it's another anon gets sent home from work for trying to be edgy episode
>working as a wagecuck in a supermarket
>managers are security guard are talking and laughing at jokes
>I walk past to go on my break
>oh you look happy today anon, cheer up!
>roastie manager who always tries to tease me shouts "go on anon, cheer up a bit!"
I mumble for a second and spurt out a
>"haha yeah I would if it wasn't for my crippling depression that makes me want to kill myself, maybe I will hang myself in the toilets!"
>expect people to laugh at my shitty joke that only faggots on the internet will understand
>they all stare at me
>I go bright red
>run upstairs to the toilet
>managers probably think I am about to an hero
>they pull me into the office and tell me to go home and take the week off work and maybe see my doctor
can never go back to this job since I exposed my powerlevel and already plan on quitting since I can't face these people again
so, back to the NEET life I once missed.
Shitspewing normies can never handle the bantz. I'd have laughed OP.
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th-thanks anon, I am literally sitting in the dark re-evaluating my life choices over what happened, I don't see anything wrong, if I was a Chad they would have maybe laughed but because I am an autistic retard they can only view it as a valid threat to an hero or something.