Getting a gf sounds kinda shitty. Maybe the cuddling would be nice but:
>have to give up my lazy life style
>she will expect you to stop doing nerdy shit like playing vidya and playing 40k
>sex is literally just busting a nut in a soggy hole
>have to tend to her needs
>have to pay for her shit
Garbage if you ask me. NEET life is a blessing.
>>37677735
I agree. I think about how much work getting and keeping a gf would be. Nah senpai. I'll just jack off
Same. Even if I was in love with a girl I don't know how comfortable I would be with somebody being physical nearby all the time
get a fwb. I'm doing all this but with a girl who has a BF. Getting all the nice stuff without having to pay for shit
>>37677827
Is sex even worth it? I wouldn't have a hard time getting laid, but I feel as if I should just preserve my virginity and go for the wizard meme.
>>37677735
>>have to give up my lazy life style
You should give this up regardless, especially if you're posting pictures of Baron Evola, you mong.
>>she will expect you to stop doing nerdy shit like playing vidya and playing 40k
No, she won't. I've had a girlfriend for over 2 years and she actively encourages me playing games. She even plays them herself, and is a big fan of 40k.
>>sex is literally just busting a nut in a soggy hole
No. Sex is a experiencing a higher plane of human contact that lifts both individuals into a spiritual state of pleasure and compassion. Alternatively, it is furious and lustful.
>>have to tend to her needs
??? You have to talk to her, be supportive and compassionate. That's literally it.
>>have to pay for her shit
You don't. Any woman of a good moral character will pay for most things by herself -- that being said, it is very pleasant to treat a woman to a date, etc.
i had a gf once
>constantly wants to eat out and waste my money driving around
>deal with her being unhappy for no reason and weekly mood swings
>stress slowly builds up over a period of 2 years without me realizing
>dumps me out of nowhere when im the heaviest ive ever been and the poorest
fuck having a gf. its not worth the sex or companionship which was shit cause i always had to have something to do or she was unhappy
I had a gf once, it was a complete waste of my time. I'll just stick to fucking hookers a few times a year.
>>37677735
I think the worst part would be not being able to fart openly, especially while going to sleep. I'd be trapped in suffering since anybody that thought farting openly was ok would disgust me.
>>37677735
Having a girlfreidn is great.
At the start.
All you want to do is spend time together.
You don't care what you're doing.
Even just walking downtown.
Then it slowly gets worse.
She is comfortable enough to say she doesn't really like your friends.
That's fine she doesn't stop you going out with them.
Suddenly she starts making a big deal you are with your friends and not her.
EVEN THOUGH YOU LIVE TOGETHER AND SPEND MOST OF YOUR WAKING HOURS WITH HER WHEN NOT AT WORK.
Then she gets on at you for accepting friend requests from girls at work.
Then she accuses you of cheating because you opened one snapchat a girl from work sent to EVERYONE.
You argue over everything now, even petty stuff like who did the dishes last.
AND THEN YOU ARE TOO FAR GONE, YOU DON'T WANT TO LEAVE BUT DON'T WANT TO STAY EITHER. YOU'RE STUCK LIVING WITH A WOMAN YOU HATE. SO YOU START SEEING SOMEONE ON THE SIDE TO GET THAT INITIAL FEELS AGAIN, AND THEN SOMEONE FINDS OUT, TELLS THE PREMANENT GF, AND MORE ARGUEMENTS, SHE IS LEAVING, YOU ARE HAPPY, BUT YOU KNOW THAT YOUR WORKMATES, FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL NO LONGER RESPECT YOU.
You are now worse off than before.
>>37677886
why are you here nigga
>>37678027
Because I used to be a suicidal robot, and understand the plight. By coming here I hope to alleviate others of their ailment and bring them out of that darkness.
>>37677885
the smell of a girl makes me dokidoki. It's nice
>>37677886
>Sex is a experiencing a higher plane of human contact that lifts both individuals into a spiritual state of pleasure and compassion. Alternatively, it is furious and lustful.
