>getting fired tomorrow
>/r9k/ still riding a spiral towards complete shit
>games are getting boring
>books still kinda ok
>pull out a cigar and just fucking breathe in all the sweet cancer
>probably will sleep less than 4 hours again because it makes me feel high
What bad shit do you do to yourself robots?
>excessive use of alcohol
>smoking cigs
>unironically have been drinking energy drinks every single day for the past 6 years
>>37695745
how much do you smoke anon
is it a bad idea to smoke like 3 ciggies a day if your health insurance asked if you smoke and you told them no
i doubt that can cause health issues
>>37695773
It's essentially completely RNG when it comes to smoking. You might get cancer from the first one or you could smoke 40 years and never get anything.
I currently smoke about 6 a day.
Smoking cigars, drinking a variety of beers, probably going to light up some DUDE WEED this evening and find some vidja to play
>>37695808
do you like chewing tobacco? i never liked dip or snuff but chew tatses great to me, even though i dont get any nicotine from it it tatses great
>>37695773
>3 a day
Yeah, they can detect that if you're ever tested.
As for me, I really feel it in my lungs when I've been smoking daily so I tend not to. But some days, man...
>>37695662
Why are you getting fired tomorrow?
>>37695847
how in the world do they test?
>>37695853
Basically, my only skills are all related to writing and English (esl fag), so I got a job as a teacher.
Bad idea for a robot. Lazy as fuck and kids find me boring, too. Probably for the best, they don't deserve this shit.
>>37695838
Never tried, and I don't care to either. My teeth are fucked up as is.
>>37695873
Blood tests I guess? If you get sick they might ask you for one, and in a single test you can see many things. For instance, many women find out they're pregnant when testing for common diseases.
>>37695873
nicotine test?
>>37695880
unemployment benefits are pretty cool, though.
get a job as an admin assistant.
>>37695947
>unemployment benefits
>third world
you guys have such happy lives
I'll apply for a call center or something, at least there I'm forced to work out of boredom
I shoot heroin and starve myself from spending money on anything else. get on my level of self hate faggot
buy cigs
buy shotgun shells and double barrells even though ill be too pussy to off myself outof fear it wouldnt be instant
buy cds once every now and then
>>37695662
I drink too much root beer and am probably at risk of diabetes and kidney stones
>>37695662
hey OP, what is your go-to smoke? What cigars do you reccomend?
>>37695808
>essentially completely RNG when it comes to smoking
I know a very reliable way of lowering the RNG of getting cancer.Not smoking like a degenerate.
Not much, except for my strange porn fetishes. They can be considered tame compared to what I've seen on 4chan.
>>37696889
I'm weak as shit. I have an old cigar that BTFOs me in three puffs, I bought it for a dime from an old man in the jungle.
Normally I smoke Lucky Strike, because it feels really good compared to other cigarettes though.
>>37695662
I drink heavily and strangle myself when I masturbate
>>37695662
>breathing in a cigar
>>37697127
thank
orgyanal
>>37695662
I just eat too much in general.
>>37697191
hey I did say "bad shit"
that coarse feeling in my throat feels so good
don't worry, it's not a brand cigar so I'm not wasting tasteful stuff
>working out has made my dick like a basllistic missile, i have to fap every 4 hours or so otherwise i go nuts
>smoke like a fucking chimney, i seriously need to stop otherwise ill die
>have anger issues, anxiety issues
>overweight, hard to pull off diet cuz my dad is buying sugary shit all the time
>can fap to almost everything given the circumstances
>get drunk on Thursday
>get drunk and high on Saturday
>get drunk as fuck on Sunday
>get fucking smashed beyond any parameters on Monday (I fucking shat in the street)
>smoked three packs of cigarettes in that period and a couple of joins
People say I'm fucked and they're right. I also spend several hours producing music most days.
>>37696926
>spoiler
It feels nice, a good conversation starter and makes me go outside more than once a week. Potential early death is just a bonus.
>>37697836
sounds like a comfy life desu how do you pay the bills.
Gay sex :(
I'm addicted to cock. Like I'm a vampire and I NEED semen to function. I am very effeminate and don't have a lot of testosterone to begin with. Semen contains testosterone, so when I get some, it makes me so happy and confident. It gets rid of my acne and makes me smarter and stronger.
Seriously the day after I take cock, my complexion is so clear.
There's just something about a cock in my mouth that feels so right, his balls on my chin, his pubes up my nose and I look up at him as he grunts.
I need it to function. I just had sex with some random guy in his shed while his folks were asleep. Yeah I'm going to die of HIV probably :(
im trying to get sober atm but ive done like everything a lot. currently in opiate wd, hellish. tired and cant sleep. taking loperamide and a bit of kratom.
>>37697923
I'm 20 and live with my dad. It's not that comfy as I don't get along with the people I live with at all so coupled with having to go to uni and do well is kinda stressing at points.
Daddy is loaded but barely gives me any money. All in all life as a loser is pretty cool.
Vices?
>can't fall asleep without getting high/drunk
>have 8 terabytes of porn on my hard drives
>sometimes walk around the worst parts of my city at night hoping I'll get mugged (nothing so far)
>Have violently fantasies about kidnapping my boss and waterboarding him with his children's blood
>energy drinks
>cigars
>masturbation
>DUDE
Not much else to my vices. But these three do take up quite a bit of my time.