>tfw you're with Chad and your beta orbiter rings just

>tfw I am that beta orbiter that calls

*monitors this thread closely*

>>37693158
Why would this interest you. Don't you think your oneitis would be happy feeling a sticky load from me that she puts off taking a bath to just enjoy the feel for a while?

>>37693560

*isnt here, only monitoring*

why have I never heard the word "orbiter" outside of r9k

>>37693631
because they don't know what the term means, even though literally every 5/10+ girl has them

>>37693140
I have no one to love.

This is now original

>takes all my guts and alcohol to muster up the courage to call Stacy do something with me
>"Oh, sorry, anon. Me and Chad are doing something together that day, but we can hang out later!"
This was a long time ago, but it still stings to this day.

>>37693140
Off topic but I really can only get off fucking bitches who have boyfriends/husbands

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7KB, 261x185px

>>37693140
>says they are a fembot
>says they have beta orbiters

You arent a fembot you cunt

>>37694054
>"hey Stacy I wanna tell you something"
>"ok just a sec"
>...2 hours pass by...
>anon goes to sleep

>>37693140
tfw serbian dude and only kroat females want to date you.

>>37694216
This use to happen to me when I was in high school a lot and then the next week the girl would say I couldn't talk to her anymore because Chad didn't like it...

>>37694025
What qualifies someone as an "orbiter"?

>>37694071
>Off topic but I really can only get off fucking bitches who have boyfriends/husbands
fake and gay

>>37693140
what's the saucy on this pic?

>>37693158
>>37693575
This has got to be the gayest post I've ever seen. Please end your life.

>>37697050
Don't pick on that cuck. I'm morbidly fascinated why he'd be interested in a female I've already defiled, especially if she really gets off on it.

>>37694425
Any male friend who you don't have sex with.

Stop giving us a bad name, larper. Fembots can't get Chad, not that we even want him.

>>37696988
Alexa Rydel