Camera tricks

>>37665896
>be american
>have to give a tip right after birth
kek you dumb fatfucks

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>>37665940
top fucking kek that's a good one

>>37665999
cant believe that comment is original

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>>37665940
I'm uncut as far as i know, I'm just tired of being shitposted on tinder with memes about how I have to go back by catfishes. I don't even speak Spanish for god sake I'm just a mixed guy with a latino name and NO, it's not Paco.

>>37666219
Where do you live that being Latino excludes you from pussy?
In Florida getting a white girl as a Latino is almost expected....

Trim your pubes or shave them. Your dick will look at least 1/2 an inch bigger.

>>37666638
>1/2 inch bigger
For real? I thought that was just a meme.

Can get get super hard when I take dick pics and it makes me sad

>>37666810
I used to have the same problem. lower the number of times you masturbate in a day and you should be fine.

>>37666759
It's not, it makes sense because less of the penis will be covered by hair so you will be able to see more of it. I would shave balls and the base off it, then just trim down the rest really short. Also push the skin down on the base of your penis, it will also make it look longer.

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>>37667047
Huh. That actually makes sense.

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>>37666810
Have the same problem but it doesn't bother so much because I'm a shower not a grower

>>37665896
I have the exact same remote.AMA

Compare with a can of Fanta or something to make it seem larger.

Do woman think you have a small willy if you dont send them dick pcis?

>>37665896
This is a shit trick. I can tell you're still small in the first picture

>>37668491
This desu, 6'5" inches is only 16.51 cm, OP looks like 6'5" but that's really small and no tricks will help him

>>37668491
Did you read the op before shitposting, do you really think he would be asking how to make it look bigger if he thought that 6'5" was big

>>37668491
What if the whole point of the first picture is to show that he can make his dick look bigger than? hence camera tricks. really makes you think huh

>>37669031
fuck, i fucked up the sage, also OP go to /adv/

Hey look at that, we've got the same remote.