How 2 git gf?

Be genetically supreme

the end

you have to go out and ultimately be yourself

I pray to kek

>>37655473
I praised kek on a kek thread back during the election. I prayed for a gf,and I got repeating numbers. kek will bless your boy soon..

>>37655461
the right answer. you gotta be willing to fall flat on your face to learn the ropes, you're not getting any closer to a gf on 4chan

praise kek I'll get a gf this month

>>37655426
get quints and show girls, 2000% pussy magnet assured

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>>37655426
Ask married guys for advice.
Don't listen to MGTOW and /r/redpill or pua faggots
in the relationship game married people are in the professional leagues, those other fags are in the minors. Guys from the minors would love to play against the pros but there is a reason they're not there and the other guy is.
I'm not saying this is always the case, but if your end goal is a long term relationship monogamous with a gf ask people already in that situation and not people who arnt

protip on r9k we arnt

>>37655426
you don't.the game is rigged.

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>>37656493
you don't even work in a salt mine, where you get all that salt from?

You don't

Unless, of course, you are CHAD

>>37655520
No you don't. If you learn the ropes you'll just be one of those people that goes around hitting on everyone and can't maintain one gf/bf they just have fuck buddies

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>>37656480
Underrated comment

Orgigididge

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In the off chance that someone actually looks at this, I'm going to respond seriously.

1. If you're fat, go on a fucking diet and work out until you're not fat.

2. If you have bad skin, get some cream for it.

3. Stop masturbating. This will increase your confidence tenfold.

4. Make friends. I found my gf through friends of friends. If you don't know how to do that join a club or go to Uni or something.

5. Put yourself out there. Dress nicely, talk to people, etc. If a friend invites you to do something, do it. You're only going to meet people if you leave your house.

Basically, the only guaranteed way to get a gf is to get your shit together and become the sort of person that girls want to have as a bf. This doesn't mean changing your personality, it just means not being a fat autist that posts on r9k all day with no job.

>>37659047
stopped reading at stop masturbating. fuck off, no one takes my very special 15 minutes away

sudo git clone gf

>>37656882
You could change your name to chad legally. or chad something else like smith.