>let car closest to cross traffic in an intersection pull out before me so they will get hit by a person running a red light and killed not me
>memorize and time traffic lights and sequences of specific intersections
>wear the same clothes till they smell
>really into trains, planes and math
>powerwalk everywhere
>get hit on by girls but just mumble and look away
>don't have a Facebook account
>listen to a song on repeat over and over
>happy alone, miserable in a crowd
>like animals more than people
>go for walks at night
>>37671600
>go for walks at night
same here anon, sometimes I'll only take my id and house key so that way I lose nothing if I stumble across a mugger
>>37671600
this is me exactly except I'm shit at math (but I like it in theory) and don't have a strong interest in planes or trains (but they're fucking fascinating and I sperg out when I'm in or near one)
>walk "too fast" all the time
>never had facebook
>will often listen to a song on repeat for hours
>sometimes just listen to part of a song, looped, for hours
>love being alone, people are uncomfortable as fuck
>i non ironically want to marry my cat
>/nightwalk/ is every night, usually around 2 or 3.
>>37671451
>eat knowing it forces my horrible life to go on
>>37671451
>HAVE to check AT LEAST 10 times that my door is closed every time I leave the house
>old door makes lots of noise, people think I'm a retard
>sometimes walk down halfway down a flight of stairs and return just to be sure
At least I manage to control myself and do it only 2-3 times before going to sleep.
>>37671674
this is me exactly except I walk too slow (but I like fast walkers) and have always had a facebook (but not having a facebook is fucking fascinating and I always sperg out when near a nofacebooker).
>only listen to two songs, but listen to music 10 hours every day
>I'm fucking ecstatic about being alone, sometimes I ejaculate just from the loneliness and I passed out at a party with two people from uncomfortableness
>already have three ferret brides
>only come out at night and walk from 10 pm to 4 am
>>37671915
Include me in the screencap rofl I love R9K you guys are funny af
>>37672044
>tfw your mocking post is too exquisite for the summer redditor
>Do mouth trumpet sounds, click my fingers or tap my sides when I walk or generally stim
>Fiddle with hair so much I give myself a bald patch when I think
>Also memorise traffic light sequences
>Remember lots of small facts
>Yoyo
>Coding
>Always eat certain things in a particular order, or in a particular way
>Can't hold a proper conversation with my closest friends unless I'm drunk
>>37672120
Yes that is exactly what has happened in this thread.