>"uhhh anon, can you get me my tampon box from the

>>37660865
no that is too emasculating of a request for me to fetch an object from the other room what do you take me for I'm a real man and men don't even think about feminine hygiene in fact women are supposed to do things for their man nope not going to do it no way no how pow zip zoom straight to the moon

>>37660865
"uhh why do you need the whole box?"

>>37660865
qt radiator

>>37660865
>Okay hunney
>proceed to grab empty box of tampax
>hilarity ensues
>wonder who's house I'm in

>>37661722

It's where she keeps her fentanyl

>>37660865

Yeah I could settle for this lifestyle, she's alright but she'll age like a fucking gallon of milk in the nevada badlands.

Not a shred of a chance for long term, too mcuh makeup, who the fuck wears heels and no panties to the toilet, bitch what fucking games are you trying to play with me right now?

She could have an a plus personality... I'd hope that I didn't sell myself short and settle for another nutter for a long term thing.

Man, I feel like I sound bitter.

>yes babe, but only if i can watch you insert it.