Fembot Thread

>>37691957
We Wuz Science

>>37691957
Please delete this thread.

1000% original comment

>>37692111
Nah
Thanks for the bump :^)

>doesn't *self-harm*
not a real fembot

>>37691957
I thought it was pretty funny Anon. The *tee-hee* really sealed it.

>>37691957
90% of femanons on this board are emotionally unstable sluts, but i blame the beta orbiters who give them attention and beg for discord and skype every fucking time a femanon flashes her virtual vagina

Hey all. Can I beta someone for a while?

>>37692143
>real fembot

That's a paradox, faggot.

>>37692220
Okay that, or we are emotionally unstable wanna be sluts without beta orbiters, you guys are rare af.

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>>37691957

Kek. Pretty accurate 20 year old normalfag roastie life if you ask me

>>37692298
You have to be at least 4/10 to get orbiters.

you are not at least 4/10

>>37692298
>beta orbiters
>rare
Is this why you cunts come here and shit up your board?

They are the exact opposite of rare and you can find them on other sites. Neck yourself you ditzy bitch

>>37692241
Clearly a fembot is a real thing somebody can be if we have threads to mock them. And if a fembot is defined as someone pretending to be a fembot, even if they are not one, then that is still something a person can become.

>>37692415
No anon, we come here bc insults and suicide suggestions make us dripping wet. At least now you can say that you made one female just that.

>>37691957
Blaming woman for getting molested by their uncles or having orgasms during rape is pretty silly though.

>>37692433
we mock the idea that stupid roasties who break literally every rule of being a robot (most improtantly they can get sex pretty easily, and their version of social isolation is when they have 10 beta orbiters, 500 friend on facebook but chad wont text them back after fucking them) think they are somehow "fembots" just because they want to roleplay as cool autists xDDD.

>>37692491
If you want orbiters, post tits. I won't orbit you, but you should still post tits because that's the only way you'll make a meaningful contribution to any thread.

>>37691957
i hate myself that the idea of being an uncle and molesting my niece turns me on so much

>>37692522
God this. Fembots Are a fuckin meme unless they are god tier ugly. I had an autistic ugly girl come into work one time and it turned me on for some reason. She did like the virgin walk and talk lmao

>>37692491
Unless you post proofs people just have to take your word for it. I for one find it hard to believe these sorts of insults are getting you off desu.
Not the guy you replied to btw

>>37691957
WAIT WHAT Kristen is known on 4chan does she shitpost here? I know girl in OPs pic!!! I shit you not her nickname is Kitty Cuckshell because she has cucked so many guys it's incredible she gets away with it too because she's hot. DESU I kinda want to send her this thread to see how she reacts to it brb guys lmao. She goes to CalArts and I know a guy who ate her out while she sat on the toilet

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>>37691957
Females cannot be robots you normie scum.
Females have PUSSIES so this means they will always be desirable. They are also less emotionally and intellectually mature than men so they don't have to deal with the crippling realization that life is brutal. Only men can be robots.

>>37692574
Kitty Cutshall is her FB btw

>>37692589
Well glad someone cleared that up.

>>37692666
hello santa

>>37692561
True those insults were weak and mostly true. Seriously doubt you could do much better tho.

>>37692589
Whenever they feel like they aren't receiving enough attention, they can simply make themselves available or feign a mental illness to steal help from those who really need it. The only thing worse than a "fembot" is the gaggle of betas who white knight for her and enable her vain, self-aggrandizing posts.

>>37692491
> bc insults and suicide suggestions make us dripping wet
0/10

Females are fucking heinous at banter. Off yourself.

>>37692678
>Seriously doubt you could do much better tho.
Think you're right. The only thing that comes to mind is 'airheaded slag' right now.

I bet you're the sort that gets off to being called a cumslut too no doubt.

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>>37692433
>a real thing if we have threads to mock them.
How can a human being possibly be this retarded in the 21st century?

>>37692433

Don't provide them logical reasoning they can't think of it on their own. Delete your post they're going to be parroting you now.

>>37692673
Hai, can I has the success for Xmas?

>>37692713
Not even banter, lots of girls get off on (verbal} abuse.

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>>37692689
This. I grew up being taught that men and roasties are literally, unequivocally equal except they have different body parts.
What most people don't realize is that roasties literally have their brains wired differently than men. They are less conscious but not necessarily less intelligent than me( although much more ignorant).
I recommend reading (((Otto Weinigner))) and his book "Sex and Character" for the truth regarding the roastie menace. Really red-pilled me.

