A robot, a /pol/ack, a /b/ro, a /k/ammando, a nerd from /a/, and an /out/doorsman are put into a hunger games style arena to the death.
Who wins, and why?
/b/tard would because he's a degenerate faggot that would do a bunch of gay stuff in return for protection from someone else like a prison bitch then have sex with the corpses while everyone else is busy killing eachother then he'd get lost on the way out of the arena and die from a syphilis infection and drug withdraw before the ymake it out
>>37716580
The /pol/ack would jew the others into killing each other first.
The /k/ammando would shoot the /b/ro, because the /b/ro would be a really loud 12 year old screaming memeing.
The /k/ammando would then by sliced in half by the 300 pound fedora wearing /a/sshole, who'd then go on to boast "nuffin personal kid. That'll impress the waifu".
The /out/doorsman would have left a pitfall trap capturing and fatally wounding the anime hamplanet.
The robot would mutter "w.w.what about me..." too quietly for anyone to notice, have an anxiety attack that causes him to be unable to think clearly, and then he'd eventally go nuts and stab the /out/doorsman with a spoon in the eye. He'd never see it coming because everyone forgot about the robot.
The /pol/ack would have been watching this from a distance, building a fort (WALL) and setting up some flags.
The robot dies trying to climb the wall.
ah ah ah...
I will not be able to answer this question until this cup of joe is EMPTY. I had hoped you knew better than that.
>>37716706
This is accurate information