Anons, there was a brown recluse in my room. It was under my

>>37658864
Yeah it's gonna lay eggs under your bed.

>>37658864
Did you kill it OP? You didn't mention that very important fact. If not, get a flash light and look in the corners.
Also, if you're having trouble going to bed, read a book. That works for me!

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yeah look for signs of more of them, make sure it's dead

>>37658931
This bost reeks of reddit

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>>37658931
>Did you kill it OP
Of course I did.
It was walking funny when I first saw it. Wasn't even trying to hide, just sitting on the wall above my head.
When I looked under my bed, I saw that where the floorboards and the wall don't completely come together (Meaning there's a big dusty seam under my bed), so it could have come from there.

And I didn't find any eggs, thankfully. I saw what looked like a sac of eggs but it turned out to be a dusty cheeto.

You ever wonder why they are called a brown RECLUSE? Its because spiders are fucking betas like us, they dont want to fuck our shit up for no reason, besides was it really a brown recluse or just a brown spider? do you live in mid-east America? They only cover a few states. So what you gotta do is go to sleep knowing that you have a lil bro killing the shit that actually will fuck with you.

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Okay
I just did my research.

It looks like it was most likely a Huntsman Spider or a Male Southern House Spider, and probably not a recluse. And even if it was a brown recluse, a bite probably wouldn't have gotten too bad (Brown recluse bites causing flesh wounds is a big fat fucking meme apparently).

Thank god, I can go to sleep now.

>>37658873
That's actuaIIy pretty hot