The real NEET life

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>>37665846
>tfw coming up on my 1 year NEET anniversary
I need out of this hell lads

>>37665985
Honestly, just become a courtesy clerk at a store. Preferably Albertson's, you get paid a decent amount and there's room to advance. Pretty much everybody who works there was a courtesy clerk at some point.

Or work at Winco. You'll be working your ass off, but again, plenty of room for advancement.

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>no bills
>no debt
>enough money to dance 3 times a week and prevent social retardation
>enough time to research business ideas instead of coming home exhausted from retail work every day

NEET life is only hell if you plan to stay there. It's a fine springboard.

>>37665846
lol ragie wagie spotted lel

>>37666666
reeeeee satan number kek HAIEL NUMALE

>>37666682
Ya missed the sexts.
>>37666644
Oh, sure, that's very common. It's called "I saved up for 3 months or so of living and quit". As long as it's not long term or involuntary, it's not being a NEET, it's being smart.

>>37665846
>masturbate furiously into my flashlight
>flashlight

>>37666753
>implying that wasn't on purpose

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>>37666774
>mom found the cum storage flashlight

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>>37666937
>blackout
>hear noises outside
>strange yelling
>"Fuck, I gotta scare these people off"
>find my flashlight
>find my gun
>turn on the flashlight
>the light is foggy and white
>"Shit, anon came in the flashlight again
>get raped by niggers
>anon cums in another flashlight while watching

A day in the life of anon's mom

>>37666753
>Not owning a cum powered flashlight

Bro think of the environment. That is clean renewable energy.

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>was depressed neet for 8 months
>family friend helped me get a decent job
>did CBT
>worked for 18 months, saved up lots of money
>went to uni, met tons of new friends and started socializing and partying a lot
>now moving away from my parents, happier than ever.

Its NOT hopeless anon

>>37665846
Permanent neet here since forever.

>neetbux
>got my own place
>live like you described while depressed for years
>forced to move to the countryside due to circumstances
>lost driver license due to a seizure
>because of this I bought a good bike
>now I ride up to 100km a day through countryside and forests
>bought a second hand bench and weights a year ago
>good shape, still improving
>started improving everything else in my life as well once I started being pleased with my progress, however little or insignificant, if it satisfies even slightly it's worth doing.
>all the freedom in the world
>living frugally and content, no problems at all
>keep trying and failing in all other aspects in life
>don't care one bit

It can get better if you choose to make it so.

>>37667269
>for 8 months

HAHASHSDHDASHSDAHSFFKDFK

SDAJKSJASJFHFHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

Try 10 FUCNGI YEARS

FUCK OFF

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>>37667269
>>37667418
Yeah this, literally a normie 'depression'.
>8 months
>cushioned by supportive caring people
>not even destroyed further by hostile belligerents while being down for the count
>8 months
>depression

That's a burnout at best.
Fuck outta here.