>Park my car by the river >get my canvas and brushes out

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>Park my car by the river
>get my canvas and brushes out of the trunk
>grab my black and white acrylic paint out of my satchel
>find a dead tree and place my easel on the soft earth
>laying down the outline of the tree and slashing some horizon lines from the opposite side of the river
>pop some nitrous and fill in the body of the tree before the effects disappear
>take a large gulp of rum from my bottle of ron diaz rum while looking past the canvas
>notice some cute women watching me by the park benches
>used to this by now
>girls love artistic guys
>as I begin slashing the sky into existence on the canvas i violently shit my pants
>the painting was looking like a good starting point... but i just got in my car and left
I did what you guys told me and found a hobby. But I still fuck it up by being myself. I want to go back and get my canvas but someone probably threw it in the river by now.