>tfw no pet braaaphog to playfully braap under the covers

God DAMN she's sexy
>tfw you're the braaaphog in the relationship

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/braphog general/?

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>>37707467
>>37708227
oreganoobus

One time I sharted on my man's bed, rubbed my finger on my poohole and then made him smell the shit on my finger. Good times.

>>37709762
Did he get hard?

>>37710444
Oh yeah. After that we pissed all over each other.

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>>37709762
>it's another lonely men pretending to be women who rub their farts and make their boyfriend smell their finger episode
stop

Farts are a girl thing?
I have never seen a girl fart,basically I do all farting.