>>37692589
>normie scum.
Hi, newfriend!
What you just saw was a "meme"! You may think I'm saying a lot of silly stuff, but that's just part of what makes the "meme" funny! Haha crazy, right?

If you want to check out some more "memes" subscribe to >>>/b/!

Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

>>37692785
>image board
>verbal
If only guys got off on intellectual abuse. I'd be rock hard

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>>37692798
*than men

Originally

>>37692785
Only if Chad is doing the abuse.

>>37692804
Cooch-hurt roastie detected.

Day of the Spray soon you cunt

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toasting in epic bread

originu

>>37692874
you are really shit at banter man, read more books

>>37692874
I'm OP ya dangus

If you think this is doing anything but poking fun at the concept of a "fembot", you may have the downs.

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>>37692910
Anyone can say they are the OP you tard.
I'm the actual OP.

>>37692491
I fucking knew it. I knew fembots got off to NEET's autistic screeching. Sometimes I even roleplay as a kissless virgin and act mean to fembots. In reality I'm a fairly nice guy, I just do it as an obscure form of trolling.

>>37692852
I actually like dumb guys who think they are smart to do the insult. You know that star wars loving, thinks gaming is cool type with ridiculously low iq. Like most of you fags

>>37691957
>begs for (you)s on 4chan
Is the only one I've ever done, personally

roasties ruin everything, like depression and mental illness. every time they feel a bit sad or upset they think they are depressed, and the corrupt psychologists will validate them. they make words like depression and robot meaningless with their vapidn and empty personalities

>>37692957
>thinks x is cool
See, here we can see the roastie's mentality.

In her world, she can't imagine people doing shit they actually enjoy, because they actually enjoy it. Everything must be done for some form of social gain.

It's a small one you let slip, roastie, but It's a crucial part of our general dislike of women

Obligatory
>FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEE

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>>37692987
Roasties don't know what depression is.

>OOH WAAHHH TYRONE HASN"T TEXTED BACK ALL DAY WAAAHHHH MY LIFE IS OVER LIFE IS HELL
They don't know what true pain is,

i'm an unintelligent vapid fembot and i'm not fat. give me attention even though i'm boring and empty. gib now!

>>37692987
When men are depressed, they tend to suffer in silence and solitude. That's the way it should be, not begging for attention.

>>37693032
I like you baby

>>37693015
This is exactly why platforms like Snapchat and Instagram got so popular. Roasties need everyone to know they're having fun.

>>37693051
be bf. you better shower me with attention.

>>37692946
k buddy

>>37692957
>ridiculously low iq.
I thought we were talking about guys, not women :^)

>>37692987
It's very true that psychologists try to push mental illnesses on young girls. I experienced it first hand

>be me, 17
>mom sends me to psych because she's actually crazy
>she thinks I need help because I'm not very social and I get stressed about school sometimes, and I get Cs sometimes
>psychologist (female of course) explains things to me with literal kids books and puppets and worksheets
>a few weeks in, no one has diagnosed me with anything or even acted like I needed help, and she tries to put me on pills
>"pills can help people with their problems anon!"
>treat me like I'm uneducated and backwards for not wanting to take random pills as anything but a desperate last resort
>both her and my mom try to bully me into taking the pills
>refuse
>two weeks later
>"anon is fine, nothing is wrong with her, she can stop seeing me"

Not exactly what your post was about but it's pretty disturbing to think that it's run like this

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>>37692957
>star wars loving, thinks gaming is cool type
Man, teenagers are easy to spot

>>37693125
fuck off you dumb nigger go shoo nigger shoo get back with your pack dumb nigger

>>37693170
Pills can help people with their problems though

Try taking 10 aspirin whenever you get stressed about school. Works like a charm.

>>37693125
Your bants are shit.
>>>/b/

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>>37692433
delet this immediately right now

>>37693232
I don't want to kill myself just yet but thanks.

>>37691957
>orgasms mid rape

kekaroo
and they'll still say it was completely unpleasant

>>37693281
>I don't want to kill myself just yet
You should. You're whoring for attention on /r9k/.

Be honest with yourself, you're too useless to improve your situation by any measure and it'll only get worse.

Just take the pills so we never have to hear from your whiny ass again.

