interestingly shitty stories thread which are rare?

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>actually be me beta fag about to get a degree
>by being an autist near girls so never kissed a girl
>over autistic tendancies come over even trying to talk to to a girl
>under the impression that i'll never have a gf or an honest soul mate or even a soul mate
>take a pact that before i get my degree i'll fucking kiss the shit out of some girl's lips
>turning into an alpha slowly with these thoughts when i notice in class a girl always looking at me
>rarely get smiles from girls so smile back like a muthafucka and she blushes .. fuck this is my time now
>ending of the class and ask her number casually ask if we can meet up for movie and dinner . she says yes.
>excitement cannot be contained as i go to her house to receive here . she looks beautful and she's coming with me. really great feeling faggots.
>fucked up thoughts going through my head like what if i mess this up ..she talks about everything ...she even likes vidya ..oh fuck this is the best goddamnit.
>inb4 what happened to the movie : went to dr.strange ..awesome visual effects .. thought to myself ."gonna watch it when i'm high later"
>date is about to end . we finished out dinner also . now walking back to her house. it's about 10 mins more and i'm getting tense she's getting tense ..she holds my hand.
>dick gets so hard it fights with my underwear lo let it out of it's misery .thank god my underwear is winning but maybe not for long. though.
>you see anons this is where i got the courage and i just went for it . i held the shit out of her hand and held her moved my lips closer to her and i'm about to kiss her . she stops me gently to say **************** and my mind goes blank and i curse myself to start dating again .
>MFW it's the first letter of every sentence