>walk around town, got nothing to do
>find a path inside some bushes
>it's tight but deside to walk through
>have to crouch to get in
>it's accually a long path, someone have put up pieces of string on branches and put leaves on the ground
>it's some kids comfy spot
>suddenly I hear something move around beside me
>let out a really high pitched scream
>think it's an animal
>a small boy is looking at me in horror from underneath a bush
>i just stare at him
>for some reason I freak out and break through the bushes like a madman
>shout "I'm sorry" while quickly walking away
>walk back through town without looking up at anyone passing
>walk home, go inside my room and play computer, trying to repress the memory
>>37705211
That just happened? Underage people are not welcome here!
>>37705323
I'm 22 years old man. Yea it happened now
>>37705211
Reminds me of something that happened a couple of weeks ago
>be me
>cutting the lawn in my parents backyard
>lawnmower does't work
>tfw no gasoline
>nothing to do, to lazy to buy new gasoline
>bored af
>look over neighbors fence
>they are preparing a birthday party for their 6 y/o son
>balloons and shit everywhere
>notice mom of 6y/o wanker drawing arrows on the street
>shes carrying a little box
>has written "treasure" on it
>realize its for some sort of treasure hunt
>wait until shes done
>go to garden shed
>get my dads high pressure cleaner and some crayon
>make sure no one is watching me
>erase the arrows she has drawn on the street with high pressure cleaner
>draw new ones in the opposite direction
>go back to my parents house
>get a box looking similar to the original one
>take huge shit in the box
>write "treasure" on it
>put it on the end of the newly drawn line of arrows
>go back in
>observe street trough kitchen window
>watching kids doing their stupid birthday game later the day
>mfw they are following the arrows I've drawn
>they are opening the box
>kids confused af
>they realize its shit
>I'm having my hardest laugh outburst of all time
>some kid is puking
>I laugh even harder
>mom of neighbors kid arrives
>all kids are crying now like they have seen someone dying
>birthday party is completely ruined
>they go back in
>mfw I heard my neighbors an my mom talking last monday
>mfw neighbors said that their son is bullied because of all this and don't want to go to school anymore
>feelsgood.png
>>37705211
>wake up have lunch and my daily afternoon walk
>come back home and normie mom complaining telling me to clean her car before doing nothing all day
>whatever as long as she stops bothering me
>get jet washer
>we live next to a nursery
>its lunch time and some kids are outside singing and eating
>turn on jet washer and after 2 mins or so some fat cow comes and ask if its okay to clean the car later as as the kids were enjoying a peaceful lunch
>say no because i have tight schedule today
>i am actually doing nothing of course
>turn on jet washer before she can even reply
welcome to the real world kids.
>used to flirt with my computer everytime it lagged or got slow
>promised him to take him out on a date
>stroked him
>it worked everytime
>stopped doing it when i realized i was being autistic
>be 13 years old
>sees an asian guy with a big camera
>he takes pictures in my directions
>i thought he was taking pictures of me
>without thinking i scream '''FUUUUUUUCKING PEDOPHILE'' while getting on my knees and showed him the fuck you finger
>he slowly walks away
>everyone is staring at me
>smiles.jpg
>i turn around
>sees a big statue
>realized he was probably just a tourist taking photos of the statue
i have so many more, these are the first that came to my mind though
>>37706170
and nobody noticed you doing it
or asked what you were doing
because this totally happened
>looking for a job
>send out my resume to different companies
>wait for some of them to call me
>keep my phone on me every day
>on train one friday afternoon heading to a friends house outside town
>fifteen minute train ride to get there
>loose stomach
>sudden need to shit
>fourth time allready, this wont take long
>go to small train toilet
>take watery shit
>phone ring, random number
>"what do?"
>answer it, it's a guy calling from a company where I've looked for a job
>he want to know a little bit about me
>tell him while liquid shit drips from my ass
>suddenly there is someone knocking at the door
>it's a conductor staff asking for tickets
>he want's to know if I got a ticket
>can't answere, still on the phone acting as normal as possible
>knocking continues
>"fuck fuck fuck"
>guy on phone asks what's making noise
>tell him I'm on a train, ask if I can call back
>conducter asks rather loud what I'm doing inside the bathroom
>guy on phone hears and asks if I'm on a bathroom
>tell him yes and hang up
>tell conductor I was on the phone and that I'm not done yet
>whipe wet ass
>go outside
>everyone in wagon is watching, the fat conductor is staring at me
>show him my ticket, sit down
>realise I've just missed my station
>>37706170
This is the kind of bullshit lies that gets posted on reddit.
>>37706383
>because this totally happened
Yeah if you're going to make up stories anon at least make them believable.
>>37706532
>>realise I've just missed my station
stone cold anon
>>37706532
LOL that is a fucking hard seat man
>>37707202
No.
You have been muted for 69 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>37706366
>>without thinking i scream '''FUUUUUUUCKING PEDOPHILE'' while getting on my knees and showed him the fuck you finger
you don't sound like a nice person
More greens please
>>37708272
>you don't sound like a nice person
who the fuck cares you judging normie fucker