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>Be me
>21 y/o Chad
>had sex 5 times today
>driving daddy's new sportscar
>get pulled over
>cop starts writing a ticket
>he suddenly notices my chiselled jawline
>sees my 12 inch cock
>"S-Sorry sir, I'm sure you have a good reason for speeding. Another date with Stacey, huh? Haha. Best get to it!"
>slap him in the face and drive off
>sleep with Stacey's sister as well
Feels good being a Chad
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cringe xd
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>>37668155
so you had a bi cop pull you over did he have a good look at your equipment
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>>37668155
"""Quality""" posts bro. I sure am """glad""" you're contributing to the board.
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> Be me
> Be Chad
> Also be caveman
> Dad is tribe leader
> He's getting old though
> 32ndbirthday.mov
> I need to become the leader before my cuck of a brother becomes does.
> That skinny berry picker invents a wheel and suddenly everyone's impressed or something.
> Wake up in the wee hours one night due to parasite-induced diarrhea.
> Realize my opportunity.
> It's time.
> Wrap a pelt around my trusty club as a silencer.
> Go back into communal sleeping den with fire stick.
> Kill brother and dad, no one wakes up.
> Naturalselection.jpeg
> I throw the club into the fire, it's burning nicely.
> Sleep far away from dad and brother so no one thinks it's me.
> We wake up next morning, it's a """sad""" funeral.
> As last surviving male heir, I have to eat both of their dicks to give me the man-spirits to be the next tribe leader.
> Not bad actually
> Have to consummate my leadership.
> Have orgy wth all of dad's harem.
> Myharemnow.png
> mfw
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>>37669847
Mfw a troglodyte does it better than me
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