>be 6
>forced to go to a pool party with 10 year old sisters
>didn't know how to swim because only my sisters got lessons so I just sat around
>after awhile sisters ask me to push a pool float over to them
>do it but it makes me go too deep
>start drowning
>saved by some lady after awhile (apparently no kids noticed me drowning)
>sit around for another hour
>once I finally get to go home my sisters accuse me of attempting suicide
tfw you'll never experience the joy of childhood summer ever again