http://www.ricepuritytest.com
Let's see how many normies are on here
>>37717343
>http://www.ricepuritytest.com
I got an 87, whatever the hell that means
>>37717343
why is there a checkmark just saying "?"
i got 62
>>37717598
That's sweet.
I got a 25.
I wish I was a normie.
I'm just a 7/10 autist.
>>37717867
i'm not a normie either friend
the only relationship i have ever had was with a tranny i met online that fucked me over
I got 96
>>37717908
Same senpai
>tfw just want a gf to cuddle
76
>virgin druggie
95 feelsbadman never even held hands. What does that make me OP?
>>37717598
>why is there a checkmark just saying "?"
69
>>37717343
My score was 33. I have no idea what context this has or what it means. pls explain
41
Had a lot of gay sex, and did lots of drugs.
>>37717867
>>37718183
How?
Ravioli ravioli this post is originoli
I got 45, it would be cool if the rest gave some explicit meaning to the score
I have no friends, I don't go out, I can't start a conversation and I can barely keep one going for five minutes. It's just that somehow the stars aligned and I found a gf
>95
someone plz love me
>>37718256
ill hug you anon
w-where u @
>>37718208
I'm nearly 30 years old and tried for most of my life to find an alternative to my horrible paraphilia. That meant trying as many sexual experiences as possible. I'm also an alcoholic.
>>37717457
drank, smoked tobacco, and got naked for strangers on omegle
>86
Virgin, never had a gf, but have kissed before. I guess I'd consider myself a failed normie. Wish I knew what the scores meant or how the boxes were weighted so I could know how much of a loser I am.
I'll see myself out, damn.
>>37717343
>96
i'm ascended fags
>>37718208
>be beta in school
>liked someone but never told them
>one day I say fuck it and ask her out (been friends since yr11, asked in yr12)
>redasatomato.png
>backflip hard but fall on my head and die
>jump to present habe new crush but getting help from normie friend
Im basically a loser in terms of remationships
>>37717343
...and I regret nothing.
I got 15, I think that's good
I used to be pretty good at faking normiehood. Plus drugs. Lots of drugs.
>94
Life is suffering. I never asked for this.
>>37718620
Join me (95 kill me)
94
Do I win? Is that good or bad?
>96
We are beyond saving.
>>37717343
10.
Pretty much everything except a few at the bottom.
got 40, im a normie and i love it
>>37718597
> good at faking normiehood
ah, see, that's because you are a full fledged normalfag, and i hate to bring up reddit but only redditors say 'normie'
84 here, and hell i'm not going to pretend to be a true robot. but i do like the part where the sex questions begin halfway through and you can just keep scrolling. feels great...
88
Most of them were the drinking and masturbating ones.
>>37718855
Once upon a time maybe. I'm full NEET these days.
>>37717343
>49
about what I was thinking, check almost all the sex boxes but drugs and shit I have never touched.
86
I'm a kissless virgin, just done some drugs.
58. All of the action I have received this far happened in my junior year of hs and I wanna die.
Got a fucking 92. An original 92.
so, where does this put me at?
67 but virgin. just a druggie/sexual deviant
>people scoring lower than 85
This place is disgusting.
>>37717343
Does this mean im a normie?
god i hope so
>>37719239
>virgin
>sexual deviant
what
93, is that sad enough?
96, I'm just a failure alcoholic in the making
>>37717343
89
most of the boxes I checked involved fapping
70, I wish I knew what the score meant considering I'm just a druggie virgin. Also what the fuck is kissing horizontally? Like not standing up?
>>37719379
i think its when your faces are not facing the same way for better kissing
also does thigh sex count as sex? thats the only time ive had sex
>>37717867
similar desu. im actually a sperg but im ok looking and have no morals. so ive done basically everything.
>>37717343
97
get on my level normies
I got a 92.
Alcohol and mastrubation ones got me. As well as one time when I got the cops called on me for trespassing.
got a solid 92
>>37717343
53; right there in the middle.
>>37717343
93
Virgin masturbator smoker
>25 yo kissless virgin
>retail cuck
>been here since 09
>>37717908
mein nigger
>>37717343
BAD TO THE BOOOONE
>>37717343
92% pure.
The test is kind of retarded because the questions are just slight variations of each other which means your score will be very high or very low.
93%
I've wanked and that's about it
lol i got a 19.....
origian
>>37717343
i got 98, is that bad?
86
lvl capped virgin with an affinity for alcohol and marijuanas
>>37717343
what the fug does this mean
>>37720242
Perfectly pure is 100
>>37717343
Lost some points for masturbation, smoking weed in high school and drinking alcohol one time.
>tfw 7 years from wizardhood
>>37717908
93, we're good boys.
69, I had a lot of checked boxes due to alcohol and drug abuse, as well as my fair share of juvenile delinquency. Despite living like a 'bad boy', still a fucking virgin.
17 and mostly no regrets.
>Masturbated?
Of course
>Masturbated to a picture or video?
Of course
>Masturbated with an inanimate object?