Thanks for that description, now I once again want something I can never have because after a certain age it becomes cringe to do it for the first time like it is with me.
>>37678189
How old are you? 20?
>>37678189
A good hooker could probably solve this problem.
>>37678203
24, so right at the cutoff point
>>37678210
Not legal in my area, and I'm too stupid to get away with getting one from backpage or wherever
>>37677979
so fucking true. except mine doesn't do the dishes. she doesn't do shit except sleep, play neopets, smoke weed, and not work.
It is good in a way, it makes me dedicate more time to being at work, but after five years together it isn't easy to just break it off. and I'd miss the two cats so fucking much.
>>37677886
>She even plays them herself, and is a big fan of 40k.
She must have been a BIG girl.
>>37677979
Maybe if you're a fucking loser, holy crap
>>37678233
>She must have been a BIG girl
No. She's shapely in all the right places.
>>37678189
>tfw girlfriend and I were virgins before we met
Feels transcendent, man.
>>37678304
Good luck finding a virgin girl in 2017
>>37677735
just get a lazy nerd vidya gf.
>tend to her needs
>pay for her shit
she did all that on her own before you came along, she can jolly well do it after.
>>37678410
Well, I found one in 2015, so if you're looking in the right places, it can't be too hard.
>>37678426
Where would those places be then?
>>37678462
I got my girlfriend in highschool, but there are many Christian girls who are still virgins. Go to your local church or something.
>>37677735
You're making excuses because you're scared of people
Getting a bf sounds kinda shitty. Maybe the cuddling would be nice but:
>have to give up killing normies
>he will expect you to stop doing nerdy shit like killing normies
>sex is literally just the creation of normies
>have to tend to his normies
>have to pay for his normies
Garbage if you ask me. kill normies life is a blessing.
>>37677735
>have to give up my lazy life style
not really, some will totally tolerate your neetness
>she will expect you to stop doing nerdy shit like playing vidya and playing 40k
birds of a feather flock together, the girls that would date you would appreciate your enjoyment of hobbies. girls love it when guys sperg out over their interests.
>sex is literally just busting a nut in a soggy hole
its a little more than that desu
>have to tend to her needs
only if you cling to a girl that aren't gf material, if you know how to drop dumb whores and stick with the girls that will contribute their 50% then this isn't a problem
>have to pay for her shit
see above
>>37678497
Redirect your hatred from the normies to the System. Sort yourself out.
>>37678644
?
I don't have any hatred. I am full of love.
>>37678234
Are all the divorced men fucking losers? A woman that loves you will forgive all your actions, but when the love is gone she will condemn you for the most petty shit so she can justify cucking you.
>>37677972
>woke af
Also you guys are right. Too much effort and little gain
>>37677735
>have to give up my lazy life style
No one likes a lazy person.
>she will expect you to stop doing nerdy shit like playing vidya and playing 40k
No she won't, she will like you because you are you, that also means you being able to play Vidya.
>sex is literally just busting a nut in a soggy hole
Underestimating sex because you never had some
>have to tend to her needs
She also tends to your needs.
>have to pay for her shit
Not true, we both pay for ourselves all the time.
Getting a GF was the best thing to happen to me. Even though you guys would consider me a Chad if I told you about my sexual history and would be mad at me for getting a virgin qt as a GF.
You can solve this question by trying to get a gf
likely she's banging a bunch of dudes already and everyone is more than happy to tell you why you're a piece of shit and no women will give you the time of day since she's already busy getting a train load of dicks run on her
i m h o
>>37677885
I feel the same way. I'm not preserving my virginity per se, but I've never found a girl worth giving it to.
I've slept with a girl (twice) but we didn't have sex. The intimacy was great, but not great enough for me to follow up with her. I just can't imagine sharing my life with someone.