how do you guys clean up post fap? especially at night? i typically

that's rancid OP.

I just swallow it, easy clean up and readies me for the day when I find a bf, even if it wont happen.

>>37681411
where do you live slut

>>37681418
The green isle of Eire

>>37681333
with a straw

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Yikes, stay tuned

>>37681437
at least you are european, still quite far from me however

>>37681333
>cum in toilet paper
>flush it down the toilet so people in your house think you've taken a piss
Is it that hard to understand this? If you can't reach the bathroom without getting seen just keep the toilet paper in your pants until you get there. It shouldn't be gross for you since you cum in your own hand

Just stand up, load onto the desk and easy wipe off with toilet paper

cum on your keyboard and it will go into the cracks to forever be forgotten about

plus it lubes the keys up nicely making them quieter

Just cum in your boxer briefs and wait for it to dry out while still wearing them.

Just lick my fingers clean.

Why don't you fags just keep a tissue box in your room?

>>37681525
This is the best strategy I do it like this. If I can't get to the bathroom I just fold it neatly and put it in my pocket.
Lmao a lot more hygienic than smearing it where you sleep.

I just cum into a towel, and wash it every now and then

>>37681595
lol, that way our parents will know we are addicted to porn baka senpai

>>37681627
They already know you are. If you jerk off on your bed (that touches a wall), the toilet or while leaning against a wall you are literally shaking the entire house. You don't notice it because you're at the center but everyone else does. Chairs also make noise albeit not as much.

>>37681646
i dont live in a shitty suburban american house though

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>>37681646
what
fucking WHAT
does this explain why my parents always go in the fucking bathroom and start coughing for no reason when i jerk off

wtfff why did nobody explain this to me please tell me you're joking anon

>>37681646
The fuck, do you live in a cardboard box

>>37681699
They know anon. Everyone can hear you jerking off especially if there's no loud background noise. If they don't hear the "ugh mmh fuck yea" or the slurping noises they'll definitely wonder why the walls are shaking.

Jerking off in the shower violently shakes the surrounding rooms and sometimes it's even noticeable across the house.

t. grew up with 5 older brothers

>>37681561
I thought i was the only one who do this

>>37681729
It's probably an american thing, the houses here are generally much flimsier.

If you're an american I have some very bad news for you anon.

>>37681761
Nah I'm European, live in a huge 100-year old house, walls to withstand Allied bombing, that kinda stuff. Unless someone is just sitting with their ear on the wall right next to my bed, I'm fine.

Yeah man can relate. Fold it into your pocket and sleep. Then wake up and put the dry ball of tissue into the toilet while you take your morning piss!