>you are given a chance to completely ravage Princess Peach
>all you need to do is defeat Bowser in the arena
>he stands 6'6 and has yet to lose a fight
>a toadstool approaches you and tells you you can win the fight
>all you need to do is make a trade
>you'll be granted the best physique and prowess as long as the princess peach remains a virgin (and alive)
>the moment it's broken, you die from excessive weight gain and balding
What do?
>>37683860
Hire a prostitute and pay her extra to dress up like princess peach
>>37683860
Fuck Toad.
>excessive weight gain and balding
Guess I'll be alright then
>>37683860
This one looks a little worn out. I'll pass.
>princess peach
>virgin
where do you think the koopalings came from
>>37683860
What if I kill her straight after the fight, she'd die a virgin and I'd get to keep my Godly physique right?
>>37683860
>women are now using vidya to make their lives even easier
its not fair , this shit was ours
the darkest timeline anons
>>37683926
Oh right nevermind, I missed the alive part. Nah I'll pass.
>>37683860
Fuck sexy toad girls instead. Browser can black her anyways, that's why the bitch get kidnapped. It's some sort of cuck/rape fetish she has.
>>37683860
Stuff the toad down bowsers throat and watch him choke to death.
GG ez
>>37683939
They take everything from us it's fucking insane. Thank God thier into shitty Shooters,moba, and generic rpgs.They have yet too discover the world of Jrpgs or Visual novels
>>37683860
>>you are given a chance to completely ravage Princess Peach
>>all you need to do is defeat Bowser in the arena
>>he stands 6'6 and has yet to lose a fight
>>a toadstool approaches you and tells you you can win the fight
>>all you need to do is make a trade
>>you'll be granted the best physique and prowess as long as the princess peach remains a virgin (and alive)
>>the moment it's broken, you die from excessive weight gain and balding
>What do?
Shoot princess peach, toad, and bowser before throwing them out of a plane because my flight calls for me, my men, Dr mario, and only one ofthe game
>>37683860
Take the trade and have Princess Peach blow me instead.
She'll still be a virgin bro. Pact not broken.
>>37684046
What the fuck you ok anon?
>>37683860
take the deal, fuck Princess Daisy