>implying women can be raped
we already agreed in the rape thread a few days ago that raping a roastie should be a legal and socially accepted thing to do. roasties literally cant argue against this, their reaction is to throw insults and appeal to the social norm

>>37693251
it's the best i can do with my tiny woman brainlet. i have a pussy therefore i'm entitled to attention. where are my rightfully offered orbiters?

>>37693326
By that logic anyone who posts here is whoring for attention. I don't have any particular situation that needs improvement. I just think it's fucked up how hard psychology/pharmocology tries to push their pills and diagnoses down the throats of any young people they can find.

>>37693368
You're trying very hard and it shows. I would tell you to return to Reddit or Tumblr but you're too dull even for those cesspits so please go to https://ifunny.co/

>>37693382
i was the anon you replies to originally. according to statistics there are more females with depression than males. 90% of those cases are similar to yours, except the dumb roasties took the pills and then they whine about their asshole bf or asshole friends in "psychotherapy" and suddenly they are part of the poor depressed women category. i study psychology. i hate females so much, lucky for them i wont become a clinical psychologist. would be fun to convince a roastie toasty to commit suicide tho

>>37693382
>By that logic
Female breakdown of logic.This is gonna be good
>anyone who posts here is whoring for attention.
Oh, fuck you, bitch.

You know damn well that the only reason you whores announce your gender immediately in any given instance is just because you want the attention. No dude announces his gender for attention.

>I don't have any particular situation that needs improvement
Exactly. Piss off, pissant.

>>37693368
>i have a pussy therefore i'm entitled to attention
kek
10/10 if this is a joke.
Just your average woman if it isn't.

>>37693017
Ignorant fucking idiot. Even Stacys can have clinical depression.

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>>37693496
>Even Stacys can have clinical depression.
Good one.

>>37693459
i'm very dull and also unapolagetically so. but i heard i could get orbiters anyway, something's not right.

>>37693474
Men don't announce their gender for attention because they won't get attention for it. Plenty of men go trap/LARP as female for attention. It's not good to mention being female when it's not relevant to the topic, but this is the "fembot thread", as dumb as that is. Also, /r9k/s board topic might as well be gender discussion, especially discussion of women, which I'd guess is one of the reasons why you see lots of "females" real and fake posting here.

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>>37693585
>>>/soc/
>>>/bullet_in_your_head/

>>37693496
Are you talking about that show 13 Reasons Why?

>>37693555
>t's not good to mention being female when it's not relevant to the topic, but this is the "fembot thread"
>Also, /r9k/s board topic might as well be gender discussion, especially discussion of women
You're so fucking retarded I don't even need to tell you to kill yourself. You'll probably just wander into traffic eventually.

But thanks for confirming that all women on 4chan are self centered attention whores who think literally everything is about them.

>>37693555
>b-b-b-but mentally disabled faggots who think they're women are just as obnoxious as women!
A: They really aren't.
B: You're essentially admitting your entire gender is utter shit if your go to example for minimizing your awful posting is obese weebs larping as traps.

>>37693555
>It's not good to mention being female when it's not relevant to the topic

But it's impossible for a roastie to reply to any thread without "femanon here" as the first line of her post, no matter the topic.

>>37693528
post a picture of your naked ass with timestamps, and post your contact info. lets see how many orbiters can you get

>>37692947
You are 100% autistic

Fembots do this >>37693818

>>37693829
its because they know they are too boring and dumb to get (you)s without mentioning their gender, and ofcourse attention is very important to them

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>>37693368

You can get it ANYWHERE ELSE. Jesus, I'll spoonfeed you. Go on facebook, post a selfie puffing up your lips loads of makeup at the right angle and say you just woke up. Instant 50 likes and comments.

Then post another with your top off with the caption 'free the nipple' on twitter. 1000 retweets and new followers and direct messages. GET. OUT. NOW. YOU. PREDATOR.

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>>37692947
l hope for your sake this is a joke

>>37693032
do you like bbc dear fembot

>>37693170
the pharma industry is fucking horseshit
and its blatantly this way

it fools normie moms and dads into shit like this all the time

>>37693649
I'd suggest you take a look at the catalog. A good deal of the threads here are about women in some way or another, and even in threads not specifically about women, discussion on the nature of men and women are common. And that's not adding all the trap/gayshit into the mix. Discussion of gender relations is one of defining traits of r9k, only outdone by porn and discussion of depression and loneliness.
>>37693725
I was responding to his point that "men don't announce their gender for attention", and there were no wider implications in my response than what I directly said, which I will spell out for your convenience
>men cannot get excessive attention by announcing their actual gender
>some men do
There were no statements regarding the prevalence or relative obnoxiousness of this behavior compared to actual women attenionwhoring, nor how it relates to my own posting.