Pocket pussy is nice sometimes
>Seen or read pornographic material?
Of course
>Sent a sexually explicit text or instant message?
I admit it, I did before once.
>Engaged in sexually explicit activity over video chat?
Regrettably. I was on video chat with atranny and we fappedtogether.
>Ingested alcohol in a non-religious context?
Only once to try it. I hate alcohol though, it's really disgusting.
>Been sent to the office of a principal, dean or judicial affairs representative for a disciplinary infraction?
I said the word fuck in elementary school. Some girl heard and told on me, and they sent me to the principals office. Just to tell me "don't say that again." Was that really called for?
Final Score: 91
I think I'm good desu.
92.
I've fapped, and have talked to the cops about found weed at high school, and had the cops come over for a noise violation because my roommates were blasting Irish music
89
Welp. That's it boyos
72 lads, am I too normie to be here?
i don't think so desu
92
Satisfaction is not one of the feeling that come to mind when I think about that score.
27
and yet I still have no friends, and no life currently
how exactly could completing this list kill you?
42
hmmwhell
59. i'm a roastie so it makes sense
>>37717343
SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME I WANT TO DIE
>>37717343
>kissed horizontally
What kind of fucking joke is this?
>>37717908
94
Hold me
Oreganiale
> too pure for this world ravolonia
well i never had an std or fucked animals or familu. and one question was just a blank question mark. and i never sucked dick.
>>37718208
I friendzoned a much better and socially capable stoner girl in college.
She realized she was a lesbian. We still got along and almost everything substance-related happened during that time.
Also I'm a borderline sexual deviant, although I never did well in hookup culture.
No normiebook, no girlfriend for the last four years, no real sex for at least one.
>>37721468
ive done all those things and my score wasn't as low as yours lmao fuck off normie
>>37717343
94, getting pretty close guys. If you reach 100 do you get powers?
33
get mad nerds
>Traveled 100 or more miles for the primary purpose of sexual intercourse?
Holy shit normies
>danced with someone without leaving room for Jesus
Lmfao
I had to read that three fucking times before I understood it meant dancing without bodies touching.
18. I'm a degenerate though.
97 and likely to stay that way
If your score is below 90, please leave
i got 93! so good so pure
>>37722366
>>37721791
its a 94 then
99 because I like to read porngraphy because I find it funny. Never fapped in my life and still a kissless dateless virgin. No drugs or alcohol either.
I got 99.. it's worrying to me i'm worse than you other 4chan faggots
84, smoking and sending nudes shot me down. Still virgin at age 26.
88
smoked a cigarette but it was only once
it tasted like shit and i'm never doing that again
I got a 36. Jokes on you guys though, I've been lurking this board since 2009
78
pretty pure id say
>>37717908
same here anon. stay pure
Got a 51. Good enough for me
I got 24 what does this mean
>>37717343
a 91 here
>>37717343
35.
I guess I'm quite pure...
>>37717343
When I looked it up it said I was "pure," should i be proud?
I literally only checked masturbation related topics and stuff with pornography
Got 49, is that significant?
So the score goes lower the more degenerate you are it seems. I got 86 and all i checked were things related to jerking off and drinking.
>>37719372
Same story here. Idunno how I got 89 while being a virgin and some non-virgins got a lower score but I french kissed a girl once when we were both very drunk (and it was fucking disgusting) and I danced without room for jezus when a girl took pity on me and tried to show me how to dance. The rest of my boxes were fapping. Fucking test is telling me I'm a normalfag I guess but the only time K can talk to people is when we're all fucked up drunk. Which has happened 3 times in my life so far.
91 boiz
letsgoooo
is that good?
I got 42
Quite satisfied with it, the universe, and everything
87: masturbated alone, got drunk and smoked a little
>>37717343
>53
Haha bro that site is totally wicked funny!
So I'm 24 years old, and 61% pure
This is because I have engaged in mutual masturbation, lewd texting, done recreational drugs, been arrested....
But no I have never penetrated a vagina. Not even an asshole. It's like I got stuck in the middle, people see me as a criminal nuisance but I fucked up way too much to actually get my dick officially wet.
22 wat. Is that bad?
>>37717343
Got a 90, female here.
>>37717343
If you're getting below 80 (realistically 90) you are not a robot, no exceptions
i got 88
kill me
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>53
Damn, now when you look at it, I fucked like a rabid animal with my gf... That's what being virgin at 23 does to ya...
And I'm at verge of becoming alcoholic.
>>37719252
Thankfully escorts are legal here, if not the score would be much higher.
>>37717343
>33
>I don't belong here but there's nothing you can do about it
>>37723857
>tfw I, a girl, got a higher score than most "robots"
Males you think
>>37717343
>tfw remember printing it out on the dot matrix printer
>tfw RRR RRR RRR RRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>tfw oldfag
>>37717343
Got a 97. Just said yes for some masturbating stuff
>>37717908
97 here, just masturbated.
ths made me sad
>>37717343
Tell me who that is in the picture or else you're a normie too
>>37724358
I suppose congratulations are in order.
