I nominate Kafka
>loner
>depressed
>daddy issues
>Kafka was never married. According to Brod, Kafka was "tortured" by sexual desire[56] and Kafka's biographer Reiner Stach states that his life was full of "incessant womanising" and that he was filled with a fear of "sexual failure".[
>>37673936
The Transformation should be oficially made robotcore reading. Really made that rainy afternoon I read it a lot more depressing.
>>37673936
Womanizing implies that hes fucking bitches
not depressing. it's like an extended greentext of a NEET in the 60s.
>>37673936
>incessant womanising
>robot
pick one
Lovecraft is definitely up there. And the day-dreaming kiddy-diddler who never got laid, Lewis Carroll.
JD Salinger had to have been autistic
>>37674203
This. Kafka fucked more women than he made short stories.
Chaim Thundercockstein
Andy Griffiths
>autistic childhood stories
>no idea how to interact socially
>family hated him and considered him a disappointment
Tatsuhiko Takimoto is the obvious answer. Wrote Welcome to the NHK.
>>37673936
WATCH IT, KAFKA
>>37674228
>Lovecraft
lol no, he was a Chad, he was openly racist and was always dissing other writters or politicians
>>37674164
Ignatius C. Reilly is the supreme robot (even though most people here are brainlets compared to him)
>>37673936
witty
>>37675376
>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh da fuck you say?
>>37674228
definitely r9k
>>37676883
wittgenstein was actually smart and good at things, and he fucking killed people in the war.