>>37693829
It's entirely possible, but if and when they do you don't actually know it's a female in the first place.

It's also worth mentioning that responses like yours are part of the very problem you're angry about. Most, more topic-centric boards don't have nearly as severe problems with female attention-whoring. This is because mentioning being a female on other boards will probably earn you a few "fuck off" "tits or gtfos", but will mostly be ignored, and is far less likely to derail a thread. Blatant femanon here threads will get deleted by moderation.

I hate to tell you this, but attentionwhores thrive on negative attention as much as positive. Your responses to me are no better than "pls be my gf" white knight, beta orbiter style responses. It just encourages them and encourages bait imitating them too. The nature of /r9k/ attracts female (and shemale) attentionwhores like honey attracts flies, and this is unlikely to change on any grand scale, but ignoring femanon here type attention whores is the best way to combat this trend.

Everyone who says they're a female will get my (you)!
Its very special and limited. Claim now before the deal ends!

>>37694117
hey female bot

do you like bbc

do you like horse cocks

do you like MMF threesomes

>>37694117
>some men do pretend to be female/go trap for attention
Quick fix

>>37694167
Thanks for the attention, I appreciate it.

>>37694117
so femanons like negative attention, and i like abusing femanons verbally. i guess the real problems are the beta orbiters and normies who defend the femanons and beg for discord and skype then

>>37694195
hey youre supposed to answer my lewd questions

then i give you more attention

>>37692493
stfu you fucking normie trash!

>>37694117
>Discussion of gender relations is one of defining traits of r9k

Absolutely. But I don't want to hear your female opinion about it. Chans and /r9k/ in particular used to be the only place where I could discuss something without some cunt trying to insert herself in a conversation. A safe space, if you will. Women cannot understand actual depression, loneliness, or anything from the male perspective, just like men can't understand period cramps or whatever trivial "problem" you cunts cry about constantly. So their opinion is not relevant, needed, or wanted here.

If you have something to say that you feel might be of interest to others, just don't mention your gender. Your opinion will be then ignored or at best mocked, and hopefully then you will understand that men solely value you for your genitals.

>>37693496
Holy fucking shit look at this cuck.

>>37694117
>men cannot
>some do
I think you actually might be too stupid to ever have a real conversation with

>>37694609
See my quick fix please

>>37694117
>initially protests that all women are shallow attention whores who give no actual contribution to the board

>end up smugly reveling in attention no matter how negative and blatantly admitting to being an attention whore

Sometimes seeing how pathetic the female mind is makes me sad.

>>37694617
>women can get excessive attention by announcing their actual gender
>all women do for the attention
You should have just gone for incoherently stupid, rather than hilariously stupid.

>>37692220
90% of the people on this board are emotionally unstable.

any fembots ovulating today?

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>>37691957
>*orgasms mid rape*

>>37691957
We Wuz Pure an Sheeit

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ITT: see

>>37693170

Surprised you managed to rise above it roast. Most gals love bragging about their depression muh life is hard.

Now kindly leave this board.

>>37694513
I generally find posting a much more pleasant experience without mentioning my gender. Mentioning being a female isn't very conducive to discussion or anything but baiting.

>>37694658
You've gone out of your way to see it this way, so in effect you've made yourself sad.

>>37695130
>out of your way to see it this way
I didn't have to. You dropped proof of it at my feet.

Read the first part of that post, and just try to tell me that's not what happened.

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>>37691957
I enjoyed this post OP, thanks for the giggle.

>>37695198
I wasn't protesting anything, I just wanted to discuss the corruption of the pharmaceutical and psychological industries, and found the replies to my post worth discussing as well. I don't particularly enjoy negative attention, and I'm seeking attention as much as anyone who tries to talk to someone else here is, I just thought they were interesting posts to respond to. In my ideal world if I mentioning being female in a post for some reason it wouldn't even be worth commenting on, but this isn't possible for obvious reasons.


Reveling in negative attention is hardly female-specific in any case. It's the whole point of bait, for instance, and there's many, many different ways to bait without the "grill btw" shtick. I doubt most baitposters are female.

>>37695611
One of my classmates told me that he was as autistic as me and he was on meds, but the meds made the problem worse. He eventually got tired of them and took the balls to fix himself alone. Now he's pretty normal.