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my purity.
>>37724421
orioriori..adadaf
>>37717343
At what score do you stop being normal and start being an absolute degenerate?
>>37724493
99, fucking Norman.
Oregano
>>37724515
you are calling me norman but at the same time you say everything below 99 is degenerate. I mean most normals have normal sex (maybe oral and anal on their birthdays) with like 5 to 10 partners. I have been to orgies and do meth recreationally. I also suck dick from time to time (no homo) Where do I fit in?
>>37717343
I got 63
what does that mean?
>>37717343
I can already feel the magical power
>>37724582
King of normies. Also it means you need to leave.
>95
I don't get it, what does this even mean?
>>37724560
in front of a shotgun
>>37724605
>I don't get it, what does this even mean?
It means that we're too pure for this animalistic and hedonistic sex-fueled world.
>>37724605
>what does this even mean?
It's obvious really.
>>37717343
NEWS BREAK: IF YOU ARE OVER 25 YOU ARE A LOSER WITH NO SEXUAL EXPERIENCE AND NO VALUE ON THE SEXUAL MARKET. MIGHT AS WELL KILL YOURSELF. THIS IS ALL. THANKS.
>>37724646
>IF YOU ARE OVER 25 YOU ARE A LOSER WITH NO SEXUAL EXPERIENCE AND NO VALUE ON THE SEXUAL MARKET. MIGHT AS WELL KILL YOURSELF.
No thanks, i'm asexual so it doesnt bother me in slightest.
>>37717343
>94
p-please help me
>87
W-Whats the treshold for normie?
Why am I such a failiure
26.
im impure.
>95
Now only if this purity got me something besides lonliness.
>>37717343
i got 92, whatever that means i guess..
>>37725298
I got 87 too anon, I guess that is the score if you drink and smoke but are a khv.
73, but my number is vastly inflated due to one bad experience with a hooker
> 92
25 kissless virgin
original
45
I...don't know if that's good or bad but hey there it is
@37718547
Get out asshat
>>37717343
95
i have indeed given up
77 here
>>37725846
similar
>>37717343
Anyone kissless and hand holdless AND hugless virgin? EVEN HUGLESS??
>>37718547
Muh nigga
37
>>37726677
Nope, not hugless :)
>>37717343
94
I am pure and shall always be
>>37726701
....this .... is so sad to read. I imagine you melting down in a heap of tendies and tears trying to force a smile.
>>37717343
92.
A reminder. If you have less than 90, you are a normie and should fk off my board.
56
I was a virgin less than a year ago.
I'm 22 now.
Wow, this really sucks anons. I did lots of drinking ans pot in hs. Never got any kind of affection, i missed out big time. Fuck
>>37726693
I have 49 and most of the boxes checked, how?
>>37717343
bloxxxxasdfefefwr35235434
87
What's the 'purest' and what's the 'worst'?
>>37727035
purest 100 worst 0
>>37717343
83. But I'm only 19 so I'm not that doomed yet, right?
>>37717343
Played a game involving stripping?
does this mean gta 5?
I scored 93, what does this mean
>>37727133
guaranteed 90+ right here
>>37727148
i got a 91 with the stripping game.
shit was so cash i actually jerked off irl that one time
>>37717343
I got 96 lel permavirgin there
I got a 98
I could only check 2 boxes, holy shit I need to get out more
I got a 56
18
i can still hang around tho right guys
the greentexts are too good
>>37717343
femanon here
teehee
>Have I ever held hands romantically?
Do you take me for some dirty whore, or something?
>tfw 32
This is what I get for being a slut, I guess!!
>>37727248
nice bait fag
oregano
>>37717343
55
Is that good or bad?
merugoni
>>37717343
>95
c-can I get a pure gf now Desu?
>95
>tfw only got the masturbation ones
I got a 92.
>tfw just want to hold hands
>>37717343
I got 95
Originally
>93
Pure as fuck, boys.
...anyone who scores under 85 shouldn't be on this board.
>>37727614
>>37727815
>>37727965
>>37728248
>>37728666
Honestly guys it's not like it takes a lifetime of relationships to reach the 50s or so. Just the first contact will probably get you pretty much there, depending on how kinky you get.
90
What does it mean nl krkglandnf
57, but the results are skewed by the fact that I regularly visit prostitutes..
>>37718518
I'm just guessing the lower the number, the more of a normie you are
I got 87
90. Alright, kinda proud.
>98
t-that's good, r-right guys?
>>37728836
Damn right. Don't let the evil and bitter women steal your all powerful virginity and stop on you're path to wizardhood
67
had a 93 when I took this test a year ago
>60
>No drugs or alcohol
>Just a romantic relationship and sex with my first cousin
You'd think I'd score higher.
>>37717343
17
what does it all meen roody poos
>>37724560
"no homo" I'm sorry mate but I have something to tell you...
>>37728933
My bro haha same.
Lets escape this shithole. You and me.
>>37717343
95
Highest I've ever scored on anything