Weird things you do
(Not super autist shit)
I'll start
>Can't poop with socks on
>>37683945
I've always worn my socks inside-out. I go nuts if I don't.
> take dirt off my fingernails
> smell it
reeee normies get OFF MY BOARD
>chew fingernails
>have a pepe collection (thanks for the rare one)
>always be playing a drum beat when bored
>>37683945
>hope that if I ever smell a vagina it smells like the shit that collects under my toenails
It's a sort of rotten cheese smell
>>37683945
I thought I was the only one...orig
>can't bleed with skin on
Why me? REEEEEEE
I like to clean the smegma with my fingers and then smell said fingers. Of course I don't wash my hands after doing that.
If I'm in an elevator alone, I sing, or make silly noises, or maybe do some fake Kung Fu.
>>37683945
pee sitting down
>>37683945
>Goto cruch 1 - 4 times a month at 6 in the morning.
Don't believe in god, do it just because hate muslims so much.
I can't stand the thought of someone hearing me shit. As a result I always have either the sink or shower running, and if for some reason that's not possible, I'll stack the bowl with toilet paper.
>>37683945
I like to smell my dirty underwear, especially the area between asshole and ballsack.
>flirt with my computer if it starts to lag
>>37683945
>even memepainters are better then you
time to end it
that picture is pretty btrw
>>37683945
I can't poop with any clothes on at all
>>37684023
>>37684221
I chew my fingernails to the point where they bleed
talk to my pets in a weird voice
change the letters of their names around
sing songs about them
>>37685484
eh?
what now?
>cant masturbate wearing my glasses
>don't use three pronged forks ever
>>37683945
Wear the same underwear for a month.
Feel kinda betrayed when i change my underwear.
>sit down in the shower and pretend I'm under a waterfall
>make weird mouth sounds when no one is around
>talk to myself for the "company" of my voice even though I hate my voice
>twist my hair and play with it, comb it out then do it again
>cup my hand over my mouth and breathe through it. It smells funny but like it
>don't like when my shoelaces flop around so I tuck them in
I know I'm so weird but can't stop doing any of these things.
>>37685518
what do you mean with that? i dont understand
>>37684244
Bad news, it's a kind of sweaty, savoury smell
Sorry to burst your bubble :(
>>37685561
>>make weird mouth sounds when no one is around
I like to make gun sounds when i pick something that could resemble a gun.
I don't have a single playlist, I either listen to a specific album or manually pick a queue of songs
>>37684684
I do the same except I wash my hands you fucking degenerate.
Everybody likes their own brand. I like eating a good booger now and then. I also eat dead skin and pimples I pop.
Tastes good man
>>37683945
I cant play single player games, unless the time of day/atmosphere matches what it is that I'm playing. For example, I still haven't beat Resident Evil 7. It's probably because I only feel like playing it at night, and when it's raining as well. I don't know why I'm like this, but i have a LOT of unfinished games, stacked up for that reason.
>>37686637
Seems like OCD or something. I will agree that kind of shit works wonders for immersion I like playing dark souls at dawn and dusk lol and horror games at night
>>37686800
It very well could be...
Its a little weirder than that as well. Because, when I'm not playing one of my games, due to it not meeting my conditions, I end up saying "fuck it" and not playing it for even longer. Then a friend (yes, I have friends. Android reporting) will ask to borrow it. Which makes me envious and want to start playing it again.
>greed (don't want to share unfinished games)
>envy (when someone talks up a game I haven't finished)
>wrath (when I realise my issue and don't fix it)
>lust (adding new, enticing games to the heap)
>sloth (not playing them just because)
>pride (not just selling them, because someday I will play them)
No seventh sin, sadly.
I get super sad when my dad forces me to mow the lawn.
I don't like hurting it.
Not to mention the bugs I might kill or destroy their homes.
>>37687406
This is the cutest autistic thing I've ever heard.
Btw maybe don't do hard drugs