.

>>37722282

>implying that every roastie in this thread wouldn't melt at the sight of narcissistic Chads

i'd take the guy on the left, but they're all shaved and too tanned.

>>37718901
i'd like to have a few beers with them, sure. if i get a pair of those cool bottoms, i'm in.

t. lesbian

OP is faggot

still get more then me tho

>>37718901
guy on the right really should hit a bench and all of em gotta work on those shoulders and back muscles. 7/10 for effort

>>37721926
>half a foot shorter than men
>men should be 6'2

Your ideal women is 5'8?

I think were all done here, gr8 b8 m8

>>37728590
He does have the better hair (if only marginally) and facial aesthetics though, so he's doing alright.

>>37722712
Hey what does it mean if I'm full blown 1488 but every girl I've had sex with was a commie,punk,hippie, or deadhead and all I masturbate to is hairy pussy porn occasionally with the some furry pits?

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>>37727142
I'm not a guy/gay, I'm just able to appreciate feminine, beautiful and gentle looking guys. Although I wouldn't say no to a muscular and handsome one either

>>37729256
>I wouldn't say no
I'm muscular, let's bang

>>37729256
>that tiny frame
>that pencil neck
>that extremely feminine face
that guy should transition ASAP

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>>37729335
You fucks are the reason that delicate men are being turned into freaks of nature.

>>37729442
Dude he already looks like a girl

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>>37729333
But are you handsome?